Long ago in a distant fairy land There was a man known far wide! He was known to eat any meat Human,chicken,horse and bovine And then... On the big day of his largest feast yet He rolled himself in a ball and Oh, what a feat! He's one with the meat He's the only one Meatball man! Though he'd become one With his many meats He was still hungry for yet more! He scoured the land for all the meat he could roll in and engorge And then... The poor doomed people saw him in his might! Took him as their one own god. Now, Blood will be paid! Sacrifices made! To the only, Meatball man!