-Ask Pine Tree-
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--Chris-Afton-- 
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14.12.2020
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Micheal-afton
14.12.2020 03:09
LinkA man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
--Chris-Afton--[OP]
14.12.2020 03:10
LinkPine Tree:anybody can die of old age if their body is weak enough! hahah!
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Micheal-afton
14.12.2020 03:41
LinkThey were born on February 29
Gray77
14.12.2020 10:25
Linknvm then-
Pine.T:You can try! ahahaha! im an immortal being -whisper- unless it comes to that bill pines kid
Pine.T:well im pine tree! -he tips his hat and the house tips with it-
-he then puts his hat back on-
Pine.T:-he blinks and multiple symbols flash in his eye- wow. are you new to gravity falls? you dont have a symbol-!
Pine.T:no! ahaha! Im pine tree! The triangle suited human being is bill!
(basically bill and Dipper switched places in this Au-)
Pine.T:-he blinks and several symbols flash in his eyes- jeez you dont have a symbol!
Pine.T:-he blinked and assigned you the symbol of a teardrop- there ya go!
ok!))
Though the reason i assigned a teardrop is because she has made people cry and- ect-))
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Pine.T:hello there!
-his voice sounded like a radio brodcast-
Pine.T:I'm pine tree! -he tips his hat and the whole hut tips with it
-he puts his hat back on-
Pine.T:so um wanna make a-
-a strange Dorito busted through the door-
???:NO DEALS PINE TREE
Pine:ok then
Will:HE'LL USE YOUR BODY AS A PUPPET AND DAMAGE IT-
(My oc clover is kind clueless and very gullible)
He cant do that
Pine:-he sticks out his hand and jestures you to shake it
Will:suit yourself
Pine:-his eyes flash happiness and joy and everything you ever wanted- all I want from you- is a puppet
(Lol your in dippers situation)
(Ep:sock opera)
Chris:-gasp- I'm ur happiness?!?
Pine:whatever just give me a sock puppet
Yes you Chris and ok
-shakes hand- you said sock puppet and inm not a sock
Pine:you sure look like that -he goes to itch your thigh- ew your a girl- this body feels so weird -he falls pver-
Pine:em nevermind- he grabs your hand and -shoves you back inside your "flesh suit"-
Pine:that was unpleasant
(First he was in your body and when I said you I meant your flesh suit not your ghost)
Thank you very much and yea that was. Noooo I ran out of candy :c
Pine:-he sits down on bills shoulder and falls asleep
Bill:-bill.exe.has stopped working-
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Bill:-he sits pine tree in his pocket and grabs the picture- wait you forgot this!
Well you dont have to be mean. What photo is I- oh.. Its my dad i will do anything to have him back
-Mabel walks up to you-
Mabel:hello! Are you a friend off dip- I mean pine trees?
Mabel:oh! Come in! -she grabs your hand and pulls you inside-
(So em Mabel is 17 in this Au and so is dipper)
(Bill is 18 so able to date dipper)
(Alsooo dipper has a human form he just thinks it's ugly)
Chris:right sorry hah-
Mabel:aw ! Ill tell soon you said that! -she ran to the house part of the shack-
-walks then sees a whole bunch of wasp and I run and they follow me i run into a tree and pass out and the wasp go byr bye-
???:you hit a tree -he has the color scheme of pine tree
-he sat you up against the tree and rolled down the wrong sleeve- shit
-cuts were visible on his wrist as he quickly pulled up his sleeve
Yea I am where is my backpack. - remembering i left it with Chris- where am i
???:-his voice seemed to sound like a radio for this sentance- the deep part of the forest
"Mason":-he sat down with you and touched you forehead-
-his eye patch wasn't on right so you could see s little part of his eye-
-it seemed to be like pine trees eye when he possesses sombody-
-blue with a slit-
-you felt as if your head didn't hurt anymore
"Mason": done- wait- oh fck-
-goes to the river so i can wet my face my photo drops and goes in the water but i dont notice-
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"Mason": -he sits with you and takes off his eye patch trying to hide his eye-
"Mason":-he moves his hand away from his eye to reveal a fully blue eye with a slit-
"Mason": doritos- -whispers- like my boyfriend
(Oh my god I made pine tree sound like a yandere)
"Mason" :-he inhaled and they go inside his mouth-
(qwq in sorry owo)
"Mason": thanks! -something seemed to be moving under his jacket-
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"Mason" :-he took of his jacket and revealed 2 blue and black wings
"Mason": t-thanks
(Mason likes Gloria (not like that) and so does pine tree but he's trying to hide things that would make her realize he was pine tree)
Bill:ah nice to see you!
"Mason":-he curled up in a ball and shooed bill away-
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Chris:dude I saw saw happened- he did not have bad intentions-
I know but he tried ro steal my body but stopped bc he relized i was a girl
"Mason" :-he ran past you crying-
Chris:he did that as a joke- and he's never been in a girls body-
-runs to mason and gives him a hug- im sorry i just took it the wrong way
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-i start crying- I'm so sorry I didnt mean to make yoy feel sad I understamd if you hate me now
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Bill:-he goes back to writing-
"mason":-he teleports you Back-
Ok -gets off- -in mind-
How did I not die?
Is mason trying to get me killed?
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Ok -carries him to his room- ahh there you go bye mason bye bill
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-carrues him to his room and leaves him a teddy with a note say in for one of my best friend
9....
Sky:hits me in thw back of my head with a shovel and drags me to a barn that has rhe cipher force firlwd around ut and injects sonething-
Mason:-he walks out and seems alarmed- something happened
-he teleported to where sky was holding clover-
Wtf man
Mason:-he picked up clover and teleported to his house- that girl screwed up...
Mason:-he sat clover Down On his bed and attempted to pull the liquid out with his magic- man this stuff is really in there
Mason:this may hurt a little -he snapped and the liquid teleported n into a cup-
-your pov-
Your neck felt like it was being cut open-
¿|°|¥|°Ωμθ¬ΩμΩΩμμΩ§¤
(AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!)
-Eyes trn red and I run away)
Mason:-he ran into the bathroom and locked the door mumbling "sorry.."-
My eyes turn back to normal - what happened! -dome red version of bill is in front of me- bill is that u
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Ok deal
-shakes hand-
I teleport back wher ehey arw but I appear diffrent i lost my color
Mason:-he stands up- w-whats going on on!?
("Kill"(the red demon) is the reason dipper is a demon so when kill uses his powers it affects pine tree/mason)
Mason:k-kill! the red demon! -his eye(normally blue) was light red-
-eyes start to flash red and blue-
(Blue is my normal eye color)
Mason:-coughs up a bit of blood- I think I'm gonn- -he passes out and hits hit head on the floor REALLY hard-
-throws up red stuff while my eyes still flashing bwetten red and blue
-falls asleep - *you see sky out the window*
Sky:all acording to plan
(Me irl:-role-playing)
(my brain:you need sleep)
(Me irl:-takes a sip of coffee)
(my brain: NVM FJDHFKSDHHS)
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Chris:goodmorning..
Mason:-he stumbles up the stairs coughing up a little blood every step-
-runs to mason- are you ok!?
(She dosent remeber any rhing about kill)
Mason:j-just f-fine -as he said that he vomited up alot of blood-
(Did I forget to mention that If kill makes a deal to somebody close to him it can kill him)
(Better explanation)
(When kill made a deal with clover he used alot of magic and the amount of magic kill used could kill mason)
(You either kill "kill" (weird sentence) or you undo the deal bye telling him the deals off, which will then result in full earth weirdmaggedon)
You gotta Get the help of bill will and pine tree (you might not be able to get pine tree which would make UT more difficult) and destroy his core (located behind his eye) bill and will are able to hold him off and pins tree is able to touch the core without hurting himself)
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-explains- that or I tell him deals off but that will cause world wide weirdmageddon
Mason:the first..-coughing up more blood
Bill:I don't think he's strong enough..
Mason:hey I'm strong enou- -he coughs up more blood-
Bill:see what I mean
Kill:you made a deal! And your the new host for the party! Having fun?
K: pathetic! Your going to be the queen of this universe! Your going to be such a pathetic queen
K:a hahaha! Killing that pine tree kid was the first step to Armageddon! Second is destroying this pathetic planet and its pathetic humans
(Me being generally proud I made clover give up)
K:you've made a big mistake kid,what I'm about to do is gonna kill that stupid PINE TREE kid!
Just do it im too weakness- sprays u in the eye with paper spray-
A HOLE relizing I ha e no other weapons well ima get captured -tries to run away-
-your pov-
-you were teleported and you saw pine tree coughing up a whole hell lota of blood-
He's going to kill you then tho planet and humans then make me queen of the universe
Kill:its simple really! The kid doesn't know how big of o f cking threat HR is to my plans!
Kill:sky said you should be! And she said that I could use pine tree as a vessle
Kill:once I'm done rebuilding you'll rule the universe! I'm gonna make you queen!
(Oh my god the queen wants Armageddon to start)
(:00000)
Kill:thank you-
Yes what does it look like -he notices my eyes are red and not blue-
Chris:-he walks out and drags mason in
-mason seems to be dead-
Kill:don't you ****ing dare
(Lmao)
(I'm legit dying girl rnnn)
Kill:armageddons starting!
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