poggers 😃✋

actually divorce cause uhmm you poor 😱😭

🩸your hawtness isnt gonna give me money 🙄

😡🤬😡🤬 i want money 😖😞

i get tired easy tho 🤬😡🥵

😭😭

sorry my gf gets the ring before anyone else.....(when u actually already have the ring u wanna propose to her with irl but u gotta wait till u both get to 18-)

i have a ring from my great granpa that he use to wear and after he died it got given to me and i have a ring for a girl that kinda matches it.....i wanna give it to her but when i mentioned marrige i got hit with "HAHA babe we're to young" so im waiting until she says i can and im not gonna give up on trying.....i didnt give up on trying to be with her bc i wanted to show her id work as hard as i could for her love and ill do the same thing with this ring.....(sorry i kinda just wanted to talk abt this bc none of my friends listen to me when i talk abt rings or anything i talk abt)

why am i the best?

lmao bro if u knew me u wouldnt be saying that.....

lmao ight brb gonna go hack her acc and tell her gn even tho shes not on.....

ight im back-

u wanna rp or sum?

im bored.....

hi *waves* (when ur 14 and do this every time someone says hi-)

u pick the type and stuff.....im not good at picking.....

be back in a few mins.....gotta do some chores....

if u pick everything ill get back to u asap

u pick whatever u feel comfy with like u wantnormal or fantasy guys?

by guys i mean characters-

okay uh brb

5mins okay! ^^

*slow claps*

.....

idk how to count how many mins has it been??

When it’s been 7min and no one has said anything about breaking up

......ok.

uhh..

just tell me when 5mins is alr over

restarting da 5 mins UnU

Oof lol your comment didn’t load until I posted that comment sorry

*starts timer

What 4 minute trip are y’all taking for honeymoon?

idk?

Well make that 3minutes

yus TOKYO! I I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO TOKYO!

Ok honeymoon over welcome back from Tokyo!

2 minutes left!

AYEEEEE :D)

...i think commenting in here wasn't a gud idea

Well you only have one minute remaining so just hold through

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

i think I should've just said one mins of marriage B|

y are u crying..?

Ok please sign here to complete the divorce and make it official

*signs*

yus ig?

Ok now I need my money, also your child will stay with potter and then go to Buttercups house every other weekend starting next week

I have girlfriend

What did you expect? You where married for a whole 5 minutes! Tokyo must have been really exciting...

...how did we even have a CHILD?!?!?

nah they only head time to give birth to the head-

........

u creep meh

That’s one smart baby...

nu It's a full CHILD A COMPLETE ONE, and Ima just leave the child to honeyxpotter >B|

But... I still need my money for being your 5 minute Lawyer

what?

bruh if its a complete child then its either really tiny or its got some birth defects-(im joking dont take this the wrong way)

*ima just pay u 100 dollars if that's fine..

I was the priest at the wedding, tour guide for Tokyo, lawyer for giving the divorce papers, and doctor for delivery of the baby head

but whose gonna draw our child tho? bc me doesn't know how it looks like YET!

I-

i think u weirder than me

100 is fine. Also the janitor for cleaning the dead body out of the room

HOW OLD ARE U TO AT LEAST DELIVER A BABY!?!?

no not u

*takes money* I think you can handle it from here... *springs away*

MY GOD IDK HOW TO RACE A CHILD MYSELF!!!

indeed

*yells from a distance* Hire a nanny!!!

(i think I have studyed to much drama)

...i won't hire anyone..

*gets in plane and flys to private island* See ya later suckers!!!

....bye

i think I can draw de child..

*plane explodes and crashes* *flys out of smoke with a mini scooter* Mwhahahahaha

why don't u just keep your sight on the way so u don't crash with a poster

or whatever

*trips* *gets up and starts running down side of road* Y- you’ll never catch m-me!

*faints and falls on face*

stop looking back you're gonna fall

exactly!

*5 hours later*

Ugg... knew I shouldn’t have ate that extra Taco Bell... *crawls away into road*

*gets ran over*

........

okay ima go draw mah child U-U

*dies with Tongue hanging out like an idiot*

.......the baka

here's my child..