My drawings at night in a nutshell!?!?!

Fr tho I just ask myself why I draw certain things when I just drew it at n i g h t

*Waffle in the background just e a t i n g h i s h a n d *

Waffle: what kind of drugs you taking m8-

Waffle: ....w h e r e a r e y o u h i d i n g t h e d r u g s

Waffle: w e l l s h i t , c h a d

*Waffle is casually upset because nO dRuGs*

Waffle: tv's are cursed don't look at it-

Waffle: T H A N D O N T L O O K A T T H E M

Waffle: I'M GOING TO B R E A K T H E T V

*Waffle casually yeets a butcher knife at the tv-*

Waffle: idiotic tv's...

Waffle: there's no real importance to TV's other than the news, but heck, I don't think anyone runs the news anymore.

Waffle: o h . Y'see, I don't know this stuff cuz I kinda just... climbed out of a hole in the ground a few days ago-

Waffle: I know right

Waffle: wait, so, I'm not out of hell? Damn I thought I was.

Waffle: o h . So I'm just in another hell-

Waffle: gr (NOT ME LISTENING TO THE SAME SONG OVER AND OVER SKDBRJ)

Waffle: ....d o I c o u n t - o r -

Waffle: ....I've been human once- until someone turned me into a w a f f l e

Waffle: y e s . And that's why I call myself "waffle" : D

Waffle: mutations suck

Waffle: ....wanna eat one of my hands-?

Waffle: o k : D

*Waffle watches casually*

Waffle: you tell em, chad

*proud waffleman noises*

*Waffle casually drink some water*

Waffle: god damn- I forgot how much it hurts when i drink water-

*waffle does the cOuGh cOuGh-*

*Waffle just casually continues coughing*

*waffle casually falls unconscious because air b l o c k e d *

*Jack casually walks in and stares at Waffle* Jack: annnnd this is why I have to be around him so he doesn't drink water.

Jack: no, he can't die. He'll be fine in like.....2 days.

Jack: I dunno how he chokes on w a t e r of all things ( l a c e )

( self tying shoe) *Jack just kicks Waffle-*

Jack: ...make that four days.

Jack: |:T

Jack: and now it's a week.

Jack: nah. People kept touching him last time and it became a year, so, you're good.

Jack: : ^ )

*Jack looks at doll and cocks his gun-* Jack: don't you ****ing dare touch my friend

*Jack points his gun at doll* Jack: d o n t

Jack: > : ^

Jack: AHHHHAHAHHHHHHHH-OWWWWW *Jack f l o p s * (WhErE tHe sUn dOnT sHiNe)

Jack: e e e e e e e e - *S o b *

*Waffle just coughs up water and then wakes up I-* Waffle: W HAT THE F UCK

*Waffle looks at Jack* Waffle: ....nah, everyone who's in my cult is too afraid to do such thing.

*Waffle literally did not care and just g o t u p * Jack: godithurtsso****ingMUCHWHY

Waffle: nah, I've done that like.... 10 times this week. Just tell me when to do it and I'll do it to Jack because y e s

*Waffle just kicks Jack as hard as he can* Jack: O W Waffle: h a h a h , I'll go get your vodka now. *Waffle walks away casually*

*Waffle comes back and places vodka next to Jack and h u g s h i m *

*Waffle sighs, drags Jack and forces a bottle of vodka down his throat-* Jack: o w Waffle: shut.

Waffle: anyways... we just wait for the vodka to kick in and Jack will be normal. Jack: wh- I am normal without vodka-

*Waffle just hugs Jack because yes* Jack: p l e a s e s top Waffle: no ^^

*Jack just sobs because d r u n k * Waffle: annnnnnd there we go. Jack: I hate everyone right now M OSTLY MY SE LF

*Waffle lets go of Jack casually and Jack just pats waffle* Waffle: cAn yOu dOn'T Jack: hahah noob

*Jack looks at lance and pokes him casually-*

Jack: you are now.... a microwave... Waffle: and there he goes with the microwave shit-

*Jack watches lance because c h i l l *

Jack: wait what am I cooking- Waffle: .... p r i n g l e s

*Jack just b o o p s lance again* Waffle: shit hold on- *Waffle throws a pringle can over to lance I-*

*Jack grabs the pringle can, empties it, and eats the c a n * Waffle: damn, I thought he was actually going to eat the pringles.

Jack: I am m Y s T e R i O u S Waffle: don't say that word again.

Jack: is it because of- Waffle: yes, yes it is. Jack: damn you're still mad about that-

*insert 098 walking in on this* Waffle: ...marry yourself because you're too good for this world and everyone on it. Jack: no, I'm going to marry myself, idiot.

*The deer is casually is a t r e e *

*insert deer making a blep noise-*

(🅱️) *the deer just flops out of the tree and sits down-*

*the deer casually licks lances hand*

Deer: ^^

*the casually lays down cuz t i r e d *

*the deer s l e e p s because literally no way of talking*

*comfy deer noises*

*Waffle casually drags Jack over to lance* Waffle: yo, pointy hat, can you help me- he tried eating g l a s s Jack: I AM 99% CONFIDENT THAT GLASS IS TASTY

Waffle: I- won't question... Jack: you're insane >:(

Waffle: first you try to eat my cat now t h i s Jack: I said the joke once and I won't do it again

Jack: my body is now 99% air Waffle: ._."

Jack: y e s

Jack: you're made up of hats! Waffle: WHAT KIND OF LOGIC-

Waffle: my mind is- I can't process this- Jack: AHAH! I K N E W I T !

Waffle: w h - Jack: >:D

Jack: way any

Jack: what's deep? Waffle: I think his mind turned off-

Jack: wait what planet am I on again-

Jack: wo a h Waffle: I'm-

Waffle: why are you working with Jack while he's drunk- Jack: BE CAUSE I'M C OOL WHEN I AM

Waffle: maybe giving you an entire bottle of vodka was a bad idea- Jack: that's what the government wants you to think...

*insert Jack biting waffles arm-*

Waffle: this is surprisingly normal.

*Waffle being bit intensifies*

Jack: w h y Waffle: just let him.

Jack: nO it's nOt Waffle: -^-"

Waffle: I can't really feel pain from him biting me so it's fine :D Jack: I am going to kill you. Waffle: thanks.

*Jack just pats waffle* Waffle: oh no, I am dead. *s a r c a s m * Jack: h a h a h

*Waffle just flops*

Jack: okay my legs are weak and idk if it's waffles ghost- Waffle: ....yes that was me, you gotta rUn

*Jack just flops too-* Jack: THE GHOST HAS ME- *waffle is trying his best not to laugh-*

*Jack just s o b s and waffle bursts out laughing-* Waffle: omfg Jack, you're so s t u p i d , w H y -

*Waffle is laughing way too much-* Jack: s top laughing at me

Waffle: h a , h a , Jack. Jack: gr

Jack: I am going to commit self die Waffle: you can't do that because your legs don't work. Jack: oH yEaH.

Waffle: you better keep your promise Jack. Jack: wHaT?

Jack: I'm now a cat Waffle: g o o d t o k n o w

Waffle: I now identify as b i r d

Waffle: nO I aM Jack: iS tHaT wHy yOu hAvE- Waffle: no, no it's not.

*the deer is s t i l l asleep*

*Waffle and Jack casually start physically fighting-*

Jack: n o o b Waffle: says the weak legged idiot ^^

*Waffle pushes Jack onto the ground casually* Waffle: see? Jack: no fair you fight more often

*Deer just w a g s its tail*