I saw that post when it was 9 seconds old and I wanted to spout some inappropriate cringe.. but then your comment i-

poop tee hee

Hush, hush, hush Blush, blush, blush You are now my big fat crush I'm single as I can be You're single, perfect for me I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons Why you should date me Reason number one - I'm super hot Reason number two - she's super not Reason number three - I'm all you got And all you got is someone hot Boy check my resume You want a background check, okay First name hot, and last name ***** Wanna get with me? Now that's the sitch You think I'm trash? Hell no, I'm class and I got a big fat ass And all I gotta say is... Please date me because I'm single S-I-N-G-L-E, love me And hug me, and touch me And, well, **** me Boy, you think love is a game And it drives me really insane Well, I'm gonna give you a few more reasons Why you should date me Reason number four - I got cute brows You don't see it? I don't know how Reason number five - I got more personality than all your types Walking down the street and I see a pretty fella I said, "Hey can you be the Troy to my Gab

omg

e i need ref

ok

may I make you fanart? Im bored at the moment lol

yay! I will can u send a ref please ^^

of course ^^

but I need to go afk at the moment, I will do it later if that's okay B)

Another beautiful comment hold on If you’re as beautiful on the outside as you are on the inside, I’m sure you’ll steal everyone’s hearts

Darn, you’re too compliment proof. I’ll have to up my game

You know, you’re too sweet. You’re comments always make me feel good, and motivate me to keep going. In fact, I’m currently working on the next episode to the qt squad because you motivated me to. Also, Maria and Louise are so creative and wholesome, everything you make is so original

HRRG compliments are not my thing, dang

Ah yes, the compliment battles that no one can beat you in. Oh, that’s probably why you’re so good at this. You’ve been practicing for this day, but MARK MY WORDS COCOA, I WILL give you the NICEST COMPLIMENT you’ve ever heard One day

Wholesome Maria moments.. hmmmm

(And of course I’ll try to add it!)

Hmmmm, imagine, Maria just had a bad day, her pizza fell on the floor, it was raining and she didn’t have an umbrella, work was awful, and she was just feeling like a piece of trash. She got home, Louise noticed she was down, and she gave her a big hug. Imagine that hug. DOES THAT HUG MAKE YOU BLUSH. Idk that’s the most wholesome thing I can come up with at the moment

It confuses me that my account is so wholesome, but I can’t seem to come up with a wholesome enough scenario 🤔

Mkay well, Ima just work on the qt squad and hope it brings back my wholesome juices. Or maybe it’s because I don’t play any Mario game that often, which seems relevant?

Lol I’m really enjoying reading Ices comments. I do enjoy a bit of romance

Wait you are? I'm glad I'm entertaining you all! <3

Yes gimme 🍿 Now let the story continue!

I just read this chain-

Very wholesome

Ooh, yes, lemme hear

Who’s Liz? Just wondering

(Oooh omay)

(I'm going to listen to this as well, I just came back from my dinner lol)

(Aah I gotta eat dinner and my batteries low. I’ll come back later!)

(Yes please continue!)

BAHAHAHA-

C A R E S S THE FOLDS OF F L E S H

They both fell asleep under a tree still holding each other-

Awwwwh :o

I'm dying of laughter for some reason XD

(ack gtg!)

Wow, that’s hilariously adorable XD

Idk, I kept laughing

I feel like making fanart now

Maaaria and her special soomebody

Yes please give

That’s good too! Hehehehehe I can’t wait to make it >:)

That is nice tho!

I read the whole thing XD idk why it's so funny tho. Anyway you should try making a game or YouTube series. You have alot of potential!

your my earthquake

you make me blush like the sun

UGHHHHHHH **** IM DEPRESS OK I GOT DUMPED BY MY FRIEND IN IRL UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

****KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I guess imma cry in my bed bye :(................

IM SUCH A ＦＡＩＬＵＲＥ

stop. Vent on your acc. Don't just change moods when you failed to make her blush for heavens sake

Ty oml like dude please don't try bringing her down I'm sorry it happens but all that isn't necessary

I'm a magician, Spencer A furious magician Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh You're a tall glass of water, aren't you, Spencer? You boy, precious boy I'm Ben Bernanke, Spencer, and I want your teeth For the Federal Reserve I'm cutting interest rates in half, Spencer And I need your teeth I'll admit, Spencer, you're handsome But what have you done with it? You think you can mock me, Spencer? Do you? Do you think you can mock me, Spencer? Do you think you can capture my essence And throw it back at me with Humor and rhetorical devices? Well, you can't, Spencer You don't know what I'm capable of I need your teeth For my Lonely Hearts Club Band, Spencer I'm Ben Bernanke I'm a magician, Spencer A furious magician Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo Are you proud of your country? Are you proud of your country? I'll bet you are, pretty little boy Sitting up there in your high chair Demanding more applesauce Well you've already got enough applesauce, Spencer!

There's plenty of applesauce on your plate I'm going to kiss you, Spencer, on the lips You sexy little rattlesnake, you naughty little baby boy You rambunctious little infant My mother tries to get me to go on dates, Spencer You know what that's like? You know how humiliating that is, Spencer? You boy, Spencer Spencer... (Spencer... ) (Spencer.) (OH MY GOD!) You tall drink of water Spencer I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician Magician Magician... I love you, Spencer; I'm gonna spank you silly...

SPENCER

but...spencer

🌚🔪

🕺🔪

Wait it was a challenge? I just said it freely. I saw other people complimenting you so I decided to join in and do the same. 😛

Kewl. I’m terrible at challenges, so I’m leaving if that’s fine with you.

I'm not gonna try to make you blush cause if I made you blush I'd do it cause I like you. Just sayin. I'm a loyal person :T

Aw ok *thinking* WELL IT WAS WORTH A SHOT *kicks trash can* Lol

Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ur a qt and your art is awesome (I’m so goddamn original)

Ok um Imagine baby Maria pushing baby Louise on the swing

>:3

Dang it

mwa u "your cute" ;3

=/

Because I'm your friend :(

You are such an amazing artist, and a great friend. Everything you draw is so vivid, even the WIPs capture my heart. Your characters, though genderbent versions of Mario and Luigi, are more than what meets the eye- you put so much effort into the oc art with them, and then anyone can realize that they're more original than one may think. They are you soul and joy, and they satisfy us too. Your features? Well-deserved? Followers? I'd say you need more.

You're a precious cinnamon roll and we MUST protect you. Be it trolls, drama-seekers, or angsty haters, you deserve none of it. If anything, they're jealous of you and your talent.

oh, that's just the TIP of the iceberg! It's an honor to be appreciated by you, and your personality is simply wonderful!

You host compliment battles. You are kind, caring, and audacious. Determined. I could spew out so many good words to describe you, that I'd go through the whole dictionary (Of the POSITIVE adjectives, ofc) in a search for beautiful words to describe you Did I say charismatic? No, i didn't.

You are simply the epitome of all things good. You inspire so many people. I hope that one day, you'll get your dream job, and Nintendo will see your work.

You are an amazing person. Please, PLEASE do not let anyone say otherwise. If they do, then they're just not fit to be in your godly presence. I'm not trying to idolize you, I'm just spewing facts. Hard, verifiable facts. The truth.

Once you come up with an idea, I know it's bound to be original, and I know that it'll be greater than our expectations. I love you nh Cocoa, even if you don't feel the same way. I hope we can become greater, better friends in the future-

Just know that I, and many others revere you oh so much. I rest my case, and even if I didn't make you blush, I hope you take this well.

I mean everything I say, one hundred percent. I'd challenge you to a compliment battle, but I've got to go. Have a great rest of your day!

AND TO ANYONE ELSE WHO IS READING THIS- YOU'RE AMAZING!!! <333

oOps in the last line of the first paragraph where i say "Features? Well deserved?" I mean a '.' after 'deserved' Not a question mark-

Cocoa, if you read the full length of this,,,, I'm going to say it again: Everything I've said is t r u e

I'm not sure if you're going to keep this anim up for any longer. But if you do, I may not see your reaction. That is, if you don't keep it up for twenty more minutes.

WhAA?! That was NOT the reaction I was going for but i'm pretty sure it was happy tears so AAFHEORHEIHROEAHROREH ILYNH OK

Aha <33 Do you want to compliment battle sometime? I've got lots of them up my sleeves As you saw here ^^

ALSO GO IMAGINE WHOLESOME MARIA AND LOUISE MOMENTS

LIKE IDK....MARIA SOMEHOW GOT INTO THE COOKIE JAR OR LOUISE'S FIRST TIME EATING RAMEN

I DID??? HAHAHA!!!! MARIA AND LOUISE BREAK THE FOURTH WALL AND STEP INTO THIS WORLD, SOMEHOW END UP IN FRANCE AND EAT ALL THE MACARONS bABY MARIA AND LOUISE MARIA

A tea party with maria, louise, prince and princess peach, and mario and luigi!!

Maria and Louise play Mario kart for the first time!! WAIT - MARIA KART

WHAT IF MARIA SLEEPS WITH A LOUISE PLUSHIE AND VICE VERSA

THE SISTERS ARE MAKING PASTA TOGETHER!!!

Ah I'd say more but I've been postponing my shower and I should go take it :(

PRINCE MANGO

COCOA PLEASE WAIT 15 MORE MIN LOL- i promise i'll come back

HI YES I'M BAAAAAAACK

Imagine this: Louise eats something SUPER spicy! She literally opens her mouth and fire comes out of it, and steam blows out of her ears! She then runs around in circles going, "AKAKAKAKAKKA SPICYYYYY!", with Maria doubling over with laughter

:eyes:

Alright so...imagine Mango is like Mary Poppins, with his umbrella and stuff! What if, like her, he can fly with his umbrella? So uh, he takes Maria on a ride up into the sky, during sunset, and they float for a few seconds above the clouds, holding on to each other for dear life-

And then...Louise somehow, magically jumps onto a launching pad and goes "WHEeEEEEE"

WhHEHEEEeEEeE And then they all go home and Mango eats a whole jar of pasta sauce while Maria is cutely telling him off-

With Louise spying on them from the fridge

And then Mango goes home, Maria gets very said, and Louise gives her a big hug and they take a picture together

*Sad

Lol- At least I made you laugh

Alright so with a royal dinner date, hm? Maria comes home from work and has a terrible case of "bad hair day". Louise then gives Maria a hug and shows her dear sister a letter from Mango! It invites Maria to a royal dinner date with his majesty, and Maria cries out in distress. "My hair is a mess! Look at the state of me! He can't see me like this!" But Louise gives her another ginormous hug and offers to do Maria's hair for her (still typing)

Louise then does Maria's her spectacularly! Maria is looking splendid and quite pleased with herself. "Thanks, sis! You're the best!" she exclaims, and then brings Louise along as her plus one for the dinner date. After they get to the castle, Maria then sees Mango, and sprints into his waiting arms. They share a quick embrace and then the dinner begins!

(still typing)

Maria sits on Mango's right side, with Louise next to her sister. Mango then says a poem for Maria: "Your smile shines on the brightest nights, And it's all I'll ever want to see On any day of the year Before I saw you, before I met you, Before you saved me, oh so many times, I was lonely, afraid, and alone I was told I was perfect, I was told I was handsome, Godly, charismatic and brave, When I was quite the opposite...I felt that I was incomplete. That is, before I met you, my sun, my moon, and my stars. All I ever wanted, was you."

(still typing) ew that poem is terrible, i came up with it on the spot lol)

Maria's eyes shine with happy tears, and she says, "Oh Mango! You didn't have to do that for me..." "Oh it's only just begun, my dear," Mango replies, a smile dancing on his face. "Let the feast truly begin!" Dozens of dishes are carried by servants and are set on the table. Maria and Louise are dazzled by all of the different foods that they can eat, and then Louise notices something... All of the foods are her sister's favorite!! "Ah, sis...look here! Pasta! Pizza! Lasagna! All of your favorite foods! He truly does love you!" Louise exclaims in delight. "I'm so proud of you.."

(still typing)

After the dinner is over, Mango takes Maria out into the royal garden. "Let's take a walk, shall we?" He says, taking Maria's hands. "You know, my dear, I've loved you for such a long time, did you know? Everything I said in that poem was true, and I know you're the one...you're the right one, yes.." Maria blushes deeply. "W-what do you mean?" Mango whips around and grabs Maria, kissing her. "Shh now...enjoy the moment." It feels like a million years before they break apart, and the world is reduced only to them.

(still typing)

And then Louise, who has been spying from a bush pops out and says, "AAAAHHHH MY LITTLE SIS HAS GROWN UP!!! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!! WHEN'S THE WEDDING? I WANT TO SEE THE BABIES NOW!"

Alright that's all I've got lol If you want me to continue, I gladly will

Tell me what you thought of it qvq Did you blush?

(Oops I didn't know!)

"SIS WHAT WHERE YOU STALKING US THE WHOLE TIME?!" Maria says, blushing very very hard now. "Yep yep yep! hAHahHAHAHAH!" Louise chortles, and Mango chuckles softly.

Mango then invites the two sisters to live in the castle with him, an offer which they both accept happily

AND THEN THE WEDDING PLANS BEGIN

INDEED!!! Ah I've gtg eat dinner! :(

Wait you did?! Oh my god you're a dedicated soul-

Back!!! But I'm going to listen to YOUR story telling for a change-

On Ferret's chain, with your dreams

no its a joke i swear

Bro, you are amazing in every way, shape, and form. I’m so happy to have such an amazing friend. You make everybody so happy. Thank you for just existing. Your ideas are awesome. Your art is amazing. Like I would sell my soul for your art style. Anyways, love you no homo. Have an amazing day!

oh

ah yes maria/maria

damn if yt links were allowed i'd send you a yt video of Alter Ego bc Alter Ego is wholesome- eventhomonokumakilledhim

Alter Ego is just a face on a screen- WHYAMIUPSETTHATHESDEAD- anyways-

you're fanta stick

acute pi

do you like coffee cake idk why im asking

yes illholdyourfavgenderswappedmariocharacteratgunpointuntilyouadmityourcute

*pulls out glock*

Ba (Bark) Ba (Bark) Ba ba ba (Bark bark bark) Ba ba ba ba (Bark bark bark bark) Ba ba ba ba ba (Bark bark bark bark bark) Ba (Bark) Ba (Bark) Ba (Bark) Habababa (Who’s that) Habababababa (Coming up over the horizon in my sky.) Ba (Ba) Bababababa (Who dares?)

Dog of Wisdom: Awwwwwwwww (Awwwwwwwww) Hawawaw (It’s me.) Haaaaaaaa (The dog of wisdom.) Haaaaaa ha wa wa wa (I dispense wisdom from my mighty) Haaaaaaaa (Wisdom tooth.)

The Dog: Ha Hadebadega (Hi. What is your wisdom?)

The Dog of Wisdom: Ha wa wa wa (Here is my wisdom.) Ha bababa (If your ball) Ha wa wa waaa (Is too big for your mouth,) Haaaaaaaa (It’s not yours.)

The Dog: Hadebada (That is a good wisdom.) The Dog of Wisdom: Haaaa (Thanks) Ha wa wa wa (I also know a few) Ha wa wa wa (Knock knock jokes) Ha ha (Knock, knock.) The Dog: Ha dedatch? (Who’s there?)

The Dog of Wisdom: Ba (Ball.) The Dog: Badaga (Ball who?) The Dog of Wisdom, singing: Ba da da ba da de (BallIEVE it or not) Be ga de ba ga (I’m walking on air) BOTH DOGS, singing: Habadegadebades (I never thought I could feel) Ha da ba (So free hee hee!)

no youtube videos allowed? i improvised.

okay then i won haha

Not this again ARGH

ithinkofueverynight