*Portal gun and Sketchpad are planning to break in somewhere* Portal gun: We need to distract the guards. Sketchpad: Right. Portal gun: What are we gonna do? Sketchpad: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes. Portal gun: Sketchpad: Portal gun: Deal.

Sketchpad: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother. Portal gun: Mmm, we aren't really that close. Sketchpad: Oh, good.

Portal gun: Thanks for opening my message and not responding. Sketchpad: All good bro, any time. Portal gun: F*** you.

Sketchpad: If I run and leap at Portal gun, they will most certainly catch me in their arms. Sketchpad, running towards Portal gun: Coming in! Portal gun: No! I’m holding coffee! Portal gun: *Drops coffee and catches Sketchpad*

Sketchpad: You're violent. Portal gun: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable. SO TRUE OMG

OPPOSITE DAY HAHHAHA