MY SON WOULDNT EAT HIS GREENS 🥗 HE WAS LIKE DAD THERES NOTHIN FUN ABOUT VEGETABLES 😒 I WAS LIKE U WANNA BET 😉 I CUSS U CUSS WE ALL CUS 4 ASPARAGUS 😏 HE WAS LIKE WAT DOES THAT MEAN 😯 I WAS LIKE IT MEANS IF U EAT UR ASPARAGUS IMA LET U SAY 1 SWEAR WORD 💯 HE LOOKED AT ME THEN AT HIS PLATE 🤔 FINALLY HE TOOK A BITE AN SCREAMED OUT BUTT HOLE SO LOUD THA NEIGHBORS DOGS STARTED BARKIN