"Is... is... that a jumping SPIDER?!"

when u pee urself

When you killed a spider But then he starts crawling toward you 👌😌

me you realize you have no BEANS:

when you capture a spider under your foot and you are scared to release it.

When you see a roach

You stumble across a spider and smack it out of fear. You then run into the corner and find that there are black dots emerging from its corpse. You look closer at the spider, only to realize it was pregnant this whole time.

When you realize there was a spider on your pillow and you were laying on it while watching a Halloween movie- I did that once- I was like six-

"let me see your phone" when you just puked holding onto the bar in the car thing at a scary rollercoaster looking out of an airplane window and you hate heights when you look inside your wallet and theres just a penny

When you look at the comments under an anim and there are long chains with words that will definitely get you grounded

when you can't think of a single thing to say but still wanna comment on your favorite deer's post

When it's your first time on a certain rollercoaster and by the time you got off this is your face

When you're making cereal at 3 am and you drop the spoon

Hey Deery!!! It's been a while since I last talked with ya :DD💕

Me when I try to think of something to add to a caption but it's to overwhelming to find a good caption

Me when I see a spider, Then I run and scream and say: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERES A SPIDER!!!" XD

When your worst fear is fear it’s self

ME WHEN THE TINIEST SPIDER ENTERS MY ROOM: