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CarrotOwO[OP]
17.04.2019 02:06
LinkYo
ZecriSketch
17.04.2019 02:07
LinkH
ZecriSketch
17.04.2019 02:07
LinkIheccinsuckattheoldenglishshitsojustpretenditstherek?
CarrotOwO[OP]
17.04.2019 02:07
LinkY o g a b b a g a b b a
CarrotOwO[OP]
17.04.2019 02:08
LinkKk
CarrotOwO[OP]
17.04.2019 02:08
LinkStart with the sin or work it’s way up?
ZecriSketch
17.04.2019 02:08
LinkI’m better when it’s slowly worked up .w.
CarrotOwO[OP]
17.04.2019 02:08
LinkOki uwu
ZecriSketch
17.04.2019 02:08
LinkThatsoundswroungafhhhh
CarrotOwO[OP]
17.04.2019 02:09
LinkFf
ZecriSketch
17.04.2019 02:09
LinkWrong*
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My dog's stomach was very upset
So I put him in the car and we went to the vet
And on our way to the vet
I killed a cat
Hey, I said isn't that ironic?
I adopted a child from overseas
To rescue him from child labor factories
And on his very first birthday, we went to Build-a-Bear workshop
Isn't that ironic?
Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
A water park has burned to the ground, and a
A tow truck has broken down
I always used to cry when I laughed
And then I was raped by a clown
Isn't that ironic?
I was watching Al Gore on CNN
He was talking and talking and talking and then
Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself
Isn't that ironic?
I dated an animal rights activist
And one day, she got really pissed
Because I was eating veal that was wrapped in "pita" bread
("PETA"? **** it)
Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch
And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's "pull-out" couch
Isn't that ironic?
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