coffee b_tch : * curled up in a ball crying ass off * cactus : jesus ****ing christ what trauma did a cactus give you

coffee b_tch : * panicking *

cactus : * gets closer to coffee b_tch * coffee b_tch : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

one of his parents nearly killed him with one twice

and also he once fell into a giant patch of them