NO. THATS MY JOB.

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ShitpostCrusaders[OP]
14.10.2020 21:09
LinkME. I. IM THE ONE THAT MAKES PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE.
Suddenly I was in the center of a bustling medieval town. At the moment I knew: I had been summoned to a fantasy world as a hero to save the kingdom. Clearly an unexceptional fellow such as myself was perfect for the task.
Before I could wander the town and seek my fortune a lovely maiden approached me.
“You seem to be a gentleman who has achieved mediocrity. Could you, perhaps, help me carry these baskets up to the palace?” She spoke in a voice like honey. I of course could not turn down such a fair and voluptuous specimen in her time of need, so I complied and carried her cargo up the palace steps.