2. i was laughing my ass off when everyone was crying at the year 6 leavers i mean like i was shitting myself because the secondary i'm in rn looked dodgy at least i got some nice ass hoodie

3. there was a story in the school that revolved around this one floppy tile in the bathroom that the school fell out of the world and its back because of that floppy tile

4. in reception (before year 1) i was like 4 and we made pizza BUT IT WAS FVCKING PINEAPPLE PIZZA even 4 year old me knew that was forbidden

5. when i was in year 5 we went to the war mueseum in manchester which is like a hour or two away and through the whole thing i was wearing my shoe wrong

6. when in year 4 we learned about the god damn tudors but we LITERALLY ONLY LEARNED ABOUT FKN WILLIAM MORGAN

7. when i got my fkn purple crayon taken from me by bloody miss nicole

8. when me and this kid were eating random sugar on a school trip bro we were in the middle of some random ass fields and me and him were eating sugar on the counter it wasnt coke but it tasted good

9. in year 1 i got lost in the middle of the fkn playground and was back in the classroom like 15 minutes later