Henlo (had a black out ;w;)
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panda-girl 
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29.07.2021
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Ooftube
29.07.2021 21:10
LinkOofski that's no good
panda-girl[OP]
29.07.2021 21:11
LinkYea ;w;
*le angy* I’MA KILL DAT GUY, first, *gibs you a bandage* here, now…..*le claws* GON’ KILL DAT MEANS MANS
AL, keep b.m company >:<
Alastor: okie doke!
*le searches for le meany*
Alastor: *hugs you* shall be okay
REEEEEEEEE *le pounces on le man* ARE YOU LE MANS WHO THREW A ROCK AT MY FREN?!
So you’re telling me you DID throw a rock at someone?! I’m not here to find out…just here to take you out >:< *snaps the man’s neck, killing him instantly* *see’s someone else who looks sus* HEY
Alastor: let’s go get ice cream, k?
You are SUS, tell me, did you throw a rock at my fren????
Alastor: *picks you up and walks to le ice cream place with you*
*le angy* HE IS MY FREN, YOU NEVER HURT MY FRENS *le rips the guy’s throat out* DIEEE *beats him to death*
Alastor: here we are!
welp….
Damian: eat him :D do it >:>
Okay, *rips thy guy apart piece by piece and le eat*
Damian: AHAHAH!!! CANNIBAL!!!
*realizes what i did* HOLY SHIT DAMIAN, WHYYYY
Damian: BWUAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Damian: LET’S GO EAT MORE PEOPLE!!!
What no!!
Damian: do it >:<
No
Damian: there’s a man who took b.m
WHAT
Alastor: nope, *is with you*
Damian: and al OuO
HGFGHvGJYfGYtdfMu
THE MAN: *MAKES ALASTOR NOT THERE* HERE IS THE CHILD LIKE U ASKED MASTER *GIVES ME TO SUGNIB*
SUGNIB: thank you >:)
😰
Damian: *has sugnib by his side* you really are an idiot, aren’t you?
Alastor: *walks to damian* heya ~w~
Damian: *yanks sugnib’s collar* ah ah ah!!! You are gonna help me make panda eat someone else!!! He’s now gonna be a cannibal >:)
I DON’T WANNA BE THO
Damian: too f*cking bad
;n;
Alastor: it’s honestly not that bad ^^ *picks you up again*
Alastor: *doesn’t happen cause al is holding you and kicks the guy in le no no square* no
Damian: COME FORTH!!! To cannibalism >:)
No
Damian: YEP
THE MAN: COME WITH ME I HAVE CANDY
:0 CANDY
THE MAN: YES
*GOES WITH THE MAN*
Alastor: nope, he wants to hurt you..not gonna let that happen.. *takes you back and holds you*
The man: *grabs me anyways and throws me off a cliff then leaves*
*Casually falling off a cliff*
Alastor: HOLY SH*T NOOOO *le saves you*
Damian: *takes the guy who threw you off le cliff* eat him
No
Damian: *rips some of the man’s flesh off and shoves it down my throat* eat
KTgyKUTjyfGMTYjfJtfFKmj
Alastor: *gives you to Elijah, then poofs to damian, rips the guy apart, and eats him* ^^
*jaw drops* WTF
Elijah: shhhhhh….
Jeff the killer and Elijah: go….to…..sleep…..*rips the man’s head off*
Elijah: *smiles* he’s dead now,…..
police: ELIJAH!!! YOU GOIN’ BACK TO JAIL
Elijah: >:< no! *picks you up and runs with you* you okay, b.m???
YO DAMIAN
Damian: *turns around* ugh…*takes le bleach and bleaches my eyes instead*
OW, OW OW OW, THAT BACKFIRED
Crane: *petting a stray dog* who’s a good girl, you are! Yes you are ^^
Crane: ^^ *le kiss dogma, gets up, then helps him up* you’re so cute, dogma ^^ love you *walks to Zachary*
Dogma: *Curls up* hdhhdhfneehsuskskemntvhvhchddhhshdhfhvhgggchdhdhfhhvicjdksk
(Hehhehehehehehh *lenny face* oooooooh dogma is le simppppp >:3 well, so is crane, so…ooooooooh they both a simpppp >:3)
Crane: come Zachary! We have to take care of Whon’s little ones ^^
Zachary: you okay, dogma???
Crane: *has already marched to whon’s house, waiting for Zachary*
Zachary: oh- and, I’m guessing that crane has been more…clingy?? Also, nothin’ really, d.j
Zachary: your mother, idk why he chose to just…live in my shirt, but he did. I don’t mind. Crane won’t either. He know’s I’m asexual
Zachary: cya- *walks to whon’s house and takes care of whon’s kids*
Zachary: eh???
Crane: *laughs* >w<
*All of whon’s kids laugh as well*
Zachary: TfGKYUfKYUTRJTY
Crane: ahahah! XD
Zachary: dang it, dogma! YUKgTjyrdfmjR
WELL DON’T LISTEN TO THE BASTARD!!! Don’t make me release mason-
*mason is tied down with a chain*
Mason: *still growling*
*picks thy up* stray?????? You otay?????
Crane: mason, shhhhh,, calm down! It was only a dream,
Mason: NO IT WASN’T, THAT BASTARD KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING!
Crane: mason, clam down, or you gonna wipe out another planet, bro!!
Mason: *sighs* fine…
SAY SOMETHING, I WON’T GIB UP ON YOOUUUUUU *shakes youuuu*
Sowy ;w; *le gasp* YOU IS OTAY!!! *le hugg*
Alastor: *le surprised smile*
YES, WHENS THE WEDDING
Mason: !!! @///////////@
Alastor: i like hugs ^^
Alastor: you know, I’d usually love to fight someone…but spending time with charlie, angel dust, vaggie, niffty, and husker…has made me soft ~w~
I’LL PLAN IT >:3
Mason: ~//w//~
Crane: *thinks; which is ironic, because mason has the ring already ^^*
Alastor: welp, we have something in common then, wait…*le surprise smile* we….have something….in common….??
Crane: cause if we let him go while he was angry, he would’ve destroyed this planet
Mason: *looks at crane*
Crane: *nods*
Mason: okay…*looks back at you* stray, you know i love you, and, i would do anything for you. You are so sweet, generous, beautiful..you’re my everything. So, *gets on one knee and le shows le ring* will you make me the happiest man alive, and marry me?
Crane: oooooh, here comes the water works ;w;
Mason: *puts le ring on thy finger and le huggies and le kiss* yay! ^^
Crane: PANDA, time to plan >:3
*le sniff* okie :3
Mason: ooookay, then lets get a puppy and a cat, so they learn to love each other
No, there was a huge lightning storm, it caused all of Scottsville to have a black out—
Henlo, I like to be nice :3 and ye, black outs are never okay, unless it’s winter uwu
Damian: aaaanywho…COME PANDA, TIME TO FUFILL YOUR CANNIBALISM
I never agreed to this
Damian: WHO CARS
yep just have art class
Me IRL: some how I feel very single ;w;"