I laugh hard for no reason at times.

I secretly hate popcorn, but force myself to like it.

I love 7-11 because they have good drinks.

I have never got stung by a bee.

I know how to say "Hi" in different languages.

When people agree with me I feel like I'm being rude somehow.

こんにちは。

Death, destruction, making friends.

When people say I'm the best I feel like they're trying to be nice to me but secretly hate me.

I love you too. (Not irl but as a friend irl)

I make more puns than my dad irl.

Once when the alley flooded it made a little pond and me and my dad called it Lake Michigan the second.

I really like puns, I always annoy my friend with them.

I have two guinea pigs.