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Chat With Evil EJ
by:
EyelessJackDraws 
242
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25.05.2018
62 comments
EyelessJackDraws[OP]
25.05.2018 00:35
LinkFOR THE REST OF THE DAY, I HAVE CONTROL OF THIS VESSAL, SO WHAT QUESTIONS DO YOUR SMALL MORTAL MINDS PONDER!?
*the beast spun around to face you, it was almost like Jack, but now his mask was removed, and his mouth seemed to have teeth on the OUTSIDE of his skin. Blood streamed out of his gore covered mouth. It reared its head back and laughed with a demonic, booming laughter.*
WHAT!? YOU JUST PISS YOURSELF OR SOMETHING!?
*He laughed that awful laugh again*
SO MORTAL, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT OF ME?
*The creature grinned, pleased with himself.*
YES, RUN PUNY MORTAL, RUN FROM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE TO DATE!
*The creature grinned, pleased with himself.*
YES, RUN PUNY MORTAL, RUN FROM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE TO DATE!
GRAH! THIS INFERNAL MACHINE! I DID NOT WANT TO POST TWICE! OBEY YOUR MASTER!
*he snapped his meat grinder of a mouth at your hand, purposly missing. A perverbeal *warning shot*
EEJ: Oh, by proxies mark what has the human race de-evolved into these last few centuries!?
EEJ: You....Are somehow extremely tolerable. Consider yourself blessed...
*The Creature tilted its head, examaning you, softly hissing like a snake occasionally, with several of his long sharp tongues doing snake like movements as well.*
EEJ: Mmmm...
*he seemed awful pleased with something, But said nothing*
EEJ: OH!? IM FINE, ALL THOUGH I IMAGINE YOUR OL' FAMILIER JACK'O'BOY IS QUITE PISSED RIGHT NOW, HE PROBABLY WANTS HIS BODY BACK...
MMMM....YOUR MIND SMELLS WONDERFUL...
EEJ: THIS IS MY BODY, ME AND MY OTHER SELF SHARE THIS FORM, HE CALLS ME HIS "EVIL SIDE". REALLY IM HIS STRONGER SIDE, BETTER SIDE.
*the creature sneered in distaste*
PLEASE, DONT PUT ME AT THAT LOW A LEVEL MORTAL, I PREFER THE TERM "PERSON OF HEIGHTENED EVOLUTION."
*Sarcasticly cups ear*
WHAT WAS THAT!? SPEAK UP BEFORE I LOSE MY PATIENCE....IM FEELING PECKISH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
*EEJ licks his....non existent lips with one of his tongues hungrily.*
Evil Mad Hatter Kitty:oooooooo i like you * giggles manically she is covered in blood*
*The creature gave a look that showed he was pleased with himself*
YOU, YOUR ALSO DIFFERENT, A CERTAIN BLOODLUST I RESPECT.
EMH:*she licks the blood off her blade and shrugs laughing hysterically accidentally stabbing herself in the stomach*
*Unable to control himself at the sight of blood, one of his tongues, quick as lightning lashed out at the blood, cupping it in the tongue, and bringing it back to his mouth.*
EMH Kitty:*she giggles as her wound heals* that tickles* theirs blood dripping from her mouth*
JACK, PEOPLE CALL ME EVIL JACK HOWEVER. IM EJ's OTHER PERSONALITY, THE BETTER PERSONALITY.
EMH:Ej doesnt like me....i think he thinks im *she starts gigglign* INSANE * she laughs hysterically falling on the forest floor landing in a puddle of blood*
EEJ: AWWW, IM TOUCHED...THESE WARM FEELINGS ARE JUST....
JUST...
JUST...
DISGUSTING! IM GONNA BARF!
* vurtual thumbs up * yeah, i didn't expect you to handle it well, but ihadtotellyouthaturawesomemate
EEJ: EH? FINE.
*Sits down on a blood caked metal chair*
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
EEJ: WELL, IT JUST APPEARS WE HAVE ENTERED AN.....AKWARD SITUATION.
rainbow: *blushes* im just to social to feel awkwardness with others!
Eyeless Jack: Huh? What happened...Did EEJ come out? and...
O.O
Rose.
Why
are
you
lap
dancing
on
me?
._.
Im just gonna...
*walks away slowly, and exits the room*
Emma Eclisse (my pfp): HA!! So, you're immortal, huh? Well, so am I, dude. But, you seem to have this accent of a person that's eons years old. To fit in THIS world, you need to be chill and cool. So, stop yellin' at these mortals, man. Chill. Do you, like, have powers, too?
Winter: Hello, I'm Winter. I see your Evil EJ?...Nice. So fallout friend, What are you're thoughts about me?