oh no it wasn't

whattt? it wasn't!

well i think it's not and im right

yes i am, Ms. Ego

uwu

You Bi........naw i can't call you that <3

you shouldn't, no need to feel bad bout the truth

but i feel like one!

excuse me whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

yes but I can't understand

the **** i am get that bullshit outta here

LKANOGNE im mad now

but is ok i forgive

**** YOU I'M A CRIMINAL

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE *points a gun to his head*

.....shit i've never had a tougher choice in my life

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

MMMMMM!!!

ehhhh i guess that's ok

*throws the gun in the ocean*

*shrugs*

*snaps it's neck*

that won't happen uwu

*steals it*

=3 kermit is a *****

*breaks kermit's spine*

*cri* damn it

...no >:I

*eats a home made sugar cookie*

i know, same i prefer a steak but whatever

ooo! banana muffins are the bomb!

annnnd carrot muffins those are mazing

i love all cheesecake, this is fact, written in crayon in the book of the laws of the universe

same diff uwu

i guess im exiled from your kingdom then

don't worry you can find another asshole like me somewhere

awwwweeeee how sweet

*sigghhhh* finnnnee

of course ^^

o great one? im no god ;w;

excuse me?! no! *picks you up* no bowing to me

how?

well ok, but don't bow to me

no! *carries you to your throne* your the queen, others bow to you

me? a king? nooooooope, i don't deserve to be your king, nope

hnnnnnnggggg fine -^-

god damn, your too cute to disagree with XD

uwu

is true

you good?

*hugs* uwu

a bit of an over reaction but ok ^^

also an adorable reaction so i guess it was worth it

what i can't speak the truth?

but the truth must be heard!

your adorable actions amuses me uwu

^w^

awwwww man, guess i'll have to not talk to you for some days

but...it's for your safety cause you cannot with me some days

okkkk if you say so don't see how im so important but whatever you say ^w^

so like if i was gone for a day, what would happen?

awweee ;w;

that was really super sweet of you

is the truth you adorable lil kitten

Yay!

^u^

um excuse me this is my kingdom now and now by law you are adorable

Ha! take that! >:3

so that's that, your an adorable lil thang and are super sweet (to me at least)

k you can have your kingdom back uwu

oh yea! i forgot already, i don't make a good king

or we can find a better one

but.....um.......aw maannnn ;w;

*puts a lil crown on kermit*

he was a prince ;^;

*takes out another Kermit and puts a jester's hat on him*

*puts him in his own lil chair* uwu

*picks him up and chucks him into the sadness and depression corner*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppl62olithU SHUT THE **** UP YOU GAY ASS SLIMY ***** ASS FROG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lpOGc5HNQ4

Kermit has the depress

awe ;w;

that you are uwu

lol anyways you should be heading to the realms of sleep and dream

a sadness brings down upon me, many prayers shall be sent to the queen for her safe and eventual travels onto the wide and vast yet sometimes horrifying lands of the sandman

sadly I cannot travel with thyn queen, for i must watch over thyn kingdom

Farewell my queen! May a restful sleep come upon you and energize your very soul!

To bad I have forgotten