oh my god.. look at that face... IF UR FEELING SUICIDAL THEN YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE

how do i get mu crush to ask me out? well.. you know how everyone always says be yourself..? WELL DON'T DO THAT

and i decided we should get married.. oK but I have to propose... what if i propose? then ill say no AND I WILL KILL YOU

ugh i have like no friends. ahem.. biscut what am i? A ROACH?!?!

hey babe! aaaaaaaaaa um.. your forgetting something up here!

is ur homework done? yes why da faq u lying? why u always lying?!?!

what are we? FAT what do we wanna do?I START A DIET AND EXERCISE when do we wanna start? MONDAY OwO today is Monday... NEXT MONDAY...

you know its crazy? what? we finish eachother's- sandwiches.. NO i love you but this is mine.. OwO

brother im dead...! oh- oh no that's- that's terrible.. Hey- HEY! HEY!!

hey how u doin yeah im doin just fine! I LIED IM DYING INSIDE

hey alex! check out my new haircut it looks amazing! NOT RIGHT NOW DEREK!!! alex.. check out my new shirt.. its pretty soft to the touch... NO DEREK hey alex.. have i told you about my new haircut? it looks amazing.. NOT RIGHT NOW DEREK!!!!!! hey alex.. you wanna have a staring contest NO DEREK... IM A VERY BUSY MAN! ( intense staring ) fine! hey alex? DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dad... there's a spider in my room...! haha! no problem kiddo..! 😅 ha ir scared of this little- ( it jumps on his face ) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

mama i have a booboo.. oh no let me see it sweetie.. it bleedin... oh honey it's ok.. will u kiss it? are you kidding me?!?! that faqing disgusting! No way!

hey i bet ya i can hit this note... no please dont.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH -_-

just found out my birthday is on the same day i waa born... life is crazy xd