when u step on a lego and it doesnt hurt

wgehbn you cry ober a csnbuhyrt5yhu54cartoon *loud crying*

when you stub your toe on the couch but it doesn't send a nerve shock

when you fall into a pit but its not a pit and it was actually a hill because there are no pits in the bedroom, but then you realise that there are no hills in the bedroom either so you literally just fell down on flat ground