Lol, I sometimes does that too, so I feel you T>T

yeah lol, it's your fault for swearing

ajaja

UWU

now child try saying j-o-k-e

*laughing* my child will be VERY sucsessful

how about p-u-n

*picks up lily* omg I'm so proud of you oreon. and the kids love me because...I'm amazing ^W^.

UWU I'm the best dad ever

the children and I BEG to differ.

...oreon...s-h-o-t-g-u-n

OMG IF ONE OF THE TWINS STARTS SAYING SOMETHING LIKES THIS IMA KIIL DAD! Justen-- -w- --has the twins-- twins-- --pulling on his hair and ears--

OREON NOOOOOOOOOO DONT SAY THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

*picks up oreon* now child...how about... a-x

Justen-- --has twins pulling on his hair and ears-- Angellllllllll helpp mmeeeeee -w- --giggles and take a photo--

UWU ......hey kai...say j-o-k-e

ma child has a VERY bright future.

Kai-- --looks at #4-- ? Justen-- annggelllllll plz stop taking photooossssss and heellpp meeee --giggles-- ok ok --pikes up Kai--

*sets lilly down* now lilly play nice ^W^

Kai-- j-j-j --eyes light up-- Justen-- -w- u can do it bud

yes come on j-o-k-e

Kai-- J-j-j-j- JACKASS EH! OwO Justen-- don't look at me I didn't do it --had covered Zane's ears--

YES!!!!

NO DAD THATS NOT A GOOD THINGGGGGGGGGGG Justen-- OwO

*gets kai* how about... s-n-a-k-e

Kai-- sssnnnnnnnnn

come on child s-n-a-k-e

Kai-- sssnnnnn- aakkkkkeeee sn-ake snack!

...good enough...*sets down* now go play.

Kai-- --sits there and doesn't want to play-- -w- Zane-- --trying to get out of Justen's arms-- Justen-- --giggles-- ok ok --put him down-- go play^^

*shakes head* youre almost as grown up as me kai.

-w- dad PLZ DONT encourage them to curse Kai-- --not trying to get anyone's attention-- -w- --sits there--

...*picks up oreon and kai* you two are destined to become great people ^W^

Kai-- --trying to get down--

*sets kai down* *puts oreon on head* well how has being a parent been?

Justen and Angel at the same time-- TIRINGGGGGGGGG and sometimes fun^^ Kai-- --bites Justen's ankle-- Justen-- NOW HES AN ANKLE BITTERRRRRRR --gets the teething ring after piking Kai up--

he's hungry for blood...or milk.

blood? why would u suggest that dad?

...well...he's bitting, not suckling.

-w- well then u try and give some to him... Kai-- --chewing the teething ring-- Justen-- what are u talking aboutttt? nothing^^

*goes to the fridge and gets out a bottle* maybe this will help. Of course, if it does you two OWE me. because I'm giving him some out of my stash. *gives kai the bottle*

Kai-- --looks at the bottle-- ok dad Justen-- WAIT ARE U GIVING HIM BLOOD yes now u realize^^

well, it's a mixture of blood and milk...dont ask from where just be happy I'm giving it to you.

Kai-- --takes a sip--

...

Kai-- --tail wags--

told you he would like it UWU

OwO Justen-- ... great that when he bites me harder to get to the blood -w- Kai-- --drinks it--

...goodness he was thirsty.

OwO UwU OwO i guess so

well I nibble at kit cat when I'm hungry too.

-w- --giggles-- Zane-- --playing with Lily--

UWU I have such a big family.

Kai-- --has the empty bottle-- ^^ Justen-- he downed that jeezz OwO oop

you see. I think the child has incubus in him.

and that is?

a demon that needs fluid from the opposite gender to survive. like me.

-w- oooohhhh and how can u be sure he dose??? --looks concerned--

well most of the time my kind feed about every month. after that time we start to try to forcibly take it. like he has.

should we be worrieddd?

no it's normal. just keep him fed and he will be fine.

kk Justen-- -w- but how did he get it are u just randomly born like that or does it run through family bialogicly

well, it depends. often time its just random. other times its because of a pack with a demon.

so then its not biological

well, justen is a fallen angel.

I know that but what does that have to do with a demon

often fallen angel children have demonic class. its very normal.

Justen-- my friend would probably know more about the matter Do you mean the one that's stuck in hell? Justen-- --nods-- that one

UWU no need. I'm a succubus and so is the child. so I can take care of that.

Does he even know that we have kids -w- ok dad Justen-- not yet -w- how much longer till u get him out of hell Justen-- don't know yet but ill figure it out

*grabs the kai* now say f-l-i-r-t

Kai-- Ffffllllllll

f-l-i-r-t

Kai-- iiirrrttttt

now put it together. ^W^

Kai-- DESTRUCTION!!! DOMINATION!!! DETERMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...*proud*

OwO UwU OwO Justen-- --also proud--

this family is very colorful

Zane-- --crawls away with something-- Justen-- ohh nnoooo HEY GET BACK HERE --runs and gets Zane before anything gets ruined-- -w- this is not a play toy and I have no clue how u got this off, ur mothers dresser

well kit cat is in our room...she cant walk.

dad im considered as mom to the twins jtlyk -w- so Zane got it off of my dresser somehow

I know...maybe you should go and see if kit cat can walk yet

Justen-- --has Zane in arms-- so what did he grab Justen-- --whispers it-- O///O Justen-- --giggles-- yeah dont know how he got up there and got it

...did he find you d*ldo angel?

*your*

>///< no it was something else but closeeeee Justen-- u dont even use it YES I DOOOOOOO >///< Justen-- riiigghhhhhtttttt

*shakes head* you h*rny f**ks

I WOULDNT BE TALKING DAD

...that's true. I hope kit cats ok...I went a bit to hard.

my point Justen-- --give Angel a look-- omg ur really ganna give me that look --giggles-- Justen-- --goes to kiss Angel but Zane puts his hands in the way-- --giggles--

... *takes out a knife and hands it to kai* say k-n-i-f-e

Kai-- DeAtH

ok but try k-n-i-f-e

Kai-- murder

k-n-i-f-e

Kai-- suicide i dont think he should know these words at this aggeeeeee --has a worried tone of voice--

this is normal for demons. ^W^ wait until he starts to say SENTENCES.

how about h-o-m-o-c-i-d-e

Kai-- HOMOCIDE

UWU good child.

Kai-- blood

yes this is what you must have child now say m-i-l-k

Kai-- --smirks-- KNIFE

T.T you got me. *claps*

Ayane- say orange

Kai-- SNAKE

god D*mn it child

Ayane how about class of maybe guts!!!

Claws*

Kai-- --giggles--

Say C.L.A.W

*picks up kai* I'm glad I'm not the one who has to deal with you

No don't take him away yet!!!!

At least let him learn to say claw first!!!

Kai-- milk

*cuts spit in wrist I want blood?

*U

Not I

yes, child milk. now you go crawl off and find your dads. *sets kai down*

Keeps letting blood drip*

Kai-- --crawls in a different direction--

Ok *seals wound with magic

ANGEL! come get your child

I'm not running a f**king day care.

See you later kai! *Turns into a cat and walks away

--has Zane-- SHOOT Justen-- --rushes over and almost gets him but slips and lands on the ground-- owwww... Kai-- --sits and giggles--

*sigh* you two are never going to make it without my help...are you?

YES WE CAN MAKE IT WITHOUT YOUR HELP Zane-- --giggles--

ok then... how are you two going to provide the proper food for kai? How are you going to get them an education?

WELL FIGURE THAT OUTTTTTTTT Justen-- also were already looking for a place of our own --grabs Kai-- GOT YA --tickles him-- Kai-- --laughing-- Zane-- --looks up at Angel--

I knew I should have broken justens legs. maybe then I wouldn't be stressing so much.

--holding Zane-- I think ima just go put Kai and Zane in their cribs and continue to look for our OWN place to live --picks up Kai-- --walks to the boy's room and puts them in their cribs-- Justen-- -w- aww I was playing with Kai puppyyyyyy

TwT I have nothing to do. kit cat cant walk and my baby are asleep.

Justen-- and u cant kill or break my legssssss

*takes out knife* UWU you never said anything about cutting them off.

NO DAD!! --in my bedroom-- Justen-- -w-

just saying.

Justen-- --gets up-- welp ima go to my bedroom and go help Angel look for a house online seeya --walks to the bedroom--

ugh. teenagers.

ma child will be very successful UWU

yes, yes they shall

I am the best of dads UWU

um... i may beg to differ but i'll let you have this one

...well maybe not the BEST but a very good one.

i think your correct ther

T.T oreon looks so much like me.

now that i think about it, he looks a lot like the drawings of you

mhm. he is ma child after all.

true

only difference is that he has eyes T.T

YOU DONT HAVE EYES

pulled them out at age 12 ^W^.

why do you think I wear a mask.

uhh i never really thought about it o how'd you pull em' out?

knife.

just liek... no pain killer?

like**

I was very numb at the time T.T

ohhhhhhh

so uhhh how do you get around?

well...I don't really know. I'm just able to see...of course it slightly blurry.

Ohhhhh and you kill people fro a living right?

well...I have a side job but yes.

whats your favorite way to kill?

...snapping the neck...quick and simple. also very easy to clean up

ahhhh hevent got to try that one.... nor have i killed much

^W^ keep trying.

yeah.. i do have a hit list i havent really got too

^W^ you can do it

*grabbed the hit list and handed it to you*

...I could do this.

I call dibs on the lst one tho! man i hate him

that's fine ^W^

i do have a request: her, marry ann pleas break her neck and make her death terrible

...sure...

heheh, she's really annoying....

I feel your pain

yeah, theres thoes people in lifew you just want to throat punch

and then there's the one you want to take a dull knife and stab them

T.T agreed

(litearlly ive accdentily stabed my hand so many times, i even did it today) so when will you start?

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TwT thats one of my littles bros