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I wanna be an astronaut
Alan Shepard's Flight (Offical
Believer
Icecream
baby bros :)
Bored af
Sin RP?
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Deadslayer84 
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27.02.2020
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Deadslayer84[OP]
27.02.2020 03:03
Link☣️⚠️EPILEPSY WARNING!⚠️☣️
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*he leaned up against the wall* Late again I see... *He glimpsed at his watch*
Alrighty *he stepped into the next elevator and waited for her to get on*
So... What do you have to do today? OTHER than paperwork? *He smiled*
Really? ... Is what you do boring? Because, I can tell you, out of all the boring jobs in the world, mine probably takes the cake- *the elevator suddenly jolted, which took him by surprise, making him lose his footing and fall over*
Huh... That's new... The elevators don't usually do that... No matter! I just gotta press this button and *he pressed it, but nobody answered. Confused, he continues to press it, but still no answer* Oh dear...
*he pulled out his phone* ... No service either... *He called 911 one final time and put the phone to his ear. Ad expected, he got the same answer: Nothing*
Well this sucks... *He leaned against the wall in the corner with his arms crossed, a bit nervous*
Hey! STOP! You open those doors, we fall to our death! From the way we stopped I presume we are in between two floors, so we're stuck here!
NO! *he pounded on the elevator doors* She... She'll be fine... I hope....
*he quickly ran down a huge flight of stairs, cussing quite a bit along the way*
*he sighed, and couldn't help but crack a smile* you always were a smart ass, weren't you...?
Oh shit... Um... Hold up... *He looked for something to pry open the doors, yet again* Um... Rebar?
God dammit! *He ran over and shoved the rebar pole into the crack* that should delay any falling...
*he tried to pry the door open* cmon! You gotta do something! Help!... Somehow?
*he finally managed to get it open, which cut deep into his hand* AUGH! Good dammit... *He held out his other hand for her to grab* Come on! Quick!
*he pulled her and fell on his back with her on top of him* 😥 man... I'm out of shape...
*he just played on the floor* Imma just... Just sit here A-And relax... -_- *he coughed*
👍 Ok... J-Just help me up when you're done... I-I need medical attention *he laughed dryly*
*he points his hands in a long, random, series of directions and says* ...everywhere... *He coughed*
(well, when he pulled you up and fell backwards, he smacked his head off the non carpeted part of the floor 👌)
Well then... This new new...
I was wondering when you were gonna say something like that)
A little bit... Thanks...
Well, I mean, it IS a sin RP, and we haven't sinned yet, sooooooo...)
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Alrighty)
*He sat quietly at the counter, even though he was drunk off his ass*
*a group was crowding around him, he was on his 5th bottle of beer without passing out. There were several shouts to stop and several to continue. Other people said he should be dead, and others agreed.*
*this was giving him a headache* I wish people would shut the hell up... *He mumbled to himself*
*finally, after his 6th bottle, he hit the ground with a loud crash as he hit the floor, shaking the building slightly*
Alrightumcanigetarefbecauseiwannaknowwhatthisguylookslike)
*He flinched*
(Sorry about that)
*the crowd dissipated away as people grew tired at staring at a presumably dead man's body*
Oh, ok)
*He looked at the waiter* A+And you're not gonna... Gonna d-do anything about it?
We take 'em to the morgue. Not before squeezing their blood out into the alcohol to give it that extra kick, though. *he jokingly said*
*Nightmare starts to wake up* Ahh.. what a lovely day.. *he stood up*
Welp... No blood in the vodka tonight! *He put his head down on the counter*
Ay! You! *Nightmare pointed at you* who are you? *he was incredibly drunk*
*he lifted his head and turned to face him* I dunno... Are is who you? *He purposely spoke like a retard*
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*he suddenly thought straight* alright enough with the bullshit. I'm not drunk and nowhere near it. Now tell me who the hell you are before I blast your brains out! *nightmare pointed the gun at him*
*he started talking in anew Jersey accent* Eyy, easy there boy... *He raised his hands on the air*
*Nightmare grabbed his throat in one hand and held the n to his hand in the other* you have till I reach zero before your name won't matter to anyone. *he started counting down from twenty*
*ACK* Bro! Get ya head outta the gutter! You can call me whatever ya want to, aight??!?! *He gasped for breath*
12.. 11.. 10.. *his grip on his throat tightened* just tell me your first and last name.
(He really doesn't have a name at the moment so this is sad :()
*He struggles*
(Better come up with one quickly) 6.. 5.. 4.. *he runs his finger across the trigger*
ACK! ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! *He gasped* Ho-hOw DoEs a Russian name suit ya *his face was still red and he was shaking*
(K) *he lets go of his neck, still pointing the gun at him* I'm listening..
Uh... Dimitri... Petrenko....? *You could tell he was being honest, he was just frightened*
*he puts his gun away* alright dimitri.. Why didn't you wanna tell me your name even though you literally were being choked while I had a gun to your head?
Uh, STRANGERS!?! Stranger danger? ANY OF THOSE SOUND FAMILIAR??!!??
Good enough. Now.. *he breaks the 4th wall, confusing dimitri* time to make this rp a sin rp!
*he grabs dimitri* you still a virgin? You know what, who am I kidding.. If course you're a virgin! I mean, look at you! Anyways, you ever watch porn before?
You heard me. Have you ever watched porn? Or know how to give a blowjob at all?
What the ****??? You just were choking me to death... With a god damn GUN TO MY HEAD! And now you wanna now if I've ever had sex??? WHAT THE HELL???!?!
Hmm.. I guess that is pretty weird.. But we are at a full liquor bar so...
I suppose that is TRUE... Besides... I'm an Italian (or part italian anyways) with a Russian name, so I guess it's not that bad...
I'm part polish. And Poland is like the Florida of europe. Anyways, I could really go for a bj right now so... Uh.. I hope you're good at it. And don't do anything you might regret. *he held the gun up*
Sport dude, but I don't suck cock... I just ain't that type of person, and of it takes getting killed then so be it :I
Brave man. Guess I won't kill you.. Yet.. Anyways, what if you didn't give me a blowjob but instead just have me a handjob?
*he groaned* Fine.. but can we do it... Somewhere else?? Please?
Actually, we could head back to my house.
(An yes. My favorite. The story of an almost-murder of a Russian-italian man by a polish man at the bar who eventually become lovers for eachother.)
(If the Russian-italian part came from grandparents, that means a Russian probably raped an Italian during WW2, just sayin')
*he picked up Dimitri*
*he took dimitri home and layed him on the bed* make yourself comfy, I'll come back to **** you in a few minutes.. Also, there's food in the microwave if you're hungry. *the bed was warm and soft, being almost perfect for dimitri*
*he was really trying to take care of dimitri as a subtle way to apologize for what he did while he was drunk. and yes, he was holding a gun while drunk.*
*he almost fell asleep, but he managed not to... So his way of saying sorry is to ram my ass... Beautiful~*
*yeah I guess.. I was thinking more of giving him a soft warm bed and fresh food, but if that's how you wanna think about it..*
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*forty minutes later, nightmare came back* Heya dimitri! You doin' alright? *he had completely forgotten that they were gonna have sex*
Good to hear. Did you eat any of the food I left for you or you not hungry right now?
*his face turned bright pink* gonna be honest, I expected you to say no.. But if you really wanna..
Umm.. *he takes his pants off to reveal one of the biggest dicks that dimitri had ever seen, if not the biggest he had ever seen.
(Shush I can make my character's dick whatever size I want, and I want ****ing massive.) you ready?
Well actually, no. Sorry dude, Imma go to bed. I've stayed up to long. Its like 12:20 right now. Right when the juicy was about to start too... I promise I'll be back on tomorrow, but I don't have an exact time)
(Don't be sorry. If I'm being honest, I don't know how much longer I could held out either. I'm getting pretty tired too. And cool, we have the same timezone. I'll see you tomorrow tho)
(Hello, my comrade, I am on the school bus right now (going to school))
(Sorry that I wasn't here. I can't really get on before school, only during and after.)
You never answered my question from earlier.. Have you had sex before?
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Well.. There's a first time for everything... Imma start moving now, if that's ok.. *he slowly rocked back a forward*
*he pulled his dick out and pushed it in.. Out and in.. Slowly to start then out.* Mmm~
*he went eyes widened and his tongue hung out of his mouth*
(I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with gae secks 😓)
(I really hope you spelt that is wrong on purpose. And it's ok that you don't, cuz I don't either.)
That's a lovely expression you're making. *he sped up a bit more*
(Thank for I'm not doing an sin rp with another idiot who can't spell)
*he continued, speeding up slowly* Hehe..
(I don't like people like that... You know, there's people in my 9th grade classes who STILL don't know how to read?)
*He started panting quickly*
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(K.)
Jesus.. It's so tight.. And so good.. *he began to get a bit rough*
*he spanked him, then instantly regretted it* S-Sorry. Got a little too into it.
*he was confused, and just figured it was better not to say anything*
Alright.. Here goes nothing... *Nightmare came inside of dimitri, slowly filling him up, and dimitri could feel all of it*
*he pulled out* whew.. That felt great.. We should do it again sometime...
Imma leave you to do whatever you wanna now.. You should head to sleep tho..
Imma just... L-lay down N-no... *He slowly layed down face first on the bed*
Ok, I'll use Ted. Who will you be and what is the theme(unless you wanna make it up as we go)
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