Not you too

because im going to bosnia for one week and then germany for the second week because i have family in both places

my aunt didnt pay for bags so you have to come in my carry on so i cant bring anything so you better put a buncha shit in your pockets

and then you get to come to germany and pretend you are blixa bargeld and ill speak german in my australian accent and my cousins will make fun of my for jt

no youre bringinf a bag of crystal meth a bag of mystery opiates and maybe some black tar heroin

bring three little bottles of fireball too

yes i will show you to my cousins and theyll make fun of you a bunch because they are so mean

i have one little bottle of fireball i had another one but idk where it went i wouldnt be surprised if i drank it but im still concerned

yes i will defend you

theyre so stereotypically european its so bad theyre like eastern european germans because everyone in my family had their kids in germany but my dad decided hebwould be really fun and different and move us to australia which is so lame

my private story has my uncle on it

well thats my public story so my brother and my aunt and my dad will also see it

1973

2009

imagine if there wasnt that would be so ****en weird😭