Wouldst thou enjoy to know of it?

Thou setteth eye upon the fact, I wast playing Battleships with a close relative.

They harbored an unfair vantage, being nearly 30 feet tall and I being blind as a bat. And they used this. Bent it to a breaking point, this pow'r. And thus, I tricked them into swearing a knightly oath to I, and forced them to stand alongside me as I burned their favorite child's favorite Chuck E Cheese's to the ground, forcing them to endure many strenuous nights of mental, and in some cases physical, torment by their kin's hands.