you will need: 1 Stereo 2 Well-choreographed dance routine to Lady Gaga's 'poker face' 3 The assistance of at least seven bog monsters

directions: stand on the shore of a fetid bog use stereo to play Lady Gaga's 'poker face' wait for at least seven bog monsters to step dance out of the woods preform a kick ass dance routine as your bog squad dances behind you the bog will begin to glow KEEP DANCING! from the murky depths, a bog witch will emerge holding a camera phone she films your routine. CONGRATS! you and your bog squad's cool dance will now live forever online