You are almost not annoying, keep up the good work

You are cool and I think you are funny except for when you aren't which is most of the time

I like your ant farm

I do.

I like your memory

You are good at sleeping

I appreciate how honest you are

Your stone collection is superb

I appreciate how you helped remove my tonsils when I couldn't afford the surgery

You are my best friend. My goober. I want to hit you with bricks

Glad I can be of service

You are so good at spelling

You've been working on your dad bod and it shows

Thats one more dollar in the swear jar. Keep it up and you'll have $24!

You commented

$5 from above comment's swear jar

You ran that marathon like a champ

I like yours too let's trade

Smelling the world in ways never before imagined

Just ran out

You're the best person I've ever met one day we'll live in a little house on the prairie together

Also your swear jar has grown exponentially since the last time you were here

The gift that keeps on giving