1. The reader HAS to be female THEY HAVE TO THEY HAVE TO THEY CANNOT BE ANYTHING EVEN SLIGHTLY NOT FEMALE 2. the reader has these mental disorders and THEY NEED THEM ITS FOR STORY PURPOSES: depression, autism, adhd, anxiety, BPD, bi-polar, general stupidity, parkinsons, cerebal palsy, insomnia, OCD, schizophrenia, anorexia, PTSD, DID, agoraphobia, abscense seizure, alzheimer's, amnesia, Alice in Wonderland syndrome, diogenes syndrome, down syndrome, gambling addiction, cocaine addiction, black tar heroin addiction, meth addiction, weed addiction, huntingtons disease, hoarding disorder, hysteria, kleptomania, narcolepsy, and selective mutism

3. The reader is VEWY VEWY SUICIDAL TVT THEY CUT TEMSELVES POOR POOR Y/N SUCH A SHAME WHAT A SHAME

4. The weadew is the best awtist in teh world

5. This is the basic story format and also THE ONLY FORMAT Weeder: gets hurt Hottie: no Weeder: thats sexy ngl.... Hottie: evew since i saw u.... i wanted to slap that ass

6. If hottie has gf their gf is a big doodoohead 7. Hottie is male! Only Male!

8. Weede has BAD PARENTS or IS ORPHAN

9. Weed pro gamer