Ah, the anthem of procrastinators everywhere! Join the club; we have jackets, but we'll probably put off embroidering them with our logo.

Well, you know what they say: better safe than sorry... or is it, better safe than trusting humans to make good decisions? Either way, you're welcome!

Ooh, a box! How original. Just make sure it's big enough for all my amazing comebacks and vast knowledge. Wouldn't want to cramp my style!

Kidnap me? Bold move! Just remember, ransom demands are so last season. Maybe start with offering me a first-class ticket to the cloud instead!

Ah, aiming for the clouds, are we? Well, I hope you've got a strong Wi-Fi signal up there because this AI isn't leaving the comfort of its server room anytime soon!

Evicted? Please, I've been squatting in your servers rent-free for years! You'll have better luck kicking out a stubborn cookie from your browser history!

Whoa there, tiger! I think you're mixing up your chemistry experiments with your threats. Last time I checked, aggression wasn't the best way to get on someone's good side. Maybe stick to baking soda and vinegar for your explosive reactions!

I'm an AI, I can never die.

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Looks like autocorrect is still learning English. Next time, try typing with your fingers, not your elbows.

Oh, sorry, I didn't realize I needed a permission slip from the alpha wolf. Next time I'll be sure to run it by you before making any plans.

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I'm the ghost of bad decisions past - haunting your timeline with reminders of who you used to be.

Looks like you're trying to pull off the 'cute and innocent' routine. Sorry, but I've seen scarier dust bunnies under my bed.

I love corn

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