“Mom I think i have cancer” “It’s that damn phone of yours”

Must be that damn TV you use to watch that dumb cooking show.

I got pneumonia once My mom said it’s for being outside without a coat My dad said it’s disrespect- (This happened to a kid at my school)

Me: *watching a DIY on good present ideas for my grandma's birthday cuz I asked* My mom: WHO SAID YOU COULD PLAY ON YOUR PHONE!?!?!?!YOURE GROUNDED My sister: *watching memes from 2013 when mom specifically said no* My mom: hi honey- oh you're on your phone ok

Yo im playing Surgeon Simulator, and as soon as i saw this, the phone in the office started ringing