bro I was sitting in the car and a random old guy came up to the window rlly close and was looking at me and trying to talk to me it was really ****ing scary

and my dad was just watching from afar and laughing

he was just interested in my hat but oh my god 😭

either a pubic hair or an eyelash but pube will make me sound more like a victim

beg

beg for me to feed you the pube

LUCKY

I FRICKING KNEW IT BRO