just doesn’t have a mouth now*

Okay since I can’t sleep I’m gonna expose a super embarrassing story of mine It was in 3rd grade amd basically we were doing the mock eogs at the beginning of the year or something so before the test everybody took a bathroom break and that day I happened to wear overalls and this is very important to note So I needed to use the bathroom and I went but when I got up my strap wasn’t there IT FELL IN THE TOULET AFTER I USED IT so there I was A stupid third grader with a overall strap covered in pee What did I do you may be asking? MY IDIOT SELF DID NOTHING I GOT UP FLUSHED AND WASHED MY HANDS LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED I was so nervous I was walking around WITH A PEE STRAP ON MY SHOULDER I wanted to tell my teach so bad BUT I WAS TOO EMBARRASSED TO LIKE AN IDIOT I SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING and we go back to class and I rush to put my jacket on hoping nobody saw the strap was wet and WENT THE ENTIRE DAY WITH A PEE STRAP ON MY SHOULDER we were literally in a quiet test I was having the worst time and

I’m so hungry in thirsty but it’s 3am and I don’t wanna wake anybody up I’m dying

Mmm why should I go to school if I don’t get a gf there LIKE WHATS THE POINT IF I CANT GET A GF OR MEET ANYBODY???/j