Yo listen up here's a story About a little guy that lives in a gay world And all day and all night and everything he sees is just gay Like him inside and outside Gay his house with a gay little window And a gay Corvette And everything is gay for him And himself and everybody around Cause he ain't got nobody to listenI'm gay I'm gay I would beat off a guy (6x) I have a gay house with a gay window Gay is the colour of all that I wear Gay are the streets and all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so gay Gay are the people here that walk around Gay like my Corvette, it's in and outside Gay are the words I say and what I think Gay are the feelings that live inside me Inside and outside Gay his house with a gay little window And a gay Corvette And everything is gay for him and himself And everybody around Cause he ain't got nobody to listen [Chorus] I'm gay I'm gay I would beat off a guy (6x)