When my brother says he isn’t related to me and doesn’t know me

I appreciate someone who atleast tries to make their guns look like the gun they're trying to draw

When I say I’m done with the math quiz before everyone even though I have a C- in math-

When your friend says anime sucks

when my friend said she was related to Hitler-

My parents when I say I'm going to tape something to my freshly-painted wall

This is my gun, there are many others like it, but this one is mine

When my sibling says that they will take my money for toys