No noods

LOL

" Today’s postmodern Milieu is blocking the flow of my chi " ahem- meaning Kyle? TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS KYLE LOL

" First of all, it means I have a very sensitive chi, yo! And second of all, I didn’t say it exactly like THAT. "

.-. His dick...?

" sheesh you sound like a snob "

Freya: " That’s precisely what you said! And let’s be honest, " -smirking reaction- Kyle: -angry reaction- Freya: " darling, you DO sound rather pompous at times " O.o

Freya: " go on, TeenySAD. Tell him! It’s time he hears the truth "

Bag boy ( me ) first option: " Sorry, but it’s true... " Bag boy ( me ) second option: " You don’t. You’re good "

Pick which one

No-

It’s named TeenySAD Becuz it’s his? Switch

Doesn’t matter

It’s literally the same ****ing thing

Freya: -Shocked reaction- Kyle: " well, well. Did ya hear that? I do NOT ' sound rather pompous ' so says the unbiased bystander you roped into this conversation if anything, I sound sophisticated. Buuut I could see how someone like you might envy me advanced linguistic techniques." -smirking reaction- " It’s ok. I’d be happy to teach you how to talk like me. Just say the word, Freya. " Freya: -Shock reaction again- " oh for goodness sake, TeenySAD, look what you’ve gone and done. Next time he’s being an insufferable snoot, i’m sending him to you. " -End of conversation-

-Start of conversation- Kyle: ” So, what’s keeping you busy on the island lately, Freya? Got any major goals? " -Curiosity reaction- Freya: " oh certainly. Let’s see... Well i’m Striving to become the most popular hostess on tragedy. " Kyle: " Wow, that is really boring " -shocked reaction- " it’s like you’re not even taking advantage of living on an island! " -shrug reaction- Freya: " Oh, well thank you very much for THAT feedback " -angry reaction- " please, tell me more about how you shower in coconut milk and grow your own palm trees, island boy! " -shrug reaction- " in other words, what are YOU doing that’s that’s taking advantage of our lovely little paradise? " Kyle: " Alright, how about this? I want this to be the year I finally copyright my laugh. Ha HA! " -Laughter reaction- Freya: " Well, excuse me for ever doubting you! That sounds like SUCH a noble and island-specific venture " -in her head: " ...is it possible to sprain one’s eyeballs by rolling them to hard?- -End of conversation-

Wow I type all of that for this type of response-

I- BRO I LITERALLY WROTE A WHOLE CONVERSATION OF A SNOOTY AND SMUG VILLAGER WTF

>=(

Lol

Idk bro

AAAAAAAAAAA I SEE SOME OF ROVER

Yea

.w. Hmm

I d k

Lol ****ing loser