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christians are dumb
26.06.2020
381 comments
Jilly06
26.06.2020 06:21
Link
may the lord be with u
christians-are-dumb[OP]
26.06.2020 06:25
Linkshut up you human worshiper
X-FrEaK-X
26.06.2020 07:38
LinkWhat is wrong with you.
mystic58-is-taken
26.06.2020 17:04
Linkhey bro I don't care if you think I'm dumb just leave us alone
mystic58-is-taken
26.06.2020 17:05
Linkchristians were brought to this world for a reason
mystic58-is-taken
26.06.2020 17:06
Linksomebody literally died trying to save EVERYBODY here on earth
But luckily enough he resurrected from the dead
mystic58-is-taken
26.06.2020 17:16
Linkhow would you feel like if you killed yourself for people the people in earth and see someone hating on you?
NavyNCS
27.06.2020 14:59
Linkim not christian xd
Daniel-Enfield
28.06.2020 14:01
LinkEven though im christian, its your opinion. I cant argue with someones opinion. Im just praying for people like you. Have a blessed day my friend.
Reasons why Christianity has weak foundations:
Anonymous writers
The Gospels do not claim to be the word of god, nor the inspiration
anonymous letters, epistles, and books, Hebrews being one and some of the other letters apart from 7 attributed to paul are disputed. The authentic ones are cut and pasted and edited texts too.
Gospels weren't even considered scripture in early Christianity just as memoirs.
New Testament is a book (MADE AUTHORITATIVE/SCRIPTURE - CHOSEN, COMPILED & DECIDED) based on church theology & they were based on gospels they were reading which nobody made authoritative until they decided to. The books that we have now holds just as much weight as the books that weren't because there was no new testament at the time for 350 years! (each scripture was as authoritative as the next).
Okay, **** off and stop messing with peoples religions. Christianaty is not a very good religion in my opinion, but that does not mean you have to go around on a drawing website ****ing around with peoples religions.
God bless thee and hope that you stop and do well in your own life. 🙏
No original manuscripts -which is fine but when you look at the 5000+manuscripts we have, and no 2 are the same From the 4th century onwards. it's a pretty high indication that ones we have now are subject to that also. Which leads me to
Intentional changes in the manuscripts, omitted, and addition, based on christology, ideology, and theology.
NT writers were MISQUOTING OLD TESTAMENT - taking verses out of context - making up prophecies that WEREN'T in the old testament - AND quoting passages that weren't even there. This tells you - writings were not inspired & not disciples of Jesus (as they would have been truthful men). And were writing based on their agenda.
Synoptic gospels - it's pretty clear that biblical scholars have an agreed Mathew and luke were copying mark, isn't a testimony supposed to be your own and not anyone else?
Not to mention john (which a lot of scholars don't take seriously) Christology differs big time from the other 3 in regards to his divinity (portrayed as a demi-god) we don't see that from the other gospels. if you read them individually they don't agree. How can disciples have such a different view of the same person they were with.
Contradictory accounts in all 4 gospels I fail to see how the holy spirit can make contradictions mistakes.
Paul the self-proclaimed saint directly contradicts Jesus's teachings ( why is he authoritative?)
Trinity? the doctrine is not in the bible. Surely if this was the way he would have taught and said it outright. Imagine god spent 30 years on earth and doesn't explain what he's come for and his purpose? he had time to proclaim he's the messiah but not time to explain the trinity?
Church forcing the doctrines from the 4th century onwards (i.e the trinity) and was the official doctrine. who gave them the authority and where did they get the trinity from?
The doctrine of the trinity is the worship of 3 gods no matter how you say it. It's not monotheism. Christians saying 1 god does not make it true and logical.
History shows the message of Jesus was completely different to what we have, his earliest followers, the (Nazarenes or Ebionites)he is looked at as a preacher rather than god, or at the most the son of god which would be like a demi-god or something of that nature.
Jesus seminar more than 250 specialized scholars in the field trying to find out what Jesus said, around 18% of the sayings, scholars are convinced he said those things the other 82% of the sayings are debatable and some are dead certain they weren't said by him.
disgusting human worshiper christianity is the most dumbest religion ever
Actually
God may be real or fake
Life is a fake simulation made up of these fragments we call “emotions”
Nah
Your the idiot who thinks everyone here is a Christian and/or religious
LDS Is worshiping God and Jesus, Jesus was born from a woman named Mary, so he basicly is human but his father is God. So~ If anyones Religion here has to do with God and Jesus, you kinda are worshiping a human but.... Oof.
Look God is real and I don’t care what you think,
If you don’t believe in him I guess you don’t.
It’s my opinion and you have yours so I will believe in what I want to.
you dumb human theres so much proof that christianity is a fraud but you still want to be dumb and worship a human that didnt even claim to be god in the first place oh and i have a question
since your supposed to belive that jesus is god and order to be saved or whatever what abt the ppl before jesus r they going to heaven ?
You know what.
You can burn in hell.
God is what I believe.
It is what others believe.
You believe in something else and there is nothing wrong with that.
haha you didnt even answer my question cuz you know what im saying is true lol
Yes I am dumb.
Keep calling me that.
I don’t care.
Your just a little kid that thinks they are the best,
And you think you can do this and not make anybody mad,
But you are truly wrong.
I am a Christian and I will never change my religion.
you know that there is more people here that agree with us christians
To answer your question those people would go to Heaven if they had faith in the coming Messiah.
K dude 😎
I was gonna say i do but at the same time,, i kinda don't,,
I don't know what to believe rn
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There is a God, the world is not even possible without Him, something cannot just come out of nothing by some random chance, there has to be a Higher Being for everything to happen
only reason i hate them is because my mom is a crazy worshipper, if she stopped aybe id like e lol
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But I don't wanna
my brain cells are dead
its almost midnight
people can have their own beliefs
every religion I've ever heard about worships a human though.
You're probably just some 10 year old troll looking for attention.
Not funny didn't laugh
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hey maybe don't shit on somebody's religion and instead call out the people who use their positions of power in said religion to harm other people
i dont care this is supposed to be a troll acc anyways and im that much of a horrible person to hate on other ppl cuz i dont have a life oh and im doing this cuz christianity makes no sense at all
yes it does...? the whole message of Jesus and stuff is to help other people and love your neighbour and make the world a nice place in the name of someone who gave us??life???
It makes sense just like every other religion
dude the bible is litterly jesus this jesus that jesus is king and stuff all it talks abt is jesus oh and the trinity dosent exist
the message of the bible and Christianity is good, it's western cultures that heavily abuse the message and ideals stated
you're like ten, please stop arguing about whether or not you agree with somebody's religion
you don't even know how sex works yet i don't think you're ready for religious discourse ok
meh as long as christians/really any religious person doesnt use it as an excuse for shitty behavior i couldnt care
albeit i dont see the purpose of religon as a whole, i can at least respect it
rlly wouldnt give a single shit if a god existed or not
im not blaming it on jesus jesuse is actully a prophet not god and jesus never said that he was god in the first place stinky john came and switched up evrything he never even met jesus lmao
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... ok I’m not Christian but you can’t call all of them dumb, I do hate to say it but some of this is wrong and right.
this is actually really ****ing rude.
seeing as i am one myself,
please actually shut up. you’re allowed your own opinion, but, that’s r e a l l y rude. it’s utter shit to.. shit on someone else’s religion. so do me a favour and use liquorice to stitch your lips shut
Criticism of Christianity has a long history stretching back to the initial formation of the religion during the Roman Empire. Critics have challenged Christian beliefs and teachings as well as Christian actions, from the Crusades to modern terrorism. The intellectual arguments against Christianity include the suppositions that it is a faith of violence, corruption, superstition, polytheism, bigotry, and sectarianism.
In the early years of Christianity, the Neoplatonic philosopher Porphyry emerged as one of the major critics with his book Against the Christians. Porphyry argued that Christianity was based on false prophecies that had not yet materialized.[1] Following the adoption of Christianity under the Roman Empire, dissenting religious voices were gradually suppressed by both governments and ecclesiastical authorities.[2] A millennium later, the Protestant Reformation led to a fundamental split in European Christianity and rekindled critical voices about the Christian faith, both internally and externally. With the Scientific Revolution and the Age of Enlightenment, Christianity was criticized by major thinkers and philosophers, such as Voltaire, David Hume, Thomas Paine, and the Baron d'Holbach.[3] The central theme of these critiques sought to negate the historical accuracy of the Christian Bible and focused on the perceived corruption of Christian religious authorities.[3] Other thinkers, like Immanuel Kant, launch
The central theme of these critiques sought to negate the historical accuracy of the Christian Bible and focused on the perceived corruption of Christian religious authorities.[3] Other thinkers, like Immanuel Kant, launched systematic and comprehensive critiques of Christian theology by attempting to refute arguments for theism.[4]
In modern times, Christianity has faced substantial criticism from a wide array of political movements and ideologies. In the late eighteenth century, the French Revolution saw a number of politicians and philosophers criticizing traditional Christian doctrines, precipitating a wave of secularism in which hundreds of churches were closed down and thousands of priests were deported.[5] Following the French Revolution, prominent philosophers of liberalism and communism, such as John Stuart Mill and Karl Marx, criticized Christian doctrine on the grounds that it was conservative and anti-democratic
Friedrich Nietzsche wrote that Christianity fostered a kind of slave morality that suppressed the desires contained in the human will.[6] The Russian Revolution, the Chinese Revolution, and several other modern revolutionary movements have also led to the criticism of Christian ideas.
I respect all people and what they believe in so don't hate on people dude
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So the flesh worm will drink brainjuice from your fetus
I staple tape worms on my *****
So the flesh worm will drink brainjuice from your fetus
I staple tape worms on my *****
So the flesh worm will drink brainjuice from your fetus
I staple tape worms on my *****
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Feel the blood gushing from your anus
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Feel the blood gushing from your anus
Feel the blood gushing from your anus
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(INTENSE SCREAMING)
Tape worms on my ****ing *****!
*****!
Tape worms!
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Ear rape
Masterbate pure shitness
Staple tape worms to my limp dick flesh
Pray to ya god and her rotten *****
To save you weak minds from being smashed to pieces
My dicks plagued with the coprophilic demons
Exploding brains with apocalyptic semon
Pussy blood rains from genital seepage
Morbid evocation from the realm of faeces
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Perfect fit when leaking in to ya stinking beef
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Spit psycho tropic ethereal vomiting
Nauseate til ya gag choke on ya own egos
Speaking shit politics **** all your opinions
Shrinking ya minuscule testicle in the flames
Melting ya face turning the underground into a mass grave
Acid spitting psychedelic nun
Sprayin jiz n' guts out ya muff
Hardcore drilling make ya *****es cum
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Whoever posted the link to someone reading the Quran,
PLEASE PUT THAT LINK BACK
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger
Is someone's foot fungus
But as it turns out
That might be what you get
Admittedly, he had shoes on
But that's even worse
The post went live at 8:38pm
On July 16th
And a mere 20 minutes later
The Burger King in question was altered to the rouge employee
How did it happen
Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the exif data from the uploaded photo
Which suggested the culprit was in Mayfield Heights, Ohio
breaking ya bones with my throbbing cock
like a giant log made of worms
bombing ya dropping like turds
from above, lord of the worms
straight out the heart of the scortched earth
goddess of the ass germs
open the lips of the fringed purse
to let astral tapeworms emerge
manifesting the stench like a curse
brown gasses that disperse
melting through all of the universe
as the faecal wormhole returns
it burns like a million solar flares
shit on ya whole ****in galaxy
penetrating the cavity of eternity
filling ya maggoty cunts with agony
imagining sickest wank fantasies
savagely ****in up your anatomy
escaping the laws of gravity
masturbating in the dunny can manically
teaching ya assholes
how to spit vomitous rap
at the septic tank academy
crushing ya brains into space dust
snorting the purest strain of insanity
contorting ya ***** veins
into the pentagrams for ritual banishing
ridding the underground of the fake cunts
straight out the trendy ****wit factory
spitting the acid to melt
3 .50 Cal AE at the back of his skull. Little shit ****ing deserved it. I didn't feel shit when I pulled the trigger, but as soon as his dead body dropped on the floor, I was ****ing ecstatic. Ever since he was three, he's been getting away with shit that I would have been kicked out of the house for, like drawing shitty doodles on my room's door or cut of the electricity for the entire house except his room. I always knew he was going to turn out a sociopathic, spoiled, little brat. Hell, he already was by the age of three. I would write this on my journal, but I want all of you to know that I did nothing wrong whenever you see the report of my brother's murder on Fox, CNN or whatever.
Years of being ignored by my parents in favor of that little shit has broken me mentally. Truth be told, I was terrified of him. Not only that, I was terrified of my own sanity. Everyone else seemed to think he was such an angel who 'pulled little pranks on people'. He would always defend his actions by refering to his age. "Im onwy twee", "Im onwy fow" "Im onwy fwife". Shit went on and on for years. I couldn't take it anymore.
Right now I'm fleeing the town of Plainview. I'm hiding in the forest, but I'll have to move soon before local law enforcement tracks me down. Maybe I'll take one of them down and boost his car. After that, I don't know where I'll go. I could go South to Texas, New Mexico or Tenessee. Canada and Mexico are off limits, borders are too risky, besides, I left my passport. Definately not staying anywhere near New England though. Only sad thing about this is I won't ever get to see my friend Rowley ever again. Eh, I didn't really like him anyway.
If you are reading this from hell, **** you Manny.
-Greg Heffley
Wanking shit for life
Even 'til my ***** dies
We know what to do
We keep making speedcore from our poo
When the music's dumb
Full of stupid trendy cunts
We do what we must
We keep wanking shit as hard as **** (yeah)
Shit as hard as **** (yeeeaa-aah)
Shit as hard as **** (yeah)
Shit as hard as **** (yeeeaa-aah)
Shit as hard as **** (yeah)
Erotic speedcore shit forever (2x)
Rape your brain with happy terror (2x)
Keep it sick 'til armageddon (2x)
All of you get your dick severed
Get your dick severed
(various screaming and gurgling noises)
Wanking shit
(breakdown and more screaming)
Wanking shit for life
Even 'til my ***** dies
We know what to do
We keep making speedcore from our poo
When the music's dumb
Full of stupid trendy cunts
We do what we must
We keep wanking shit as hard as ****
Bow chika bow wow!
That's what my baby says!
Mow mow mow!
And my heart starts pumping!
Chika chika choo wah!
Never gonna stop!
Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you!
My baby's gother own way of talking
Whe never she say some thing sweet
And she knows it's my world she's a rocking
Though my vocabulary's in complete!
And thoughit may sound con fu sing
Sometimes I wish she'd give it to me straight
But I never feel like I'm losing
When I take the time to transiate
Here's what I'm talking about
I said a
Bow chika bow wow!
That's what my baby says!
Mow mow mow!
And my heart starts pumping!
Chika chika choo wah!
Never gonna stop!
Gitchi gitchi goo means that I love you!
Gitchi gitchi goo means that I love you!
Gitchi gitchi goo means that I love you baby, baby, baby
Baby baby baby...
Gitchee gitchee goo means I love you!
JESUS IS NOT GOD HE NEVER SAID HE WAS GOD YOU IDIOTS ACTULLY WORSHIP A HUMAN
I said a
Bow chika bow wow!
That's what my baby says!
Mow mow mow!
And my heart starts pumping!
Chika chika choo wah!
Never gonna stop!
Gitchi gitchi goo means that I love you!
Gitchi gitchi goo means that I love you!
Gitchi gitchi goo means that I love you baby, baby, baby
Baby baby baby...
Gitchee gitchee goo means I love you!
Jesus is God, it says in the bible. You must not have actually paid much attention to it.
It says, the father, the son, and the holy spirit. They're all the same person. God sent his only son ( basically himself) to Earth in order to save us from our sins.
And if he came back to life, and there's documents of it. And they only tried to debunk it 500 years afterwards, then it makes literally no sense.
Your argument is invalid and insulting an entire religious community is the dumbest thing you could possibly do.
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her, so she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon and said "I recognize that smell, Smells like seven layers, That beaver eatin' Taco Bell!".
"Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans and he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars and he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver So he thought he'd take himself a peek, but the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis,
and he ain't pissed for a week.(And a half!)
okay, i can say i am atheist too, but please just let the christians live
The devil went down to Georgia he was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal
The devil opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow
He dragged the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss
The band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this
When the devil finished johnny said "well you're pretty good, old son
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done"
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
The devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny does your dog bite, no child no
The devil bowed his head 'cause he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at johnny's feet
Johnny said, "devil, just come on back if you ever want to try again
I told you once, you son of a ***** I'm the best that's ever been"
He played, fire on the mountain, run boys run
The devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny does your dog bite, no child no
YOUR GOD CAN BE OVERPOWERED BY HUMANS, ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE HUMANS ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN GOD WHICH MEANS YALL SHOULD BE WORHSIPPING URSELFS!!! THE BIBLE IS INCONSISTENT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO ITS THEOLOGY.
thanks for telling me, because i am NOT going to read this shithole lmao
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Hhehehe *giorno theme* you will now live under your action
*pulls out uno reverse card*
But seriously, I believe in god. You can't change that about me UwU
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why r u making fun of me all im doing is debinking christianity you should be making fun of your shitstane bible
yes, you're debinking other people's thoughts and happyness, that's why they're making fun of you
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?
That's th
e way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Somebody once asked
Could I spare some change for gas?
"I need to get myself away from this place"
I said, "Yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change"
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now
Hey now
Hey, hey, hey now
Hey now
Hey now, you're an all star
He
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?
That's th
e way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Somebody once asked
Could I spare some change for gas?
"I need to get myself away from this place"
I said, "Yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change"
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now
Hey now
Hey, hey, hey now
Hey now
Hey now, you're an all star
He
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god bad this, god bad that.
i'm one of these trolls that seek attention, then get the attention they want and achieves actually nothing at all by doing that.
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-Christian Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some oatmeal,
And I put some raisins on it and,
Christ is God,
Christ is God,
God, God, God...
--Jewish Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some lox and bagels,
And I put some cream cheese on them and,
Christ isn't God,
He's just not God,
He's a really nice guy but don't get carried away...
--Atheist Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself a whole box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
'Cause I just don't care anymore,
And there is no God,
Sorry about that,
Your Grandma's in the ground and her soul's stayin' there...
--Agnostic Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some organic wheat puffs,
And I put some soy milk on them and,
There might be a God,
There's really no way to know,
He might be a fish or he might be a spoon...
All I wanted was a song about oatmeal.
-Christian Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some oatmeal,
And I put some raisins on it and,
Christ is God,
Christ is God,
God, God, God...
--Jewish Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some lox and bagels,
And I put some cream cheese on them and,
Christ isn't God,
He's just not God,
He's a really nice guy but don't get carried away...
--Atheist Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself a whole box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
'Cause I just don't care anymore,
And there is no God,
Sorry about that,
Your Grandma's in the ground and her soul's stayin' there...
--Agnostic Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some organic wheat puffs,
And I put some soy milk on them and,
There might be a God,
There's really no way to know,
He might be a fish or he might be a spoon...
All I wanted was a song about oatmeal.
-Christian Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some oatmeal,
And I put some raisins on it and,
Christ is God,
Christ is God,
God, God, God...
--Jewish Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some lox and bagels,
And I put some cream cheese on them and,
Christ isn't God,
He's just not God,
He's a really nice guy but don't get carried away...
--Atheist Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself a whole box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
'Cause I just don't care anymore,
And there is no God,
Sorry about that,
Your Grandma's in the ground and her soul's stayin' there...
--Agnostic Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some organic wheat puffs,
And I put some soy milk on them and,
There might be a God,
There's really no way to know,
He might be a fish or he might be a spoon...
All I wanted was a song about oatmeal.
-Christian Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some oatmeal,
And I put some raisins on it and,
Christ is God,
Christ is God,
God, God, God...
--Jewish Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some lox and bagels,
And I put some cream cheese on them and,
Christ isn't God,
He's just not God,
He's a really nice guy but don't get carried away...
--Atheist Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself a whole box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
'Cause I just don't care anymore,
And there is no God,
Sorry about that,
Your Grandma's in the ground and her soul's stayin' there...
--Agnostic Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some organic wheat puffs,
And I put some soy milk on them and,
There might be a God,
There's really no way to know,
He might be a fish or he might be a spoon...
All I wanted was a song about oatmeal.
-Christian Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some oatmeal,
And I put some raisins on it and,
Christ is God,
Christ is God,
God, God, God...
--Jewish Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some lox and bagels,
And I put some cream cheese on them and,
Christ isn't God,
He's just not God,
He's a really nice guy but don't get carried away...
--Atheist Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself a whole box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
'Cause I just don't care anymore,
And there is no God,
Sorry about that,
Your Grandma's in the ground and her soul's stayin' there...
--Agnostic Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some organic wheat puffs,
And I put some soy milk on them and,
There might be a God,
There's really no way to know,
He might be a fish or he might be a spoon...
All I wanted was a song about oatmeal.
-Christian Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some oatmeal,
And I put some raisins on it and,
Christ is God,
Christ is God,
God, God, God...
--Jewish Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some lox and bagels,
And I put some cream cheese on them and,
Christ isn't God,
He's just not God,
He's a really nice guy but don't get carried away...
--Atheist Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself a whole box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
'Cause I just don't care anymore,
And there is no God,
Sorry about that,
Your Grandma's in the ground and her soul's stayin' there...
--Agnostic Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some organic wheat puffs,
And I put some soy milk on them and,
There might be a God,
There's really no way to know,
He might be a fish or he might be a spoon...
All I wanted was a song about oatmeal.
-Christian Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some oatmeal,
And I put some raisins on it and,
Christ is God,
Christ is God,
God, God, God...
--Jewish Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some lox and bagels,
And I put some cream cheese on them and,
Christ isn't God,
He's just not God,
He's a really nice guy but don't get carried away...
--Atheist Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself a whole box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
'Cause I just don't care anymore,
And there is no God,
Sorry about that,
Your Grandma's in the ground and her soul's stayin' there...
--Agnostic Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some organic wheat puffs,
And I put some soy milk on them and,
There might be a God,
There's really no way to know,
He might be a fish or he might be a spoon...
All I wanted was a song about oatmeal.
-Christian Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some oatmeal,
And I put some raisins on it and,
Christ is God,
Christ is God,
God, God, God...
--Jewish Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some lox and bagels,
And I put some cream cheese on them and,
Christ isn't God,
He's just not God,
He's a really nice guy but don't get carried away...
--Atheist Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself a whole box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
'Cause I just don't care anymore,
And there is no God,
Sorry about that,
Your Grandma's in the ground and her soul's stayin' there...
--Agnostic Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some organic wheat puffs,
And I put some soy milk on them and,
There might be a God,
There's really no way to know,
He might be a fish or he might be a spoon...
All I wanted was a song about oatmeal.
-Christian Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some oatmeal,
And I put some raisins on it and,
Christ is God,
Christ is God,
God, God, God...
--Jewish Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some lox and bagels,
And I put some cream cheese on them and,
Christ isn't God,
He's just not God,
He's a really nice guy but don't get carried away...
--Atheist Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself a whole box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
'Cause I just don't care anymore,
And there is no God,
Sorry about that,
Your Grandma's in the ground and her soul's stayin' there...
--Agnostic Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
And I got myself some organic wheat puffs,
And I put some soy milk on them and,
There might be a God,
There's really no way to know,
He might be a fish or he might be a spoon...
All I wanted was a song about oatmeal.
This is really offensive! I'm writing an email to flip anim and reporting :( I'm not cristian but this is just BAD!
Excuse me what the ****
My whole family is chiristian and also me
I doesen't offend me but it offends a lot of people
It really doesn't.
We people on FlipAnim get the drill and just play along with these trolls.
Bruh. STFU. no one asked for your opinion. Why don't YOU go pray to the GODDAMN lord and get your own respect back *****.
O lord may karma get on this Unworthy person.
I may not be Christian but I respect and keep my boundaries you should do that them to.
Im just praying that they turns directions and that I wont find them in hell.
wtf you total ***** I am a Christian and everything in the bible is true. You should shut up and let people be their religions. Also, I'm being merciful you bastard. You should die but I'm being nice. SO KIDNLY DELETE THI ACCT AND ALL ITS PROJECTS.
Just stop. I’m don’t really have a religion so I can’t say anything bruh but just stop. It’s not nice and u are hurting people’s feelings so stop. The only thing I worship is McDonald’s lol but anyway... I’m trying to make this nice but I’m getting angry here. Ur advertising everywhere and one on my bros so stop now.
Alright, there is a God, he is The God, he is My God, he is the one most worship, he is no human, he is God, he has a son, his son is Jesus, Jesus is God, the three godhead: God, Jesus, The Holy Spirit.
Stop trying to get people out of their religion, Christians are not my favorite Religion but I'm not going around saying their a- holes. So leave them alone and live your own life.
God bless thee and help you stop this nonsense.