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tom and mai- too loud
Ninjago Dorks
V for Vendetta
Blink
rp w/ captian pippy(pip)
by:
chcolate10 
362
362
28.04.2021
310 comments
captain-pippy
28.04.2021 03:33
Linkeyo :D
chcolate10[OP]
28.04.2021 03:34
Link:)
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Rp chain below?
captain-pippy
28.04.2021 03:41
Linkyuh okie!!
I actually have phone curfew now,, sorry
chcolate10[OP]
28.04.2021 03:42
LinkOh,,
Ok.
We can conuie later'
captain-pippy
28.04.2021 16:15
LinkHeyhey im back :'D sorry i kept on leaving yesterday,,
chcolate10[OP]
28.04.2021 16:16
Linknah,, your good!!
The bar was crowded and noisy, but all Ariadne could see was the newcomer, as she started, the newcomer has caught her eye and she waved sloppily, for she was drunk. Very drunk.
As she waved, she took another drink from the whiskey glass she was holding.
Priest saw Ariadne wave, but figured she was drunk. Which was what they came here to do.
They ordered a strong drink, and waited to be served.
Priest looked at them up and down
"Thanks, you look like a mess"
They drank a bit of their newly arrived drink
"You need a ride home,,"
She finishes their drink and then hands the glass back to the bartender, paying.
"I'll take you home"
They put on their coat
"But don't get any funny ideas, okay?"
They smirk, and wink playfully
They chuckle
"Come here,,"
They grab Ariadne's arm gently, put it around their neck, and she wraps her arm around her waist
"Ariadne for now,, when I feel more manly(kirishima is that you?!?!) its Ariad. My other is Ari."
They nod in understanding.
"Cool."
They set Ariadne in the passenger seat and give them a water bottle
Sitting down behind the wheel, they ask, "So do you want me to drive to your place, or do you wanna crash at mine? My roommate's out on a tournament."
"Yours,. please.."
They seem sad, and a scared expression fixes on her face
"I,, I really don't want to go back.."
Priest glances at them, and starts to drive.
"....okay. Well, whatever it is, you can stay until you have to. It's a short drive to my place. Drink your water, I don't want you having a bad hangover tomorrow."
"Thank you, sweetie."
She unscrews the cap of her water, spills some but takes a sip
Priest scoffs at the nickname
"Of course, babe~"
They wink seductively and playfully
They chuckle and pull in front of a decently sized house
"Home again, home again"
They go to help Ariadne out of the car and to the door
Oh my god I love it! 'Mi' currently-lady!pfft-))
She laughs a breathy laugh
"Funny."
hehe why thank you-))
"Heh, come on"
They carefully lead Ariadne into their house, and then their bedroom
"Thanks"
They lead Ariadne to their bed and help them on, accidentally landing on top of them
Priest chuckles, kisses Ariadnes hand, then gets up
"I should go to the couch.... youre drunk, and i can feel that gin hitting me. Night night."
"Hey Ariade"
They smile back and hand him a glass of water
"Hows that headache?"
"It's.. better."
He takes it and drinks it, and sets the glass down, and hops out of bed
"Have anu clothes I could use? I don't wanna wear these al day,,"
He points to the crop top and shorts and fishnet stockings he's wearing
"It's not that I don't like them.. but,, y'know, I wanna be more manly today"
"i think they look great on you, but im betting you havent changed in over 24 hours, so go ahead and take your pick. Dressers right there"
"Thanks hun."
He walks over and opens the dresser doors
~a few minutes later~
He walks out wearing a red shirt tucked into blue jeans, which he used some skizzors on and ripped himself, his hair up in a bun
"What do you think?"
Priest looked him up and down
"I think you tore my jeans. But it looks good."
"yeah,, I did. Thanks."
He takes a small bottle out his pocket (hair dye) and spritzed some on his bangs, they had turned teal
"there we go.."
"Thanks baby.. I would look better if we were togther~"
Smooth,, I didn't know I could do that-))
AJXJXJSS I CHOKED ON MY BANANA POPSICLE))
Priest snorted
"Smooth. But this accessory costs some money"
Its okay sjxhxusjd that was incredible how are you so smooth))
They quirked an eyebrow and smirked
".....that was good. Youve got me speechless"
They put a hand to their forehead to fake flustered
I don't know I've never flirted beforeee))
"Hah."
He smiles and says
"where to now, babe?"
Hwjdncd youre a pro))
Priest walks into the kitchen
"First things first: breakfast. I can cook or we can go out. What do you think?"
They squint, thinking
"Uhhhh. Pancakes, eggs, bacon, cereal,, smoothies, and maybe some crappy crepes with some instructions,,"
"Pancakes it is!"
They grin and get out ingredients
"I hope you don't expect kn me doing this by myself"
"hmp"
he trys to reach the chocolate chips from the pantry but is to short
"LIFT ME UP PLEASEEE!"
Priest laughs
"Jeez, okay!!"
They grab Ariade by the waist and lift them up to the counter
He blushes and grabs the chocolate chips
"these,, these go into the oanckaes"
Priest smirks, hums, and grabs the bag of chocolate chips, their fingertips brushing his.
"If thats what you want"
"m-mhm.. I would mind eating you instead.."
HOLY CRAP WTF DID I JUST DO))
THAT WAS NOT WHAT I WANTED BUT OK,, AAAAAAAA THAT WAS SO FRICKING SMOOTTHHHHH AAAAAA))
ASMDJDJWHDHCUDJEDNDNSIDICUFJD WOW))
Priest's face flustered.
"You've,, got style"
They turned quickly and got to work on mixing the ingredients
They squeeze their eyes shut
"I just met you yesterday,," they say playfully
"mhm,,"
He grows sad and let's go,
"Im sorry, I grow on people to easily.."
Priest turns around, putting their hands on his shoulders
"Hey, no, it's totally fine!! I dont mind, you're really cool, and i think you're hot, i wanna hang out with you!!"
"Thanks bunny..WAIT WHAT?! YOU THINK IM HOT?! EEEEE! Thankyousomuchiloveyou"
He gets up and wipes tears from his eyes and hugs Priest
Priest hugs back
"That was a quick mood change,, haha."
They blush madly
"yeah,, I guess.."
He suddleny jumps up
"one sec,, do you have makeup here?"
"Yeah, of course. I wore some last night, that eyeliner was so hot"
They turn back to the pancake mix and start to cook them
"Should be some in the dresser next to my bed!"
"thanks!"
A few minutes later, he comes back, small white hearts decorating his cheeks, and eyeliner to fish the look
"I--what do you think? Its the first time i was allowed to wear makeup since.. well, what do you think?"
Priest checks him out, smiles, then looks away to hide their blush
"I think you look great,,"
"thanks bunny!"
He pauses
"you,, you won't mind when I switch right? Like become a girl, or non-binary? A lot of people that I've dated have stopped liking me when I do that.."
"Of course i wont mind. Im omnisexual as h*ll, dude"
They chuckle
"You seem pretty set on this dating thing. Wanna go get some dinner later today? You can crash here again afterwards"
"Then we will"
They wink
Then, turning to Ariade, they say "Hey watch this:"
They perfectly flip a pancake on the pan
Ariade's face lights up in awe
"Your so cool.."
He suddenly takes a spare spoon and takes a large spoon out of the batter bowl and eats it
"Yummy!"
"Hey, there are eggs in that!! Thats no cookie batter!"
They run some cold water on their hand and flick it at Ariade's face
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He smiles apologetically
"sorry bunny, buts its down the hatch already"
They roll their eyes
"Ugh, you can only eat one, the pancake batter or me~"
They poke Ariade's face playfully
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"uhm.. when we go out,, could I,, could I use a coat? I don't really want these rn.."
He presses his shirt against his chest(he still has bewbs, he hasn't gotten a binder yet
Priest blinks as they set the table
"Oh!! Yeah, of course! I could always get you a binder, you know? I'm sure i might have one in your size...."
"thanks bunny,, thank you so much."
He smiles and burys his face into Priests chest
"One,, one second bunny!"
He leans over the sink and wretches(vomits)
From the batter))
"i--i'm O-"
He wretches again
"Ugh.."
He starts to cry
"I-im sorry about this.."
"No, no, babe, its alright, theres nothing wrong,,"
They rub circles on his back reassuringly
"thank you.."
He had stopped wretching
"can you get me some paper towel please?"
They tore off some paper towels from under the sink and handed it to him
Gtg,, night))
"Its okay babe, you can do that, just not too much and not right after you drank a lot last night okay?"
They went to set the table
"Thanks bunny."
He trails behind priest, like a lost puppy
"thanks for letting me stay here.."
"Of course, you needed it. Besides, who knows where our relationship will go"
They wink as they set the syrup on the table
"Aw, nice to hear you think im hot"
They smile, pour milk into their glass, and sit down.
"Now. Let's eat, shall we?"
He pulls a small bag out of his pocket and hands him a note that says
'come back home.'
Priest looks at it, and they think for a long time.
"Do you wanna go back home?"
"Then stay. No one can hurt you with me around"
They place their hand on Ariade's hand
He sobs into preists shirt fir a few minutes and then calms down
"oh no.. I stained your shirt.."
The white hearts that had been on his cheeks were smeared all over their shirt and his face
"Its okay babe,, i can just change"
They wipe off Ariade's tears and smudged makeup
"Put the rest of the stuff in the washing machine please,,"
Priest kisses his nose, then walks off to their room. They take off their shirt halfway, revealing their skin and bra
A minute later, they walk back out with a crop top
"Ha, you saw that, huh?"
He slides off the shirt he was wearing and *surprise, suprise*
He has a bra,,
He dumps it in the basket and goes to the closet and grabs a mha shirt
"you can look now"
He pulls a green bandaid out of his pocket and puts it on his nise
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"is there Boba around here?'
He glances down at his chest
"will people think im a girl..?"
"There is definitely boba around here. And no babe, do you wanna use one of my old binders? I can buy you one later"
They smile, genuinely, and go grab an old binder
"Here. This is from when i was short, so maybe it'll fit you."
They wink
"Rude!"
He trys on the binder
"thank you bunny, it fits!"
Gn dally!))
Yes! Sorry i had to leave ;w; ))
Priest smiles. "You look good!! You're actually super flat.."
They think, then grab Ariade by the shoulders
"Listen: don't do sports in this. Do some stretches every once in a while, especially when you unbind. Do your best to have a proper posture, drink lots of water but not too much, and don't bind longer than about 7 hours. Okay?"
"would you,, would you love me no matter what?"
he brushes his hair out of his face, he looks ashamed
Priest keeps a hand on Ariade's shoulder, and puts another on his face, tipping his face to look up at them
"Babe,, I did just meet you.... I'm sure I like you, but I dunno about love. I need to hang out with you more,, and I really /really/ want to. But of course,, I will be here for you no matter what. And I think maybe I could love you.."
They smile, reassuringly
"oh..thanks then."
His mood had dropped more and he walked out the door
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Priest pursed their lips, then acted on instinct
"Wait-"
They grab him by the wrist, as gently as possible, and pull him in close
"Please,, no"
Priest closes the gap, and firmly but carefully presses their lips against his
They pull back after a few seconds, and stare at Ariade
"....let's go get boba,,"
He flushed red and his nose starts to bleed
"B-be r-r-right back.."
He goes and grabs a tissue and wipes his nose
Priest giggles, then has to hide their face from being flustered
"Yeah,, me too,,"
They run to the bathroom and come out a few minutes later
"Yeah,, sorry, bean. Want me to give you a quick makeover before we go? Your makeup is smudged.."
They work quickly, and eventually finish
"Done!" They seem proud
The makeup looks smth like this: https://www.byrdie.com/thmb/p3cpAi_G4SuwcHtW-ELr5RiIUCI=/3999x2666/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/2019-e--people-s-choice-awards---arrivals-1186835566-490459067b5c49cea2e5d25c2f4e54af.jpg
just in case youre curious :3 ))
I know what it means sdklfajsdl))
Priest laughs
"You're acting like a tsundere. Now let's go get that boba, okay?"
"Let's go!!"
He walks out the door and is amazed by all the flowers
They lead them to the car and take out their phone as they sit behind the wheel
"Ok, we have a boba place here, here, and here" They point at places on the map
"Which one do you wanna go to?"
They scrunch their face and giggle
"Babe im drivingggg, dont make me kiss you~"
They come to a stoplight that had just turned red, and they blush and sigh
"Rules are rules."
They smile at Ariade, embarrassed
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If you want to redraw it in any way,, go ahead!))
"Yeah, im ready hunny bunny"
"Alright then!"
They walk up to the counter
"Hi! Can I get a tea boba for him," they point to Ariade "And a........ strawberry boba for me?"
They pay and then walk back to Ariade
"I'm glad you like it!"
The boba arrives
"Let's see-"
He try's to peel off the top
"Like that?"
"I- I guess??"
They take a sip of the boba
"Mmmmmmmm, that's really good...."
He had finished peeling off the top
"Oh,, I messed up-"
He points to instructions on a chalk board that day
'just poke the straw in'
"Just poke the straw in then"
They take a few more sips
"Need some help putting a straw into a cup?"
"Nah-"
He puts the straw in and takes a sip
"Wow! This is ssooo good!"
"Oh shoot.... what can i do,,? Wanna be an obnoxious couple right in front of them?-"
He mutters "play along,"
"Yeah.. She was such a b!tch, didnt even get the order right.."
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"Dang, i cant believe shed do that."
They go to hold his hand
"Especially to someone like you, babe"
"your so sweet,"
He glances back and whispers,
"looks like she's still here, wanna get mochi?"
Brb))
"Oh h*ll yeah"
They walk up to the counter, order and pay for 4 strawberry mochis, and walk back
"Here they are baby!" they say, loud enough for Ariade's ex to hear
"thanks hunny bunny!"
he smiles and kisses them on the cheek, then the lips
Priest giggles, and holds Ariade's face
"Kiss me again," they whisper ",for good measure,,?
They hold the kiss a bit longer this time, tilting their head to the side a little
When they pull back, they blush
"....do you think they bought it?"
"What was that?"
They look at Ariade hotly, popping a whole mochi in their mouth
"Come on," they say after swallowing the mochi "You cant hide anything from me babe~"
They quirk an eyebrow and chuckle
"Wow,, okay then.... you're easily flustered. Its cute."
"I-I-am not!"
they slouch down and then sit back up
"ah right, binder"
"It issss"
They drink more of the boba
"I cant resist anything strawberry flavor."
Priest looks down
"I was expecting to blow off some steam.... Only got a shot of something strong. I dunno, ah.... My dad called me yesterday.... he kind of left when i was born. he didnt want a kid with a d*ck and boobs,," they laugh nervously
"Its okay.... i was expecting to fall into a huge pit of despair, and instead i fell in love"
They wink, rather genuinely than flirtatiously
He starts to bawl and leans on the table
"i-im sorry.. Im making a sce-scene.."
They lurch forward, going to hold Ariade's arms
"Hey, hey, ariade, its okay.... do you wanna go to the bathroom to clean yourself up? Calm down a bit?"
He wails
"O-ok!!"
He gets up and runs to the bathroom, still sobbing
Casually takes pain out in a rp-))
Thats okay <3 ))
Priest follows close behind, locks the door forcefully, and goes to his back, rubbing circles on it gently
"im sorry that i started crying bunny.."
He leans over the bathroom sink, sobbing, makeup dripping down his face
"Its okay baby.... you need to cry, and crying is healthy. You aren't embarrassing me in anyway"
They smile reassuringly
"Can i help you, baby?"
They wipe his tears
"Whatever you want, babe"
They hold out their hand
"thanks,"
He sniffs and pulls a small scarf out of his pockets and wraps it around his neck
"im sorry"
He reaches towards their hand but then pulls back, flinching a bit
They kiss his forehead gently, and hold his hand
"Its alright baby, its okay."
"please let go.."
He suddenly seemed uncomfortable,, for what reason, no one, not even aridne himself knew.
They let go quickly
"Sorry! Sorry. Here, let's go. Take Señor fuzzle,,"
They hand him the rabbit stuffy, for comfort, and lead him out of the restaurant and to the car
"thats what you named him?!"
He laughs and ruffles priests hair
"thats cute,"
"Yeah, just,,"
They duck out of his touch a bit too quickly, and keep walking
"Lets get you home,,"
"Im fine, im fine,,"
They take a deep breath before holding the car door open for Ariade
"You could be sick,, I wanna take care of you, mk?"
They start the drive home, playing some soft lofi
"Close your eyes, you could get nauseous"
"I'm fine bunny,"
he still closed his eyes, and hugs Señor Fuzzles.
They pull up into the driveway
"Here,," they go to help him up and into the house
He coughs and wipes his nose
"I don't feel so great bunny,, it's like im getting punched.."
"Sh*t.... do you think you might be on your period,,?"
They help him onto the couch gently, and lay him down
they grab him a blanket, and a glass of water
"Need anything else? Painkillers, ice packet, cuddles, anything?"
"Yeah of course I have candy!! I got Reese's, M&Ms, Hershey's, Sour Patch Kids, Skittles...."
They rush to grab a few small bags of m&ms, then go back to Ariade, placing them on the coffee table in front of him
"Of course i do!! I have someone lovely to take care of again,,"
They look down
"So do you,, still wanna cuddle,,?"
"Yea! And,, if you don't mind me asking..?"
He opens an M&M bag and pops one into his mouth
They look down again, and sit next to him
"Well.... My mom was always kind of sick. I spent all my time with her,, and helping her made me feel better about herself. Shes not dead now,, but shes doing better, and she moved far away, and i cant see her anymore. Ive felt kind of.... empty, i guess, since she left. Im kind of a helper,, gives me something to do"
They smile slowly, and eventually smirk
"Its alright, i got you now," they whisper
And, kissing him back, they gently push Ariade against the couch
After kissing him for a few seconds, priest pulls back and wraps their arms around ariade, pulling the blanket over them both
A few minutes later, he wakes up, and gently taps on Priests shoulder