BAGUETTE *intense Aussie accent* BAGUETTE

(My god I deserve to die)

So I just saw a ****ing shark

Okay ima quote a Star Wars parody real quick

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

-Darth Helmet, spaceballs

I loved that movie

*cough*totallynot25ofmyfavoritedarthhelmetquotes*cough*

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o8XddGIaLaU

GaY fIsH

YES

DO IT

* insert the sound of a man screaming in gay fish*

Speech increased to 100

Me and my cousin, fighting in skyrim because we have the same first letter in our names https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM375qYhN0

No joke tho

I want to die now

My brother

*hug and cry*

I mean like sure I’m overly strong physically but mentally I am weak

And the reason I want to die is that I feel like I’m constantly breathing broken glass

Everything about my current existence is pain, I just want to current pain I feel the end and if that means death then I’m fine with that

Whenever I move it feels like someone’s hitting me in the chest with a baseball bat and believe me I know that feels like

I feel like every broken bone, every cut, every gash, every injury I’ve received over the last three years of abuse are fresh

But really I choose to feel the pain because I’d rather feel pain than nothing at all

I want to hide from reality, everything scares me now, I rarely talk to people anymore

Yeah, the only people I talk to are my closer friends

And at that it’s still rare for me to speak

*hug* yes you do Me

My friends are all figuratively dead

Except for u

I has a cold :(

Also I’m waiting to reach ten subscribers on youtube

Also, some prick at the beach thought it would be funny to push me into water (WITH MY PHONE AND MY JIMI HENDRIX SHIRT)

So I am pissed

And when he did that (and we talking like a dude in high school or college) I straight kicked him in the d**k

Just, you mess with my $500 dollar CoD mobile account, prepare to piss blood for a week

I have so many purple tier weapon and character skins

And now Caffeinated tea

So I saw something last night that actually scared me

So being a horror buff not much for scares me but this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=94lVyI-NS7s&t=228s It scares me

Miss Annity supercut

Like sure I’m a Jedi-knight-sith-Lord-drummer but I ain’t no spider woman killer

*hug in feer*

I just thought of something

And its ****ed up

Aren’t all 9/11 documentaries technically killcams?

(I so deserve to die and go to hell)

I’m not wrong

(Yes I do)

(*hug* yes)

(Okay but I am most definitely going to hell)

U is adorable

What, it’s true

I detect sarcasm

https://ibb.co/McNHsXc This proves my point

That you are adorable

:3

Sowwy :,3

*big sad*

So do i

My ribs feel broken

Same

I still have a lot of tea

How

*yeets half gallon of caffeine tea at u*

:D

https://ibb.co/jkcBF4j

God damn I will do it

So i didn’t it and one sip away from draining the glass I nearly threw up lmao

I did it*

I regret nothing

I can barely see but that’s fine

No there’s a s**t ton of caffeine in my system that’s why I can’t see

I think

So I’m going to eat the most American thing I could find A burger

Because that’s an American thing right?

I wouldn’t know, I climbed a wall to get here 😂

What, you don’t know I’m Mexican

GalaticNugget24.06.2020 20:02LinkReportDelete *hug* i'm glad it made you a little happy. But i'm honestly not joking. Come to ireland,you'll be happier! I'll teach you how to speak portuguese,you could try british candy haha ♡

I knew

I have many doubts about that, for example I’m a Mexican that speaks ****ing Japanese

O d I n

I’m sorry lmao

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GiVe

GiVe It To Me

YES

Wait here *throws my phone number at you*

I will say it

isn't it midnight over there?

DYLAN GO TO DIDDLY DARN SLEEP

DYLAN NO

STOP IT

BRO NO

*worried husband slides on in* Darling, handsome, hun, husband, my love- Go sleep. Please and thank you ❤️

But- your not tired cause the blue light on your device Your body is actually tired but your brain is like “Screen drugs wooooo” Why did I put it that way,, oh well. Pleaaasseeeee please pleaaasssee go sleep? ❤️❤️❤️

grandpa-child-being can you help my grandpa sleeping

i think grandpa-child-being is on his way to help you sleeping

then hug him when he arrives

he's not responding for a quite of time now, maybe, maybe not

But- your not tired cause the blue light on your device Your body is actually tired but your brain is like “Screen drugs wooooo” Why did I put it that way,, oh well. Pleaaasseeeee please pleaaasssee go sleep? ❤️❤️❤️