Ebony and some nameless high elf lady went to a weird cave, wandered into a waterfall, found a human sacrifice table, ebony lit a candle, a door opened, they went in. There was a piece of gold with the word: "SHINY" engraved on it. The two laugh at this ridiculous lure attempt. A scary lady emerges from the darkness and goes to attack them. aaaand ebony skuttles over and steals her sword from her. Easily. and the sword (being magic/cursed) breaks two of his fingers. then him and the high elf play hot potato with the sword, scary lady tackles ebony, high elf stabs scary lady with her own sword, then ebony yanks it out, killing scary lady, and then him and high elf talk about fighting for the sword then ebonys like "You can take the braclets and shiney rock. i just want the bone breaking cursed sword." "deal" elf lady then said. and then the sword turned into a necklace and he put it on, and it got stuck, he asked it to politely turn into the sword, it did, then he made it a bracelet, and then the two l

-left to go raid the goblins they'd killed earlier.

it twas fun.