Being the little socially awkward kid I am, I have had many embarressing moments talking to people, but those aren't what I'm gonna talk about. These moments have already scarred me once, let's make it twice by sharing them with the internet! Oh god.. I once cried in an episode of Futurama where the dog died. I was once called Mountain due to a misread and I went with it so the rest of the day this old lady called me Mountain. I once confused a pork restraunt with a supermarket. I was little and I was really interested in cults (still am, I don't want to join one but I want to learn about one) so I drew this creature and convinced my dad to go outside with me and burn it as a sort of worship thing to who knows what. my best irl friends first impression of me was a dinosaur. When we were in kindergarten on the first day he was wearing a dinosaur shirt and I literally walked up to him and roared at him. We are still friend to this day and he is the one that comes over to talk and hang out every thursday.