feed it some snacks and take it in as my own

-pet pet-

Run out of my room, SCREAM, shut the door, lock the front door on my way out, burn my possessions in the house, skip town, emigrate to a foreign country, kill someone is adopt their identity as my own and start a new life

I’d eat it.

Well I give it a good pat on the head of course

i would trap it in a jar and keep it as my best friend, d u h