this morning went suspiciously
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spaceguts[OP]
07.01.2019 11:16
Link-well
list of good things that happened after a stressful all-nighter:
-got out of bed and got ready in like 15 minutes and didn't rush and came out looking decent and not thinking "wow, what a fugly piece of shit i am" when i looked in the mirror
-hair isn't the windows pipes screensaver today
-i didn't burn my fingertips off on my bagel like i always do, it didn't fall off the counter and i got jUst the right amount of butter for it to taste good
-there was ****ing. french toast coffee in the coffee maker instead of just normal coffee
-im not even that tired why did i make coffee
this morning was too good,, there's gonna be like a school shooting today or something i swear
but hey! the violent optimist in me says that if there is a school shooting, someone i hate will die! yay!
or even better, ill die and rid this planet of the incurable plague that has been killing the planet for 13 years, and whoever shot me will become like a hero or whatever and my death will make someone famous!
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spaceguts[OP]
07.01.2019 11:16
Link-nd ill die!
spaceguts[OP]
07.01.2019 11:22
Linkalso im a little too proud of that "hair isn't windows pipe screensaver" thing can someone like
clap or something
it doesn't have to be genuine i just wanna feel semi appreciated thanks if anyone actually does it uwouwuowuow