"You're kinda like my Watson. You tag along, ask no questions, and everyone thinks you're gay!" "Blood is thicker than water. I would know, I've seen a lot of blood in my life. Bit to much for the norm." "Okay so I might have put my laptop in the toaster but it was totally for science reasons and not because I was bored I swear." "Nice to meet you Vul, I'm someone who doesn't want you to look at my phone in case you're a cop." "I think I'm depressed." "Okay, I see what you mean by mood swings now." "I'm sorry I upset you, but not about kicking you in your shin. You deserved that." "Ooh, I love a good debt on my part! It's the funnest way to blackmail people because they owe me something!" "Welcome to the house of insanity. Can I get you anything to drink?"