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happy birthday donita~
wwyd?(lemme type
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LexiLovesChara 
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13.11.2019
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LexiLovesChara[OP]
13.11.2019 14:20
Linkyour walking home and you take a shortcut through a dark alley. suddenly you see a shadow. you approach closer and see Lexi with a needle an thread. you notice she is smiling and also noticed her mouth sewed into a smiling position.
wwyd?
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hangman jack: *whacks her in the head with his chain, hopefully knocking her out*
hangman jack: welp guess we gotta do this the hard way *grabs her by the arm using her powers, HOPEFULLY THIS TIME SHE GOES DOWN*
(LOSSES BRAINCELLS READING THIS CUZ I DONT GET IT)
Lexi: hehe. that tickles
hangman jack: fine.... *picks her up bridal style and starts walking*
hangman jack: somewhere and can you get ur hand out of my pocket that is very rude
(shes going in her pocket)
Lexi: *grabs her needle and thread*
(shes going in her pocket)
Lexi: *grabs her needle and thread*
hangman jack: *opens the door and plops her on the ground* HEY EVERYONE I FOUND SMILE DOG A GRILFRIEND XD
slender man: *appears* jack.... stop bringing rando- oh.....
jeff de killa: whats up with that edgy furry
jeff the killer: soo.. what exactly are you... AND Y THE HELL DONT YOU HAVE A NECK
slenderman: jeff..... manners
ticci toby: h-hello kitty :)
Lexi: 1. i am to many things to count. my creator still cant make up her mind
2. hello
Lexi: 1. i am to many things to count. my creator still cant make up her mind
2. hello
hangman jack: *gets up and shakes off the dust* lexi.. theise are the creepy pastas.... i will get you a room in a little bit
hangman jack: *goes upstairs*
LJ: wanna lollipop lil kitty?
EJ: .... *quietly eats a kidney*
LJ: *gives her a lollipop* UwU
jeff: im hungry.....
Hangman Jack: *floats downstairs* sorry all the rooms were full lexi.. ur gonna have to share a room with jeff
Hangman jack: hey.. LJ Lexi u wanna go rob the candy store? OwO
LJ: HELL YES
LJ: *grabs a huge bagful of candy* >:D
Hangman Jack: *raids the cash register*
worker: ;-;
Hangman Jack: *found a nerf gun and shot LJ in the arm* >:D
LJ: :0 HOW DARE U XD
Lexi: *gets up* Oooo *uses her magic and the thread wraped around the nerf gun*
Lexi: *pulls it out his hand* let me try *shoots jack with it* pew pew
hangman jack: AH WHAT THE HELL WOMAN *hides behind the counter*
LJ: *found a nerf gun and shoots Lexi* >:D
Lexi: AY! >:) *shoots LJ* TAKE THAT!
(that worker is probably like: what is my life)
Lexi: *grabs the worker and uses them as a sheild* *shoots jack*
worker: X_X
jack: AH I HAVE BEEN KILLED *plays dead*
LJ: *shoots lexi* HOW DARE U KILL MY FRIEND
Lexi: I think the workers already dead so.. *teleports out the way of the foam bullets*
hangman jack: XD ok lex u can stop playing dead now
LJ: yep war is over
k)
hangman jack: ......... now what?
lj: eat all this candy and get sugar high as hell owo?
Lexi: yes. first to get back with the candy wins *snatches the candy and ran off*
Lexi: *holds on tight to it* GET OFF MEHHHH *she transformed into a cheetah and ran*
LJ: I WILL RIP YOU TO SHREADS-
hangman jack: LJ chill XD there is tons more candy you can take
LJ: WELL I DIDNT KNOW THAT >:C
hangman jack: ok dont you 2 start a fight or im telling slenderman
LJ: I WILL FRICKEN SHOVE CANDIE DOWN YOU-
hangman jack: *covered his mouth* ok CHILL OUT
LJ: *has been traumatized*
hangman jack: i think we should just go home now
LJ: *really close to HJ* O~O
hangman jack: dude chill it was just a threat -_-
LJ: *mumbles* female dog.....
hangman jack: BOTH U SHUT IT! IT WAS A ******* BAG OF CANDY
Stitchy Smiles: WELL THIS B*TCH DIDNT HAVE TO THREATEN ME! IM NOT EVEN PISSED ABOUT THE CANDY
*they arrive at the mansion*
Hangman Jack: *is very irritated*
LJ: >:C
Hangman Jack: ok.. LJ u just go back upstairs and calm down ok...
LJ: fiiinnnneeee *stomps up into his room*
LJ: *also slams his door*
Jeff: holy- Lex u good?
Hangman Jack: *flops on the couch*
Stitchy Smiles: well we where just robbing a candy store. I was threatened to have candy shoved down my "throat" and I threatned to shove *pulls out her needle* this up his ass
Stitchy Smiles: that is the exact look they gave me *puts it away*
jeff: that is less of a death threat and more..... innapropriate
LJ: nu >:'C
hangman jack: *sits next to him and pats him on the head* sorry buddy but ya cant threaten a edgy furry
jeff: you know what i mean -_-
LJ: BUT SHE FAKIN TOOK MI CANDY
hangman jack: it was a joke you turd ur a clown you should know how jokes work
LJ: fine...
Hangman Jack: thats a good boy *pats him on de head*
jeff: ...
Stitchy Smiles: *started randomly stiching the pillows for no reason*
Stitchy Smiles: *she could hear from miles away and heard Lj* okay now hes done it
Stitchy Smiles: *grabs her needle and thread* and it will be fun to
LJ: MPH *slams face on pillow*
slenderman: what is wrong now
Jeff: lexi is gonna kill LJ
Hangman Jack: wait W H A T
Stitchy Smiles: *goes to his room* hehehe *her third eye opened*
Stitchy Smiles: oh shut up *uses her power and the thread un-ravled wrapping around him*
Stitchy Smiles: now go ahead and smile for me *pulls out another thing of thread and a needle*
(AY WHERE HJ AND SM
gone reduced to atoms)
Slenderman: LEXI! LJ!
LJ: *sigh of relief*
Hangman Jack: LEXI WHAT THE HELL *cuts the thread off LJ*
Stitchy Smiles: *third eye closes and blends in with her fur* what?
Hangman Jack: *pulls LJ away* WHAT IS GOING ON?
LJ: ;-;
Slenderman: you better have a good explanation young lady!
Hangman jack: YEAH SURE BUT YA DONT GO STITCH SOMEONE'S FAC- *realized he does the same thing* ...
Slenderman: look i get it you 2 hate eachother but that does not mean stitch their mouth shut save that for the humans
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Stitchy Smiles: *third eye opens again* then tell that cunt not to threaten us again *it closes* *whispers* third chill i got it
LJ: IM SORRY OK?!
Hangman jack: *puts hand on LJ's shoulder* .... just.. calm down ok
slenderman: no more lexi... if you want to stay you have to be chill
Stitchy Smiles: fine...and it stitchy smiles to you. *walks out*
Hangman jack: ok sir *grabs LJ's arm and takes him downstairs*
LJ: ...
Stitchy Smiles: *goes back to jeffs room and flops back on the bed*
Stitchy Smiles: *screeches in her pillow*
(ay i gotta get on the bus but i will come back when i connect to my friends hot spot
Stitchy Smiles: *started singing in her sleep* I will make you happy..I will make you happy....Or maybe you can be a lifeless body
Stitchy Smiles: *sang over and over again in her sleep*
(I would be hella creeped
there creepypastas the only thing they fear is fangirls....... *is a fangirl* DANGIT)
LJ: ODIFDOFIHDIUFH
HJ: *chews on some bones for no dang reason*
Stitchy Smiles: *starts having a nightmare*
(let's just say she's the only creepypasta that has fears of her backstory. I still need to figure that out
and everyone else is proud of it XD even HJ)
HJ: i want to kill something..... LJ U WANNA GO ON A KILLING SPREE?
LJ: NO
Stitchy Smiles: *all the thread she put away unravels and spreads around the room* nooo.....
jeff: fine *grabs a blowhorn and goes into his room*
HJ: -_- this is gonna be greeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaat
Stitchy Smiles: *the thread speed up in spreading around the house*
jeff: *blows the blowhorn as lod as possible*
Toby: WHAT THE FRICK JEFF
EJ: AAAAGHHH
Slenderman: JEFFERY!
Stitchy Smiles: *eyes bold open as all the thread went back in its place and since she was so alerted she kicked jeff into the wall* OH SHIT
LJ: *sleeping leanes up against HJ's shoulder*
HJ: ..... this is fine......
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jeff: *slides down the stair railng* LETS HAVE A PARTY >:D
HJ: NO
LJ: ok
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HJ: NO SLENDERMAN SPECIFICALLY SAID NO PARTIES AS LONG AS HE IS NOT HERE
jeff: but HJ he left you in charge.. can u lust let is slide?
LJ: ...
hj: fine... just if we get in trouble im not taking the blame
LJ: fair enough...
Jeff: KAY
HJ: ok.. now all you go nuts.. i 'll get the sin juice *goes into the kitchen*
Jeff: PARTY TIMMMMEEE *jumps on de couch*
Stitchy Smiles: I will decorate. *grabs her colored thread and it has all the colors* what colors do you guys want?
Stitchy Smiles: kk *puts the rest away accept red and uses her power and decorates all downstairs with red thread*
HJ: *puts de sin juice on de table*
ben: WHAT DA HECC IS YOU DOIN IM TRYNA PLAY SUPER MARIO HERE
Stitchy Smiles: NOBODY GIVES A SH*T. WE ARE BOUT TO PARTY *sees the sin juice* im bout to get hella drunk
ben: great now we have 3 DRUNKS
HJ: TwT i bet i can get more drunk tha-
jeff: I CAN GET MORE DRUNK THAN BOTH OF U
Stitchy Smiles: *uses her magic thread and wraps it around 100 and chugs it all down*
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(holy-
Stitchy Smiles: nah bruh i was playin...*she attemped to stand up*
Stitchy Smiles: *she was awake but still drunk sense she drank 100 sin drinks* mmmmmm~
(epicly wondering where slendy is)
Stitchy Smiles: *tries standing up again feeling tired and weak*
slenderman: *comes home* I HAVE RETURNED CHILDR- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!
HJ: d-da penguin w-was elected *hic* president
Stitchy Smiles:n-no it was the *hic* unicorn stoopid *fell over again*
slenderman: I SPARED YOU, LET YOU STAY HERE, AND TRUSTED YOU ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY BE IN CHARGE OF THE OTHERS AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!
HJ: uh oh......
LJ: is it safe to come out now @^@
slenderman: *cleaning the floor* yes LJ
Stitchy Smiles: *she had that same dream again and her thread started spreading around the house again*
slenderman: *chucks her thread in a box*
HJ: *came back with some hangover pills* sup
Stitchy Smiles: *growls in her sleep*
(epic gamer moment. i just wanted to say that idk why
HJ: ......
slenderman:... i'll get a trash can *goes into the kitchen*
