4 StickWorld!!!
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anini48
25.05.2019 22:15
LinkYes!
1: Ahhh! Such a beautiful day
The sun's shining in a beautiful way
2: Gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and
Life is ultimately meaningless
Uhh... Uhh...
3: But I'll get out of the house
Get on the road, top down, hands out
4: Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm
The planet's being destroyed by your carbon emissions
5: But I- I-, I'll head to class
Try my best on every test ‘til I pass
6: And my grades are screaming in my face: Ayyyy
98% percent of what you learn is a waste
7: I get to hang out with all my friends
My friends are the friendliest friends
8: Can't think of a better way to spend my time
Your brain is flawed and all your friends will die
9: Never mind!
I'm alive in the greatest nation!
So proud of the exploitation of natives
10: This graceful bird means freedom for all
Tell that to the slaves, and bald eagles aren't bald
11: I can live in the moment, milk every second
At any time you could get clinical depression
12: But I'll just be happy, no matter what's in store
It's quite genetic and we have no cure
13: Uh, at least
We are young
Not for long
Life is fun
It only goes downhill
14: We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it
Or you'll regret it
We are young
For now
15: Life is fun
For some people
We gotta make the most of it, Make the most of it
Good luck
16: Woo! I got a brand new job today!
Doin stuff that'll help the economy
17: I'll save money and buy things at the store
Banks can crash and capitalism is flawed
18: And it's all because of my hard work
And the thousand advantages you lucked into at birth
19: I put a lotta effort in my resume!
Good thing you don't have a black person's name
20: I'm proud to be a functioning member of society
Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be
21: Part of the community, contribute with my tax
What could possibly stop me?
The shrinking middle class
AAAHHHHHHHHH!
22: I've at least got a nice stable job
Until it's outsourced to China or replaced by a robot
23: OH GOD- Well then I could relax a bit
You'll be empty with nothing to distract from it
24: But man I'm a passionate graduate
I can be different and I have a career paths to pick from
25: I could be a rapper or an animator if I'm lucky
Neither of those will make you happy, trust me
26: I'm able to choose what I pursue
You're a slave to people born richer than you
27: Then screw it, I'll keep going in
Then I'll party on the weekend and sing
28: WoahWoahWaHAAAAAA!
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Thanks to autotune
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29: We are young
Not for long
Life is fun
It only goes downhill
30: We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it
Or you'll regret it
We are young
We still die
31: Life is fun
Until you die
We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it
Because you'll die
32: Life is a wonder
You'll never know the answer
Nature is a miracle
Natural disasters
33: It's good to be alive
You could wake up with cancer
But I'm healthy
Healthy people still get cancer
34: I love this show
It's the last episode
The sun is shining
It's going to explode
35: Every species is beautiful and unique though
Children have malaria thanks to mosquitoes
I met a cute girl with a ponytail
Statistically that relationship is going to fail
36: I have a wonderful family, it's like no other
You're not special and one day you'll bury your mother
No matter what happens I can find a home!
We. Will All. Die. Alone
37: There's amazing potential in every human on earth
There's no escaping the heat death of the universe
38: I don't have to live life based on negative parts
No matter how bad they are, they're just thoughts!!!
...
Yeah that's fair
39: Wait really?
Yeah that seems reasonable
Wait, wait, wait, wait but you were just telling me-
Whatever man, I dunno, live your life how you want
40: I'm not forcing you to do anything, I'm just saying
Oh...
Well in that case...
41: We are young!
Life is fun!
We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!
We are young!
42: Life is fun!
We gotta make the most of it! Make the most of it!
Enjoy it while it lasts.