me: * le pops up , hopefully not starling anyone * ello

*a knock is heard at the door*

me: ello good sir, * brushes off not-really-suspicous dust off sweater * mind if i join you?

( wow barely got started XD

(okay) Octagon: Hello! *is holding me under her arm* Me: help

Me:.. who dat.. * points at Octogon * and EPIC, fend for urself ;D

Me: I cant, Erik told me I have to stay with her. Octagon: I'm Octagon, and this little bean here is Keaton (my actual name)

Me: mmkay... * slithers under couch * ima hide here...

Me: Okay, mate. Octagon: Okay. *sits down*

Me: * under couch * i found... soomtim... * pokes a entire yarn ball out *

Alan: *falls form the ceiling*

*from icant spell

Me: who fell from cieling now??

Alan: tIs mE *coughs and falls flat on the floor*

me: oh.. hewo.. * wiggles out from under couch , yarnball in mouth *

Alan: when ur boyfriend opens dere house 2 people I gotta go. I'm always over here.

*my not ur le l

me:....* inhale * Boi-

Alan: It's like this place has a gravitational pull on meeee

Octagon: Oh! Who might you be? Me: boi. Alan, what are you talking about?

me:... * throws yarn at wall , then runs at it then becomes a fiesty cat with the yarnball *

Alan: This house pulls me to ittt *slowly gets up and pretends to fall again* aCk I cAnT gEt uP!!11!!1!

y u pretend to fall boi? * bites yarnball *

Me: ALAN BOI, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR GRAVITAIONAL PULL TOWARDS EARTH?

Alan: i dOn'T kNoW aaaAAaA *gets up* Jk. *turns and slips, landing on floor face first* Oh crap.

me: XD * curls up batting yarnball with paws *

Me: Grate. I'm currently being held captive by a crazy fangirl. (I have a OC which likes me like a mother :I)

(its Octagon)

(its Octagon)

(gosh dangit)

( i know the struggle , Web is like a gaurdian around me XD )

Alan: cRap i think i'm actually stuck here-

Me: *gets up and tries to pick up Alan or at least get him up*

me: Alan, i swear if your stuck , imma feel so bad-

Alan: O heck thank ya.

Me: *struggling* Hey Oct, can I have some help? Octagon: Sure! *runs over and assists me in helping Alan*

Me: im alredy feelin bad XD

Alan: Aha.

me: welp, R.I.P Alan. sorry i cant help you , im scared my claws will steb you...

( u forgot me XD forever alone )

Me: Eyy, Matt! Octagon: Matt! *Runs over and hugs him because shes like that*

me: i dunno , he cant get up-maybe..

Alan: My gravity isn't working-

Octagon: *Stops* Sorry ^ᴥ^.

Me:hmmm-R>I>P

Octagon: *tries to help Matt*

Alan: hNn nN EVERYTH I NG WO N T MO VE *he's being pulled but won't budge*

(k, mate.)

Alan: it's what I get ha h-

Me: *pulls a crowbar out of backpack and tries to pry Alan off the ground*

( kay ) Me: welp, my show here is done * bows * hope ya live Alan :D * backflips out window , no matter how high the aprtment is ,and wut the window is blocked with if, it is, lives landing and runs , while window regenerates itself *

Alan: I'll pay for it *springs up* OH NOW YOU WORK DAMN IT

Me: Well. I'd help you pay but I only got about 20 bucks. *gives him the 20 bucks* Here ya go anyway

Me: *Shrugs and puts crowbar into backpack*

Alan: *shrugs* My realism hates me I guess. *Was totally not doing it on purpose*

Me: It does, yah.

Me: *sits on ground* Octagon: *Sits near Matt*

Alan: *sits on the floor* ... I'm in control dun worri

Paris- *knocks on the door, texting someone*

Me: I'll get the door *gets up and walks to door* Ny'ello.

Paris- *Blows some bubblegum* this is Matts residence, correct?

Me: Yup.

Paris- where is he?

Me: *steps aside and points to Matt*

Paris-*raises an eyebrow* Matt?

Me: *looks at Matt*

(I think Pom may be AFK)

(Son of a bully goat)

Billy*

(oh well. SMALL TALK!)

(Oh well)