1: So there was this rlly annoying kid in school, and kne time he paired his pencil and thre the stuff on my head, so I took his glue, he said, ew go clean that, so I licked my hand and rubbed it all over the glue stick, so then he was like, with water!!!1111!!! Then I went to the tap, not in the bathroom, and put loads of water on it, so he was like SCREEEEE WITH SOOAP! So I went and covered it in soap, so you probably wouldn’t even know that it was a glue stick, then he gave up

2:So one time that same kid tried to like idk get me to the ground or something, and when he did I grabbed him and just threw him down on the floor 3: So he doesn’t have a dad, so we wouldn’t bring that up, right? Well it was kind of the only way to stop him being a dickhead. One time we were rlly angry and just went Yea ok now we see why your dad left you 4: One time he called it double standards cuz he lost in tag. How does that work? 5: I’m legit rlly angry abt this one, and the next few, so we did a bake sale a few months ago in school, and he told an 8 YEAR OLD KID WITH AUTISM that he’d get super powers if he bought his muffin, like wow. That’s honestly a rlly ****ing scummy thing to do 6: One time he trust fell onto the wind, to look cool or something, he even yelled trust fall, but when nobody picked him up, cuz he told us not to, I dabbed on him as a joke. So then he put both of his legs around the back of my neck, cuz I was bending down, and then he takes my glasses and runs off with them, when

I caught up to him, he turned around with a leather skipping rope and whipped me in THE EYE with it. Like fr, I’m happy that we’re going to different secondary schools

Yea, like the one with the autistic kid actually made me sick