*plays the song "robot rock"* XDDDDDDD

WAIT! Wait. Wait. W a i t. *stops the music* I can't believe I'm doing this. XD *plays metal crusher*

Me: 3....2....1. *mettaton appears* *mumbles* i regret this. XD

(Who plays as mettaton) Me: *in mind: RUN B*TCH, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!* .^. XD

(Aw. Please. ;-; XD) Me: ! Wtfh. XD

Me: *teleports mettaton back to alphy's lab* *a giant pirate ship is flying in the air* Me: *in mind: oh damn, it's risky boots* RUN B*TCH, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!! *Runs*

(Now neither of us have to be mettaton. XD)

Me: *runs to you and grabs you by the hoodie* RUN! *runs away* Risky boots: *jumps down from the ship and tackles shantae*

Risky boots: *puts her sword up to shantae's neck* I got you now. >:)

Risky boots: you won't beat me this time! *inhales* *whistles like when people call out dogs in cartoons* *a mechanical claw grabs shantae and lifts her into risky boots' ship* Risky boots: *laughs hysterically*

Me: I don't think we can!! o-o *a giant spider runs torwards you* Me: *grabs you and r u n s* *the giant spider chases us* Risky boots: heh. Good thing I had that trick up my sleeve! >:3 *the mechanical claw takes shantae into risky boots' ship* Risky boots: *climbs a ladder onto her ship* *the ship flies away with shantae and risky boots*

*the giant spider somehow isn't affected* *the giant spider looks at darker and screeches, but it sounds like a huge roar*

Me: WAIT! I have an idea! *flies into the air* *spawns a huge frying pan* HIYA! *hits the giant spider on the head using the giant frying pan* *the giant spider is knocked out*

(Sorry I was afk. XD)

*gunshots* Me: .....*passes out and falls onto the ground* *has two bullet holes in chest*

*you hear a creepy laugh* *you see a strange figure holding a gun and carrying quest mugman, who is tied up and is very frightened*

*the figure is wearing some sort of poncho, black shoes, and Brown pants. They are also wearing a bandana over their mouth. Their eyes can't be seen, and they have light peach skin* Me: *still knocked out* *quest mugman struggles, and tears fall down his face*

*the strange figure aims their gun at you. Before they can shoot you, they get shot in the chest by something and they drop quest mugman. It's quest cuphead, he shot the figure in the chest*

*quest cuphead walks over to quest mugman and unties him* (you be quest mug)

Me: *vanishes and suddenly respawns* welp. That's one life lost, oh wait. *looks at how many lives i have and there's infanate lives* oh right, I can't die. XD (Gtg)

(Bai)

(I'M BAAAAAAACK! :D)