~CoUnTrY hOoMaN ship~
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06.06.2020
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Canada-bean[OP]
15.06.2020 03:20
Link~ships~
Russia ×America (maybe)
Japan × Ireland (eh you ship it so here it is :^)
America × South Korea (oooo yes)
North Korea ×Canada (.....yes-)
Russia × Mexico (I saw it.....but I'm thinking about it)
Ussr × naz (it's actually decent :>)
France × Britain (there litterley my parents yes)
Poland × Germany (I actually ship this....)
Finland × Estonia (I ship....I guess :>)
Indonesia × Malaysia (idk it seems pretty cute)
Sweden × India (I found it)
Russia × America (it's ok......)
Ukraine × Canada (it's fine! Has long has Spain dies..)
Tangle × Poland -(no-)
Japan × China-(......kill it)
Japan × Japan empire (Oh God noo!!)
France × Canada (actually kill me ;-;)
Britain × America (I swear to god one more time-)
South Korea × North Korea (&%%#%#%%@%@$@%@%@%%@)
Tangle × Poland (i- i....need to barf ;-;)
Canada-bean[OP]
15.06.2020 03:25
LinkI got bored
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Canada-bean[OP]
18.06.2020 02:37
Link*oop*
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Canada-bean[OP]
23.06.2020 15:09
LinkOoops
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Zealand -"oh yay America! "
Australia -"wait- is that South Korea eh..who cares "
South-"I'm happy and slightly offended -"
Zealand if you want to Annoy someone then go annoy Canada"
Australia -"ya he's litterley in his room reading a book :v doing notthhhiiinnnnnng"
Zealand-"Canada never really goes out of that room......much"
*Canada gust being incident in his room reading*
South-"..I imma break his door drown.... "
Zealand-"wha-"
(South went right up stairs and kicked Canada door drown and sadly Canada gust got up to open the door so- uh poor Canada got hit with the door)
Canada-"! " *gust completely "ded" on the floor"
South-"hello! Bi- "
Zealand -"wwHHEEeEeZzzzZzZeEeE! "*dieing in laughter*
Australia -" all I care about is it Canada is ok-"
(Poor Canada :v)
South-"uhm"
Zealand -"*still dieing from laughter*
Australia -"you litterley hit Canada with a door-"
*France hears about Canada getting hit with a door comes running in the room*
France-"what happened! "
(France is having that protective mom moment- accept he's not a mom-)
(Afk now sorry be back tomorrow)
Zealand -"s*... "
France-"Zealand no cursing wha-"*sees the door * "who the heck broke the door!?"
SOuth-"....me"
France -"at you admitted- wait who allowed South Korea in this house!? "
Australia -"*gust looks at America*
France-"well at least south Korea admitted it! Better then you America! "
Australia -"uh..... "
France-"....wait where the heck is Canada "
South-".... "
Australia -"...uhmmm"
France-"does anyone knows where Canada is!!!??? "
South-"......i- uh......slammed the door in his face.... "
France-"..... "
France-(insert very pissed mom noises*even though he's not a mom*)
Zealand -"f* this-"*he left the room*
(In real life I'm consuming a marker :>)
France -"..no your not your going to help clean up this mess.... "
*Canada got up and pushed the door off him*
Canada -"ow- Jesse. What the heck"
France-"*gust hugged Canada* "oh my gosh your not dead!" I
Canada-"i- what? "
Australia -"wwwhhEEEEZzZZzEeaeea* "
(Markers are delicious! Y U M)
*Canada is gust confused*
Zealand-"w h y"
( Y O U R N O T M Y M O M )
France-"*glares at America*
(CCcCCCcOOOOOOoSssSSSsUUuUUMMMMMEeEEeESEEEeE)
Australia -"wwwhwhhweeEEeZzZzZZeEEeE**
France-"**ggggllaaaarrreeee*
South-"what is even happening any more-"
Zealand -"don't ask me"
Australia -"I thought you left? "
*Canada is gust consuming a marker in the background*
(Cosumes good Microsoft headphone cord made from Wal-Mart )
France-"wha-? "
Australia -"what the-"*gust looks at Canada*
*South and Zealand dieing of laughter*leaves
(Canada still consuming marker)
(Jesse America don't gust blow Canada 'cover' like that!)
Canada -"shush mister I eat McDonald's for breakfast "
Australia -"*whisper* "burn-"
Canada -"...you sit on your but all day doing nothing but eating and playing on your phone...sorry"
Canada -"...I'll consider it I guess... "
Australia -"finally"
South-"that's Greg to hear"
France -"wow your going out your room for once! "
Canada-"sorry.but I said maybe"*then he went to his bedroom*
South-"imma fix the door and go home"*he walked over and picked up the door and put it back in its place and renailed it back in place*
(Back)
South -"sorry...but my brother won't allow that you know North Korea "
South-"but North Korea.....he hates me having people over he would never allow that....... "
France -"America....you should probably stay home..if that the case"
*Canada gust listens to the conversion*
South -"..... "
France -"well uh ya......he does but he is like never home what I heard from South "
South-"oh no its ok"*he finished fixing the door*
South-"ok I'm gust gonna leave now"*he got up and started to walk out the door *
South-"love yo-"*his face went red* "wait w-what!?"
Astraila-"oooOOOOo~"
*Zealand gust listening*
*Canada taking advice from I love you to pull that on North Korea*
France-"uh"*France mind-"wait f* America is growing up*
*Britain heard what America said from his bedroom*
(Wait what did America said-)
South -"i- uuuuuHHHhhhHh"-"I'm gust gonna leave... "*he put his jacket over his face and left*
Australia -" ooOoOOoOoOoOoOOOOo~ "
France-"why do they all way have to grow up"*crying in French*
Britain -"*comes running out the bed room* "who made France cry!?!"
Zealand -"f* this s* I'm out"*gust leaves*
*Canada gust closed his door*
Australia -"America did :> "
Britain -"America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
France-"he's growing up to f-fast "*cri*
Britain -" *gets out a belt*
Australia -"uh*he gust left*
Britain-"ya you better be! "
France -"uh"
*Canada gust locks his door*
Britain-"there he's gone "
France-"oh-"
*Britain went back to his bedroom*
*at South house North Korea and South were fighting North got angry that South left the house*
South-"I'm sorry Jesse! "
*he walked over and opened the door*
South-"America!? What are you doing here..??? " *confused and a bit afraid of the fact North will see him and he'll get even more angry*
America: “My dad was gonna beat me with a belt”
North: *Goes to his room*
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South -"i- wha-what?? "*face got a bit red*
*let's gust have North Korea hear this I need my drama:v*
North: * Appears out of nowhere* “I’m sorry, but the ****”
America: “Shit-“
South -"I'm sorry......America but you have to l-leave....... "
(Sorry I was afk)
*South hugged America* South -"bye"
*South then went upstairs to his room*
(Imma go back to playing has Canada after this)
*Canada was laying in his bed still reading but also chatting with Zealand*
Canada -"ugh.....why should I leave the house there is like nothing to do"*
Zealand -"I don't know maybe you want to do something else fun? "
Canada -"but there is nothing really to do that is fun. "
Zealand -"well America is all ways leaving the house with his boy friend "
Canada -"well I don't have one -.-"
Zealand-"pppft lonely -"
Canada-"h-hay!? I'm not that lonely! "
Zealand -"everyone......has a boyfriend or girlfriend in this house. You still don't have one"
Canada-"so your telling me you have one -<-? "
Zealand-"well duh. "
Zealand -"uuuhhh no? "*lie*
(Wait- who is Zealand shipped with.....uuhhhm)
America: “Lies”
(Belarus *they are in the same family tree* Wales *his part father* Australia *his brother*)
Zealand -"I'm telling you who though"
*insert very lonely Canada noises in the background*
(Imma gust say his boyfriend is Belarus.... ;-;)
America: “Alright”
(But Belarus is homophobic and I don’t if they actually like each other. Maybe Zealand could just be aromatic?)
Canada -"does Australia have a boyfriend...."
(....but then who would be Zealand boyfriend *insert cri*)
America: “Oh well”
(Yes. Also when looking up ships for Australia the first one I saw was North)
Canada -"yay he's gone"
Zealand -"*insert nervous sweating*
Canada-"uh-"
(Just kidding he's my brother and I'm not yandere)
Zealand-"I'm gust human leave"
Canada -"ok"
*Zealand left the room*
*Canada got out his phone and decided to text North*
Canada text -'hay you awake?'
Canada -'also...do you know why America left the house? He 'keeps' leaving and I can't find out why'
Canada -'oh- '
*Canada is now offended*
(Did North gust call Canada a idiot-)
Canada -'that is what everyone says...'
*sorry for not answering*
Canada -'but there is like nothing to do outside my bed room'
(Now let's gust have North Korea ask Canada on a date cause I'm bored...and I need my 'f*ing' romance)
Canada -'wait you didn't know this.....They fliping like each other'
*Now let's have North notice the fact Canada is still never cursing*
Canada -'..@%@%&@%@&@%@&%@%@%@%%#%#'
Canada -'does that count'
(Canada i-)
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Canada -".....so ****ing sorry but stop being asscock and maybe not tell me to ****ing curse you shitty *****.'sorry' "
(WOW-)
Canada -'**** you.........'
(Now let's have North think wrong what I said*even though he knew what I ment let's make him dirty* :>)
Canada -'uhhhhhhHHhHhhh'
*Canada is very broken and red in real life*
(YAY)
North: ‘Canada?’
New Zealand: *Walks into the room* “Dinners re- are you okay?”
Canada -"...//// "*it was obvious Canada face was super red and he was gust looking at his phone*
Canada -" ''no'' it's gust what he said.... "*lied about not liking him obviously cause his face was so red*
Canada -'I'm fine I like him a lot....... That don't tell everyone else"
(Knowing brothers he's probably human tell everyone at the dinner table)
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Canada -'why Zealand why....'
*Australia walked in*
Australia -"what are you laughing about I heard laughing? "*he looked at Canada red face and saw the phone* "oo~ what happened~? "
*Canada covered Zealand mouth*
Canada -"n -no! "
Australia -"don't sorry I heard the last part too ~! "*giggle*
Canada -" then what did he say! "
Australia -"that you like North and you want him to f* you~"
Canada -'i- uUuUUuUHHHhHHhH'
Canada -"not you too! "
Australia -"race you gust to be the first tell North Korea that! "
Canada-"n-no! "
Australia -"Oh yes oh yes! "
Australia -"oo~! Then that will get to North cause there brothers~! Wait don't you have South phone number! HUh! Text him to tell north! "
Australia -"yyeeess! "
Canada -"oh no-no-no! "
{To South pov}
South-"hay nortth!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
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South -"do you like him back of no? "
(Does North like Canada back 👀)
South -"that is a yes or no question .... "
(Imma go sleep ;-; BYE)
South -"pft fine"*he left*
{Back to Canada and the other pov.}
*South text America that he told him*
Text-'i told him....'
(Back)
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*Canada actually crying*
Australia -"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
Zealand-"fINAlly A GOoD SHiP AnD A GOoD ANSWEr! "
Canada -"get he doesn't not even care. And thinks it's all a joke"
Australia -"judging by what 'noth' text Canada I think he loves him"
Zealand-"oh by the way you when to see the text! "*Zealand quickly shows what North Korea said after Canada said f* you*
Canada -"let's gust go to the dinner table and say nothing about this to Britain and France..... "
Zealand-"also....Mexico was the one cooking he decided to come over cause it was Tuesday and he didn't make tacos.. For us in a while"
Australia -"that sounds amazing! "
(Judgeing America has probably gonna tell everyone at the dinner table)
*everyone gust went drown stairs*
Mexico -"surprise I cooked today! "
Australia -"we heard"
Mexico -"oh-"*cri*
Zealand -"no don't cry your a great cook for your age"
Mexico -"*gust cri*
France-"I'm everyone to the table "
Mexico -"also.... Uhm.. Why did everyone to go Canada room? And what took you busy a while??? "
Zealand -"well uh-"*America interrupted and told...everything witch led to Canada Embarrassment*
Mexico -"HUHHHh! TeLL Me MoRE! "
Canada -"no! "
*to bad America human say it*
Canada -"...... "*cri*
Mexico -"HUUUuhhHHH! "
Zealand -" America -"
France-"America! "
Australia -"let's gust eat already ;-; "
Mexico-"fine by me! "
*everyone sat drown*
Canada -"fine"white
{Time skip cause I'm to lazy to type everyone finished dinner and went to there rooms}
*Canada went to text North*
Text-'.....I'm sorry about not answering your text.....everyone gust took my phone and uh......ok I heard something about South telling you something....... What did he say to you? Cause America is trying to start something "
Text -'.....my brother is a jerk....if only be can keep...his f*ing mouth shut then none of this would happen! '
Text-i'm gust gonna go.... '*at that moment when Canada said he was gonna go it was clear what Canada was gonna do*
-Canada left chat-
(Canada went drown stairs and grabbed some pocket knife and hid in his small pocket in his sleeves and started to leave)
France -'where are you going?'
Canada -'I'm gust going for a walk?'*lie*
FRAnce -'oh ok. '
America -'wOW Canada is finally getting out the house for once!'
Canada-'heh.....ya'*then he left*
*Canada went to a tree and then gust say drown though he put them pocket knife drown and gust started crying*
Canada -"why the heck did America have to do that!?! "
*he was gust under that tree*
(North of you want to go help Canada then go find him your f*ing self you f*ing b*)
*still crying he gust picked up the knife and then gust stared at it like he was about actual cut himself*
*Canada heard North from the background he gust got super silent*
"It's not guilt tripping!....I have Horrible anxiety issues! That is what is I take one little thing and make into a big deal! Im gust emotional mess! It's not your fault! Trust ' I do all the time '! "
*went back to his room and gust curled up in his blankets crying*
(GREAT depression!)
America: “I’m going bed. We have school tomorrow so I suggest you do the same. Goodnight”
*leaves*
Canada -'oh....,school starting back up....I guess I sleep too...'
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*Canada locked the door and then got dressed and went drown stairs after that*
*Canada gust got ready then went to the car and later on left to go to school*
*Canada gust went in the school then went to his locker to pack his stuff*
(Sorry I went to dinner...want to know something funny too?)
*gust packing*
(Apparently my parents made tacos today....and they never do that litterley the rpg?)
'.....'
*Canada also put away something else it looked small....and sharp after that he walked away but also Accidentally forgot to close the locker*
(Sorry...about going afk......I had a migraine
North: *Sees that Canada left his locker open and went to close it*
(It’s alright. Your health is important)
*there was a pocket knife hid under some books that was Visible*
(Sadly ya *cri*
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*Canada was gust waiting in the hall waiting for the bell to ring and yet again nobody was around him really the hall was kinda empty*
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*Canada Decided to skip lunch so he s sneaked away from the crowd*
*Canada gust went upstairs to the roof top*
(Don't worry. Canada is not gonna jump of the roof on the first day)
"I'm not hungry? and besides the food they have a school's...is normally garbage"
"Your allowed I'm not the boss of this place you can be up here."
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*took a moment to notice what North said*
"WAIT! Are you basically calling me lazy!?"
(Is North calling Canada lazy-)
*glare*
(now let's have North say or gust think Canada glareing is cute.. Because he seems like the type to think that)
*shhshjehsjanjaiakkmenehueneusnsnsuznwhywjajjajahshs*
(Idk what to type)
America -"f*- "*interruption*
*class gust starring at him expect Canada he was too busy glaring at North Korea*
*nobody said anything expect Japan*
Japan -"me!!!! "*Japan is a cat.. So he will land on his feet*
*Japan did it perfectly a nailed it *
(Mostly everyone-"ooo~! "
America-"...but why is the course out side? "
Russia -"I'm guessing it's so big it can't fit indoors"
Japan-"yEp! "
Canada-*sees a way around the course and some loops to skip parts* "I'll go."
America -"WAIT whta!?! "
Germany -". "*he knew what Canada was gonna do cause he saw the same thing*
Japqn-"you sure?"
Canada -"ye s. "
(Canada and Germany are sO SMART that's is also why my favorite country is Canada .)
*Canada jumped on to the ledge then right on to the tree 'that was originally not actually part of the source's then he said on to the slide of the latter that was for helping people up then kicked it so he can jump a bit higher so he can skip 5 parts of the hole course then he jumped right on the top of of the tunnel skiping that part then he jumped on to a another free skiping right to the finish line*
Canada -"..there"
America-*plain Silence*
Japan-"dang why did I did not think about that "
Nations-"textually he actually did the right thing. Chase if this was a real Situation he was in then it's best to find a way around some parts so you don't mess up plus you can get to the other side faster let's say for Instance if there was a family on the other side about to be killed its best to find ways around the parts so you can get over there faster it's best to act quick. Like that. "
Ussr-"Honestly ya that deserves more then gust a 50..from what I'm seeing Isn't the course for real world practice? cause that is what you should of did in the real world"world
NAZ-"Honestly I actually agree. "
(SOrry. But I'm not allowing my precious Canada to get onlY 50)
JE: “This isn’t for real life, it’s for exercising and seeing how well you know gymnastics, if this was a real companion, he’d be disqualified. The highest he can have is a 60, and no higher. I don’t want to see anyone else cheating on the course, or else you’ll get detention. Who’s next?”
JE: “Okay, the highest grade so far is Japan with a 100. North, I hope you can do better than the rest of your class”
North: *Completes the course almost perfectly, the only mistake he makes os tripping over something*
JE: “Alright, 98. You didn’t fail”
(Gymnastics is important to North due to an event called the mass games, where gymnasts preform in front of the leader)
~{Casually skips to the end of the day}~
*bel rings for dismissal*
America-"YAY finally! "
Russia -"..why"
Japan-*sad*
*Canada grabbed his stuff out his own locker but it was it looked like he was searching for something*
Canada -"where is that thing-"
(It's that pocket knife)
Canada -"ya.... "
(Welp Canada is never gonna find that pocket knife North Korea tOOk IT!)
*still looking*
(North should know now what Canada is looking for :^)
"Yes-"
*he stopped*
"Why do you have that!??" *confused and a bit scared*
“Because I don’t want you having anything you could use to hurt yourself with!”
"You don't?"
(..I get the feeling North gust friend zoned Canada....)
"Reasons......."
(Cri)
*no for real actually crying what North said please don't tell me Canada have been friend zoned....*
"...family Reasons but I telling side what side of my family. "
(Ok got to go eat be back soon.)
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(Uhm back and- tell witch on for these I can say-Argentina.Brazil.Denmark.Bermuda.Kazakhstan.Andorra.San Marino. Cause I'm looking up countries that hate Canada and
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"..fine-"
*stopped for a sec*
"..Brazil's side basically San Marino and Argentina..too..but only 'mostly' them "
*witch there was some others it's gust not of his family*
(JEEse....When people hate Canada they hate him hard what I'm looking at)
(Also, Denmark, and Norway have rivalries and Russia is an enemy *i think*)
"*was a bit silent after*"
(Ya bUT China is not part of Canada FAMILy. And Canada is not saying his name for reasONs cause North Korea and China are friends)
"Oh uhm ok see you later..'I geuss'"
*Canada walked away right after he said 'I guess '*
*it's looked like 'China ' and 'Brazil' talking in the halls*
(WeLp NOw IT's BOTh hATers)
*they seemed to be talking 'trash' about someone*
Brazil-"ugh I don't get why everyone likes him!"
China -"me either 'he' gust a stupid 'wimp'! "
Brazil-"heh...the fact they brought that garde up by '10' in 'gym' gust pisses me off!"
China -"ugh! He gust getting 'credit by those stupid teachers '! "
Brazil-"he obviously doesn't deserve it. "
China -"ya. "
Brazil-"oh how much I wanted to kill him........ugh. Though I had a chance back at that 'camp' though.. Ugh. I couldn't even 'fund' him I even tried the 'forest' couldn't find him. "*those were big key hints oop*
China-"..that's disappointing "
Brazil-"heh....ya"
(Barzil wants Canada dead ~ Brazil wants Canada dead~! )*Insert annoying singing*
*South was sitting on a bench talking to Japan about ya know MuSIc*
South-"that's...uhm"
Japan-"I don't even know what to say about that... "
South-"... "
South-ya... "
Japan-"oh well bye south! I'll go home too I guess "
(By the way Canada is already home)
south-"whatcha doing at home? "
(..my old account called pugcakek *cri*
South-"I'm gust writing a song. Also....... I kinda want my brother to get a date I've been asking to do that but he keeps saying ya no. He's LONely! "
South-"sounds good! "
(So it won't fail*we get it you want it the work out you gust hate to admit)
America: ‘See ya there! Love you’ *Goes to Canada’s room*
(It will start off good, but end horrible)
*Canada gust reading in his bed*
(But you said it will fail but then end good.......)
(That's NoT goood-)
America: “South and I are going to the carnival, and I was wondering if you wanna come?”
Canada -"oo~! Sounds fun! Wait give me a second I might not be able too"
*Canada decked phone then went to North text that said something about going to fare and it also said something about it being today*
Canada-"oh......uhm"
Canada -"Oh wait never mind it's been cancelled....... "
Canada-" I guess I can go.'
North: “...”
America: “South and I are gonna go do something. Have fun!” *Runs off*
*South did the same*
Canada -"I'm so confused.....What gust happened"
Canada -"I'm Probably not even gonna do a game.. Cause I suck..at all these "*even though he really doesn't*
Canada -"ok what is the hardest game you guys have.. "
*random carnival guy-"uhm.. It got to be that ring toss where you throw rings at a bottle or that fish game.... "
Canada -".....welp I'm gonna at least try it"
*random carnival guy-"...heh good luck nobody beats those. "
Canada -"imma do the stupidest thing to win this but ok... "
*random carnival guy -". I don't think being stupid will help you do this? "
Canada -"nonsense "
*random carnival guy -"...uh"
Canada -"*dying inside* "wElp...."
Canada -"....so your saying it's hard.....? "*gust looks at the game*
*random carnival guy -" yep....nobody nailed on the first tr-"
Canada -*Canada grabbed the ring then*well you know he directed where he was gonna throw it and some s* basically using knOwledge* he need mailing it on first try* "you where saying?"
*random carnival guy-*"speechless"*
(F* it imma make Canada super f*ing COOl)
random Carnival guy-"know what I don't care gust take the stupid stuff animal that is why to big but ok! "*gust gives*
Canada -" *insert happy Canada here* "yAy"
Random carnival guy -"....I don't even know "
Canada -"I won the game "*insert wholesome happy noises*
Random carnival guy-"hEh......ya....first try"
Canada -"? "
[They went over to the shooting games]
Carnival person: *Tells them how to play* “The number of points you get determines the prize you get”
North: *Picks up the gun and aims the targets in the back, shooting them and hitting all of them*
Canada -" . "*amazed*
Carnival guy-"you won..whelp what prize do you want? "
*Canada -"oh in ok. "
*looks at prizes and then points to that one coffee bean plush*
Canada -"if I had to pick then that one... "
Carnival guy -"on ok! "*he grabbed it then gave it to North*
Canada-"? "
Canada -*speechless for a second*
Canada -"uhhmmmmmmm"*he gust hugged the plush* "thanks.."
(oH mY GOawD i CaN't IT's SoOO CUTe)
Canada -"I don't know.. "
*ima only show you this and some others :^*
Canada -"imma take that seriously and actually talk about the word anything........ "
*Canada gust hugged that plush turned the other direction so he does not be rude cause poking at other people phones is rude and nosey*
(You got to respect Canada for this.)
*gust hugged coffee bean plush and stIll was turned the other direction*
(...I'm gonna draw Canada hugging a coffee bean plush tomorrow gust thinking of that sounds adorable)
Canada -"me either actually I went over here cause I thought you was"
Canada -"uhm..... "
*WaIt Canada skipped dinner he skipped snack he skipped lunch he skipped breakfast.....sO YEsterday*
*plus! Canada did not eat dinner yesterday or breakfast or lunch he only hAd one cHIp*
Canada -"..yesterday *and only one CHIP*"
Canada -"...you can't ' actually ' make me"
(Wait..how will North force Canada to do something this TIme....)
Canada -"i-
*long pause*
"....fine I'll eat "
(North is a jackass)
Canada-"..... "
(Ok I'm leave sorry...but also imma kindly force you too sleep.. Cause I know we have very similar time zones....... *and I'll know that you are not asleep by this accOunt of yours. cause I'll get a notification so sleeeep)
*idk what to type*I
(🔫SLEEP or I won't*and I'll be super annoying and it's unhealthy not to sleep )
Canada -"wait...didn't America a nd South Korea said they will be bacK by now?'
Canada -*Canada gust hugged that coffee bean plush*
Canada -"... "
(Time to do wholesome stufF with Canada CUase WHY the frIck NOt)
*gust randomly started messing with the coffee bean plush feet*
Canada -*expression -'.-.'Canada -"this is not helping..."
*Canada was sitting in his bed gust cuddling that coffee bean plush in a bit of boredom*
Canada -"neVer - HHHIIiIsssss! "
(This makes me want to full out have Canada turn into a Cat-)
*Britain and France come in the room*
Britain-"what th-"
*insert poof Canada now magically a Cat*
france-"uh what to-"
Canada -"*inner screaming*
(That's it Canada is a cat now.......sorry not sorry)
France-"get the holy water..... "
Britain -"I'm actually gonna do that"
(WhEeZes in someone gust unfollowed me)
Britain -"America calling 911-"
France -"s* "
Canada -"*cRi* "WHHy"
(*cri*)
*911-"ok we will be th ere in a bit"
(Sorry afk be back in a bit)
South-'...I'm getting my brother '
*South in real life*
South-"North Korea!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
South-"you might want to go Canada house quick he's a cat!!!!!!!!!!!! "
SouTh-"what....well America gust called the police cause he is a cat. "
(North sounds drUnk)
South -"good..... "
(It's ok )
(also...uhm. So somebody told me they liked my avatar and I said thanks. Then they said 'is it todroki'......I have no idea how the hell they thought that *CRI*)
{Back to Canada FAMILy}
Australia -"so Canada is cat"
Zealand-"yes"
Australia-"heh heh I have a idea-*gets out a water gun*
Zealand-"yessss! "
Australia-"time to have Fun"
(I kNow I'm actually crying in real life about This*crRrI*
Australia -"Oh~ Canada! "
Canada -"uh yes? "*tail perks up and turns around*
AAustralia -"look what I got!! "
Canada-"hIiIIiISSS! "*kicks Australia in the balls*
Australia -"*ded* "
Australia -"*got up and casually shot the water gun at Canada "
Canada -"scrrrEEe!! "*jumps back wards insert big ppooof*
Zealand-*whHEeEzzEE*
(I love cTattas there so squishy aNd cUUuTe)
Australia -*holding water gun*
Canada -*gust poofed up *aka his tail gust up whiCh means he's hecking scared*
Zealand-*drying from laughter*
America-*gust confused*
Canada -*crri*
Australia -"I wIll sHOOt"
Canada -"hiiisss! "*Insert halp*
Zealand -"uh..what is North Korea doing here... "
Canada -"get that thing away fRom mee!!"
Australia -"*Insert pointing gwun towards Canada*
Zealand-"*whhEEze*
(Stop leaving Rpg 🔫)
Canada -"*Insert tail perks up and then runs behind North*"nO"
Australia -*crI*
(Hehheheh)
Australia -"behind you...... "
Canada -"you know I'm not small I'm still human gust with ears and tail jerk! "
Canada -"*gust smacks North Korea*"i know you can stop acting dumb!'
Australia -"ppft"
America -"honestly you deserved it"
Canada-"I'm going to my r-room.... "*Canada walked away ears and tail go drown*
(North=ass)
America -"probably cause you hurt his feelings b*! "
(Sorry got to go be back tomorrow)
North: “That’s all I ever do. Now, excuse me, I’m going to visit my father”
(Bye)
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America -"fine! "*America throw the keys at North.....and it ended up stabing right into his eye.....luckily it was the one with the eye patch but still"
Australia -"!! "
*Canada heard the "blood" gush sound*
Zealand-"uh..... "
*Canada ran drown stairs*
Canada -*looks at North eye*"who in the actual ****! Did this!?!! "
Australia -"..America I suggest running"
Zealand-(mind-"holy ****....Canada cursed ya America is definitely dead")
(You play role of America nOw)
America: “Oh shit- I didn’t mean to!”
North: *Pulls the key out of his eyepatch*
Canada -"I don't give a damn! "*Canada got out a pocket knife*
Australia -" c-Canada! "
Zealand -". "
(America gonnA die)
Canada -*gust has a warning Canada throw it right at the wall next to him* "next time it wIll be your head!"
Australia -"..oh God.. At least he didn't actually hit you... "
Canada -*opened the door* "you know it wasn't locked"
*...America is definitely dead... Now let's gust have North Korea beat his ass*
Canada -"hm? "
*wow America was being sarcastic yeP he's definitely dead*
Australia -mind -"America is so dead"*
America -"sure-*super sarcastic*
Canada -"*gust looks at the knife in the wall*
(I'm gonna play has America to r this ''One'' part unless you want him)
America -"glad he's gone. "*he said rudely*
Canada -" oh...... "*got a bit sad what he said*
Australia -" ..you know he can still hear you be only gust walked out the door"
America,-"I don't actually '****ing' care"
Australia -". "
(America is being a Moody teenagEr)
Canada -".... "
America -*walked to his bedroom and slammed the door*
Canada -".... "
Australia -"sO who is gonna clean that uhm... Black stuff off the floor from North eye? "
Canada -". "
Zealand -"America should "
*Canada gust went to his bedroom*
*and Australia and Zealand started chatting*
*Canada was outside........at night he was walking drown the side walk*
(HMM. Canada I don't think that's a smart idea to be walking alone at Night)
*Canada walked drown a path to a side of some building*
(Sorry got to go be back tomorrow.....I'm dealing with stuff)
*has Canada was walking drown the side path something grabbed his arm*
(OoPz Canada gonna Get Kidnapped Or Gust killeD YAY)
*WHY DO I LIKE CANADA SUFFERING*
???-"what's a lovely girl like you doing alone at nightgirl
Canada -"I'm a boy.... "
???-"aww sorry I ment a pretty boy"
Canada -"let go of my arm! "
???-"heh...not a chance punk *he put a gun to my head* "now you shush or I'll have to get violent "
Canada -"let go!! "*tried to struggle out the guys grip*
*the ally way where this was happening close to the town so some people could hear this happening but there "all" mostly asleep*
(This happens a lot when your young like a teenager and your out a night alonE *me be putting logic in my rpgs)
*he didn't answer the phone instead someone else did*
???-"sorry heh.. Maybe next time you can call them*whisper slight*if there will be a next time when I'm done with them *hangs up*"
???-"aww who's this North guy~? Is he your friend ? "
Canada -"gust let go!! "
???-".... "*pushes gun closer to Canada's head* "....one more word out your ****ing mouth and I will shoot you"
Canada -*he got silent*
(Oops)
???-"now you keep your pretty ****ing mouth shut or else! "*gUn*
Canada -". "
(He henhenhenhenhenhnehn*
*the phone lead to a ally way*
Canada -"*still trying to let go from grip*
??-"....what the fuc k do you think your doing!that is it!"
*he throw the gun at the side walk and then pushed Canada up against a wall grabbing Canada His then neck strangling him up against the wall*
Canada -"mmf! "*he grabbed a hold of the guys hands trying to make him let go*
(. I love it when people strangle someone :>)
Canada -"l‚‚-l-let g-go"
???-*he laughed and gripped tighter pulling me up gust to stangle me more* "hehe"
Canada-"mf! "
(Your boyfriend is messed up I was only talking about in movies in stuff oh god..)
Canada -"y‚‚ye-"*was stopped*
???-" *tightened grip so Canada can't speak * "don't say a ****ing word! "
(Your friend is a ass.....cock)
*Canada was being strangled alive up against a wall*
??-"*he gust Tightened his grip on Canada neck*
Canada -"!! "*a slight hint of blood came drown from his mouth*
??-" heh..... "*eventually the guy let go of his grip of Canada making Canada bash his head on cold Concrete ground knocking Canada out*
???-" .... "*he took out a gun and then pointed it to Canada head about to shoot*.
??-"heh... You think I'm gonna listen to you!? "*he got out a pocket knife*
???-*slight tumble* "God damn it!" *he throw the pocket knife right towards North luckily North could doDge*
???-"heh....do you think I'm gonna explain that "
*by the way this guy is actually under a hood it's a random Brazilian no it's not Brazil him self it's gust a Brazilian nothing really special*
???-"God ****ing dammit! You really like shooting me huh!!!?&@%#%! "*he grabbed a pocket knife off the ground but then.....stabbed Canada arm* ".oops..heh*laughed*
*I sAy gust kill Him*
???-"oh God gust ****ing kill me already.what the ****"
(This guy is gonna die of blood loss...)
“That’s no fun. Now tell me who you are, and you will have a quick death”
??-".....fine! I'm a ****ing Brazilian gust looking to get money for killing someone! I'm gust done ****ing Assassin! "
???-"at this point I rather die! I'm being forced by my own God damn ! Family to me a flipping Assassin for money so my family could be happy! I'm being used and abused for ****ing money! Every time I get someone I loved whelp! Guess what you have to ****ing kill them now! HEH! I rather die at this point! "
“You’re going to the hospital, you are going to the police about your abuse”
???-"I'm gust gonna walk to the hospital my self you should probably help your friend "*he got up and walked to the hospital *
*Canada litterley still on the ground and aLso has a Knife stabbed in his Arm very deeply yOu FooL Canada is loosening way To o Much blood he gonna die*
*has he North pulled a knife out Canada arm there was....a leaves in the wound*
*this is totally how the human body works*
(Also by the way Canada is not a cat any more)
*hwbjwbwhajanuajananajjagwgwbbwyq*
(I have no idea what to put here)
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Nurse-"yes I can see-"*sees the leaves in wound*
Doctor-"...bring him to the doctors right away "
Nurse-". "
Nurse-". "
{Can wE sKip This part and get to where Canada is In the nurse room}
*walked out the nurse room*
Doctor-"...it seems they have some kind of him disease it's not contagious.. It's like they was born with it or something "
Doctor-"well you should probably bring them home I gave them a shot to put them in a kind of state of coma so they won't be waking up in a while. "
*Australia went to go open the door*
Australia -"ye-"*he noticed Canada was in his hands
Zealand-"... "*confused and a bit worried*
Australia -"no.... Your gonna bring him to his room"
Zealand -"uh"
(You play has America)
*this "kInda" making me want NoRth Korea to not leave the bedroom...*
*Australia and Zealand finished so they were both in there bedroom*
Zealand -"on uhm what do you need??? "
(Sorry I was afk..I was drawing but uhmm.. The drawing is finished it gust I'll have to upload it tomorrow. Sorry)
Zealand -"you can sleep on the couch if you like.... "
Australia -*over hears*"or you can sleep with Canada. "
Zealand -"that too "
Zealand -"actually no... "
(Thanks! Oh and also I'm super quick to replay to rpgs... Cause I'm checking on them every single second when I'm online fear my power)
Zealand -"heh..ya that sucks"
Australia -*mind-"not in my opinion I don't have to go see His scarY ****ing fAcE*
(Sorry I was afk did not see this *wheEZE*
Australia -"you can always sleeP with CanadA
Zealand -"I don't think will do tha-"
Australia -"then he can sleep on the FLOOR "
Zealand-"uh"
(OoPs)
Zealand-"I said ****ing sleep you unhealthy bich"
*hE Gust said that so calmly*
Zealand -"*casually takes out a Pocket knife* "i said ****ing sleep"
Zealand -"shut the hell up and ****ing sleep you actually @#&%@&#%"
Australia -"uh
Zealand -"you sun of a *****... What the hell"
Australia -"Zealand stop... "
Zealand-"shuT UP"
Australia -"*cri*
(North should accept HIs Fate!)
*Zealand and Australia started Arguing*
*America is awake by now and he's gust playing on his phone in his bedroom*
*Canada is whimpering from the thunder cause he's ****Ing scared of everything*
*France and Britain are asleep*
*Zealand and Australia started getting LOUD with there fighting*
*America got pissed*
*Canada gust started whimpering MORe*
*France and Britain some how still asleep *
Australia -"Oh shut it asscock! "
Zealand -"**** OFF!"
*they started getting violent*
*Canada gust crying in his sleep now GREAT*
Australia -"Zealand!!!!!! "
*lucky the desk was small *
(What happened -)
*Canada Gust crying in his sleep*
Zealand -"... "
*there was a Silence*
(Got to go be back In a bit)
*when Canada heard the table crash.... He well jumped right out of his bed and kicked the door drown even though he should be asleep*
Canada -"...who the " **** "... HURT North Korea! Zealand-
Zealand-"...."
Australia -"*looks at Zealand*
Canada -*runs to the kitchen and grabs a knife*
(Back)
*Canada put the knife drown quickly*
Canada -"....know what forgot it gust know your dead Zealand when I come home! "
*Canada went to go get the France up quickly*
Canada -"France wake up!! "
Canada -"North Korea is injured badly! Cause .. Zealand! So I need your help to drive him to the hospital cause it's raining "
*by the way it stopped thundering*
Canada -*goes to America* "America help me drive North Korea to the hospital."
Canada -". *.gets a rain jacket and gives it to North * "you most likely need this..."
Canada -"please put the jacket on I don't want you getting sick North..... "
Nurse: “Oh dear! I’ll take him, you guys can wait in the waiting room”
*Takes North and leaves*
(What)
Canada:oh uh. Ok" *he walked to the waiting room with ame*
(Sorry for not replaying in days... Really I did not replay to any rpg really....)
*sat down on a near bench*
Canada: God... My arm feels like it's bleeding out
((probs.... Cause it was literally was-
((time to save North Korea and canada and mE (lag) from sudden death/broken bones/my sainty/DIsToRy lag here is a new to section