my top favourite Kyle moments his existential crisis when he tries to burn down the school over being ugly

there was supposed to be a comma there I played Roblox for 7 hours my brain is fried

if I didn't have a stewpid optometrist appointment I'd be watching southpark all nfiht to make up for the wasted hours I spent playing Roblox

I want to play bake off that was awesome

my squishy my shotapai

for kyles birthday I dye my hair red today I got hair dye

I went to the optometrist and my eyes are only one lens different and I got 2 new pairs of glasses

she said I have healthy eye structure not to flex

idk how cuz I stare at blue light all day everyday for hours at a time

she didn't make me read the chart without any lens at all I think we've all figured out that all I see without my glasses are little black smudges

dying my hair cuz of southpark have I gone too far in the southpark fan juices

I wear a ushanka hat cuz of southpark

I'm scared of what my hair will look like with my new glasses I got clear frames what if I look like a lesbian

my mom is trying to tell me the optometrist was telling me to take breaks from wearing my glasses like if she was telling me that I think she would've explicitly said that she's only saying that cuz she doesn't need to wear her glasses all the time

I don't get it what does Ulta mean

thanks