Jerome has a waifu too, her name is Jenny the pig

Yea me too, ngl I origanally made her like a year ago for a really embarrasing reason, ok I'll say it. So I had this huge crush on a girl in my class, and she really liked Jerome, like at one point we went to the beach in school, and she asked me if Jerome was married, so I responded, "who'd want to marry Jerome?" She responded "I would" So yea that happened, so yea a pretty embarrassing story, but I have so much more

K, so, in school we were doing Irish, and my name with a seimhu (it's something for Irish grammar) is Phatrick. So it sounds like fatrick, so I jokingly said that I may as well be renamed to obeserick, and she loved that. Also the teacher put one of my friends next to her, so yea, sometimes I'd talk to him, and sometimes I'd talk to her, but one time, I was talking to him and she just turned around and smiled at me for like 5 seconds... Also my friends knew I had a crush on her, so one time, when we were all split up into other classes, cuz our teacher was out of school, my friend just looked at me and whispered, "Hey Patrick wanna switch places so you'll be beside -----?" Yea so that happened. One time we did a bake sale, so we spent the whole day in the hall, selling cakes and stuff, but when we were bringing tables back, no one was helping her, so I did, and it was... I think the most I've ever heard her talk, cuz she dosen't talk a lot. Oh yea, there was also a time and one of my friends were (wait lmt)

- having a tug of war over his coat, and she was right there, so I ask her "Hey -----, did you see me with ------'s coat?" she shook her head, cuz again, she dosent talk a lot, so my friend just turns to me, smiles, and says, "Hey Patrick, you're talking to your crush,"... So yea, then we had to go home, so yea, I'll probably tell some tomorrow if I do another voice thing

Yea thx, but I never got a chance to tell her I like her cuz the schools closed down, but we're going back for 1 day, so yea, that's gonna be super awkward

Yea I'm going too, I promised my cousin in Portugal and my friends over here, oh yea and one time at the school halloween thing, she came as chara from ndertale, and I came in this monkey onsie and I had a sans mask on, so she just came over to my place where I sat, and she just started clapping, and we had to dance with each other a lot, it was mainly me looking at the ground and her giggling and blushing. But yea, also my friends keep trying to convince me that she likes me. Oh god there's one really wierd one that this guy said one time but it's kinda 18+, and he essentially just said that he's rather ( the 18+ thing) with a trash can over her, so yea, that was kinda a really embarrasing moment when my friend told me

But that guys really wierd, and a huge S I M P

Yea I will, that was what I promised everyone else, oh yea and one time I actually had to tell her to calm down when someone told me that my drawing was good enough without colour, and that I probably wouldn't win the art contest if it was only half coloured, cuz we had like 2 minutes left, so she didn't like that, and yea, I had to tell her that it was ok, and as soon as I said that, she stopped, one time she started looking at creepypastas with my friend, cuz I was there, and one time I decided to test if she would laugh at everything I said as a joke, so my calculator can write some letters, if you do some sort of a trick with it, so I wrote poo on it and showed it to her. She actually started laughing so yea, oh yea, and one time we had to do maths in pairs, and I was paired with her. In 15 mins we got one question done cuz we were talking too much

Yep. Tbh I don't really blame you,oh yea and one time she just started looking at me, oh and one time I went to my friend, "hey do you ever nearly choke on your own saliva?" (cuz I do that a lot) And she turned around and just said, super enthusiastically, cuz most of the time when she speaks, it's really quiet, but she just went, really loudly, "Oh yea, I do that all the time"

Yea, oof gtg my granny's here, so I'll be back in a couple minutes, cuz my Granny's taking care of me and my sister for like an hour or something, ok bye for now

K I'm back

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