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echo da baby meets my ender boye not clickbait

???: h h h h h h h h h h h

*h e p o k e e c h o *

*s i g h * ???: Istg everyone runs or teleports away whenever I wanna engage in a conversation >:(

???: oh, it's okay. *He looks at Echo*

*He y a w n * ???: ssssooo.... what's your name?

???: N i c e . it's so weird interacting with other endermen--

???: exactly! someone gets it.

???: Do humans try to kill you aswell-?

???: damn. guess it isn't just me.

???: to even think about them sucks.

*ALL OF A SUDDEN THERES A HUMAN COVERED IN DIAMOND ARMOUR BEHIND BOTH OF THEM-* ???: they're u g l y

Human: bruv say that again s t i c k m a n , I've slaughtered you before, I remember that scarf of yours >:) ???: dude I don't even remember you go away

*They both start physically fighting teehee* (rip echo)

Human: oi you stay outta this! *MY ENDER DUDE JUST LATCHES ONTO THE HUMANS BACK, HUGE JAW MOMENT*

Human: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ???: ☺✨ *the human throws my ender boye off their back and points a d I a M o N d sword at them*

*My ender boye teleports behind echo and the human d I e S * (minecraft logic and real world logic)

???: I do that on accident sometimes

???: welp, there goes their hard-earned work

???: yea.

???: ^^

*he y a w n *

???: yeeeaaaaa.....

*CONFUSED ENDERMAN NOISES???*

???: HOW- WH-

???: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD RIGHT NOW I'M LITERALLY SO CONFUSED

???: YOU'RE- YOU'RE ALIVE I'M SO CONFUSED

???: IF YOU GO TO SLEEP YOU LIKE... DIE

???: ARE YOU IMMORTAL??

???: but like.... it kills you.

???: ._.'

???: e v e r y w h e r e (<- dumbass omg he hasn't slept in literally 5 years because he thought that)

???: oh...

???: THOSE ****ING HUMANS LIED TO ME >:C

???: that makes me even more stupid omg

* h e y a w n a g a i n *

???: k, move a little then.

*MY ENDER BOYE JUST FLOPS AND THEN FaLLS ASLEEP CUZ THAT'S VERY NORMAL*

* s n o r e *

*Another human walks by but it looks like it's a little kid :OOO*

k i d : ooooh tall people :O

k i d : awe come back :(

*The little kid just hugs my ender boye lol* k i d : is this one dead :(

k i d : oh okay good :D

*The kid is just cuddling the sleeping ender boye*

*The kid looks at echo* kid: oh no did I upset you?! <:C

kid: mommy wont let me have a sword just yet so the worst I could do is be annoying :)

*Sad smol*

*THEY JUST BAWLING THEIR EYES OUT AND MY ENDER BOYE WAKES UP LIKE 'wtf'*

???: dude it's a child it can't hurt you. Kid: wAaAhaAHhhHhHhHhhH-

???: not if they don't know where we are. *Ender boye just boops the child so they stop crying and it w o r k s *

Kid: hehe :D ???: see, if they're not being loud we're safe. now, we just need to tire it out and then we can run away.

???: wanna play uhhh... t a g ? Kid: :OO yes!!!!!

???: cmon, it can't be just me and the small human. you need to help out too...

*The child immediately hugs echo lol* (poor him-)

???: you're it, kiddo. count to ten and let go of the dude. *They let go of echo and start counting to ten-* ???: o k a y r U n-

*he just follows echo*

???: p F f f F t -

???: okay all we need to do is run away really fast in random directions so they dont find us OR we can dig underground

???: hm. aight we can try that. *My ender boye teleports right next to echo lol*

???: yes u r.

???: ^^

*The child casually starts looking for them*

*THE CHILD WALKS PAST THEM LASDJIAOHFUADJ*

???: shhh, they might come back...

???: i'msorryI'mjustparanoid

???: ^^

*child long gone now lol*

???: phew.

???: for once I didn't want to interact with a small human.

???: to learn.

???: my real parents weren't endermen, they were actually humans. Unfortunately they burned in lava and drowned.

???: yeah. It's okay though.

???: mmm... only if you think about it too much.

???: ^^

???: this is kinda why I hate water.

???: it tingles.

???: >:D

*he p a t echo*

???: I wish we weren't so hated...

???: what do you wanna do now?

???: I have bread. *he casually takes out bread*

*he gibs the bread to echo wowee*

*my ender boye just falls asleep a little lol*

*s n o r e -*

*he wake up and hugs echo lol*

???: ....I'm too tiiirrreeeddd...

*random tired pout*

*he yawn and then sleeps too lol* (P e r f e c t t h i n g t o d r a w n g l ? ? ? )

*no snoring this time, wow* (I MIGHT DRAW THIS WHEN I GET MOTIVATION)

* s l e e p*

*all of a sudden there's f i r e s o u n d s *

*it's just a campfire set up by some random zombies lol*

Zombie 1: heyo. Zombie 2: duuuuudddeee endermen!!!! Yooo!!! Wussup???

Zombie 2: nice! You guys wanna chill down here with us?

*he wakes up* ???: ssssuree... you're going to drag me down though.... *HE GOES BACK TO SLEEP HAHAH*

*literally knocked out at this point lol* Zombie 2: ahhh it's so nice of you to join us! ^^

Zombie 1: why? Is he annoying? Zombie 2: dude >:(

Zombie 1: huh. That's nice ^^

*the zombies take out raw salmon and starts cooking it* Zombie 2: want some?

Zombie 2: alright! *he w a i t *

*after the salmon is done cookie the zombie gives it to echo*

Zombie: ohhhh, impressive! Want another one?