Some laws I wanna make
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YesButLikeMaybeNo 
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10.02.2020
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YesButLikeMaybeNo[OP]
10.02.2020 01:53
LinkSOME LAWS I WANT TO MAKE
On every Wednesday you are required to wear the color pink at least somewhere on your body.
Everytime you pull up to someone's house you have to scream "GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING."
You have to make up your own exclamations; ie, "Holy poptarts in a pencil sharpener, what the cereal box in a blue SUV is wrong with you, what the upside down sideways heck is going on sister queens."
You are required to listen to bass-boosted Billie Eilish on loop in your first 5 days of imprisonment for murder, as you murder a person, we murder your ears. And brain. And soul.
You are not allowed to not be playing a song in your head at all times. When walking, when eating, when doing homework, when digesting food, when your heart is beating, when your intaking oxygen, when you even think in the slightest, you better be having a fricking karaoke party in your mind. "Lol, how would you know if I wasn't?" You may ask.
I hear everything. You can't escape the law.
YesButLikeMaybeNo[OP]
10.02.2020 01:54
LinkAll youtubers that steal are also punished to bass-boosted Billie Eilish; but forever.
7. Juul is never allowed to exist again.
8. The number 8 must be terminated. Your 8th birthday is your 7.5th birthday. The number 8 no longer exists. It's gone. You'll never see the number again.
9. THERE IS A NEW NATIONAL HOLIDAY, IT'S CALLED COMPLIMENT WAR DAY
IT'S LIKE PURGE BUT WITH COMPLIMENTS AND GIFTS
ALL CUTE THINGS ARE FREE AND COMPLIMENTS SHALL BE HANDED OUT
YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE WHOLESOME DARKNESS
WE WILL GET YOU SOMEHOW-
10. Any song I like is immediately popular; but only me. Not your favorite songs, unless I approve of them.
11. No homophobic things or racist things or any stuff like that. Include everyone, no matter what. Unless they're criminals. Don't include them, the are surrounded with eternal Billie Eilish.
12. At sleepovers you're legally not allowed to shut your eyes until 1:47 AM. From then on, it's fair game.
YesButLikeMaybeNo[OP]
10.02.2020 01:54
Link13. You are required to watch 13 seconds of something before saying you hate it.
14. LASER TAG IS NOW AN OLYMPIC SPORT, HAVE FUN KIDS
15. I have the Infinity Gauntlet and anyone that mildly inconveniences me is in the endgame now.
16. By the age of 16, you are assigned a Divergent faction and a Hogwarts house and that is out on all of your job resumes.
17. Gravity Falls season 3.
18. INSTEAD OF 13, 18 IS NOW THE UNLUCKY NUMBER. Why? Because bad things happen when I'm near the number 18. I don't know why, but... things happen.
19. Free superpowers, can't use em for evil though, or we're possessing you with happiness and wholesomeness. And also no unlimited money. Sorry.
20. EVERYONE IS REQUIRED TO BE A CANADIAN YOU MUST SAY SORRY ALWAYS SAY SORRY BECOME ONE WITH THE MAPLE SYRUP NOW
21. Multiply this by 2. It's now the legendary number.
YesButLikeMaybeNo[OP]
10.02.2020 01:54
Link22. Everyone gets a free trip to their dream place once; travel is covered, it's a weeks stay for wherever you want to go :)
23. Kissing scenes in action movies are now illegal and punishable by... uh... even more bass boosted eternal Billie Eilish.
24. BUBBLE TEA IS NOW SOLD EVERYWHERE; YOU DON'T SELL BUBBLE TEA, YOU GET SENT OUT TO SEA
25. Square numbers are now taught earlier so that it's easier later on.
26. Eddsworld comes back.
27. 27 is now everyone's favorite number.
YesButLikeMaybeNo[OP]
10.02.2020 01:55
Linkso basically I wrote this on my school blog.... it’s very magical
"Holy poptarts in a pencil sharpener, what the cereal box in a blue SUV is wrong with you, what the upside down sideways heck is going on sister queens."
can i use that?-